Xiaoming didn't want to attend class, so he wrote a leave note to the teacher, which read: Today.
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Seven. Unable to attend class. What nonsense? After reading it, the teacher threw the leave note on the table and picked it up when he first came to the music teacher. I have a fever and diarrhea today ... This boy is quite talented!
3. Talk to your girlfriend about how to become beautiful, and the more you talk, the more disappointed you are. Say to my best friend: I'd better go for plastic surgery. My best friend gave me an oblique look and said, Come on! PS can't save you, and you want to have a facelift. ...
In the company, you have to go through the front desk to go to the toilet. When I got off work, I heard a girl at the front desk whispering about me, and one of them said if he was kidney is not good? I went to the bathroom for an hour.
Eleven times, I was blown up and shouted ... I went.
Ten times, someone ... someone. ...
The fly is very dissatisfied with the mosquito, complaining: isn't it just to eat? Like where you're going, right? Mosquito responded angrily: as for it? I can find shit when I eat, but I have to work hard at every meal, and I will die if I am not careful.
6. The son took the exercise book and asked his father to check it. Dad looked at it, pointed to the notebook and said, this word is crooked, this word is missing a leg, and here, the trauma is very serious. After a while, the son changed and showed it to his father. Dad said happily, well, there is no trauma now. The son said, dad, you have to check if there are any mistakes. Dad said: I am a surgeon, only in charge of surgery, and the wrong topic belongs to internal medicine. Go find your mother.
I don't have enough money to buy a mobile phone. I borrow money from my parents and do housework every day to offset it. After dinner last night, I washed the dishes and quickly mopped the floor. I'm so tired that I'm sweating all over. My mother looked at me in distress and said that it was very distressing to do so much housework every day. I was so happy that I thought it would set me free. At this time, my father stared at me and said, can't you go out for a walk while we are doing housework? Listen, your mother's heart hurts. My parents absolutely love each other! I may be an accident. ...
8. While eating, my mother asked my brother: Who do you call every night? My brother paused and replied: grandma! I spit out a mouthful of rice, and grandma is long gone! My mother gave me a white look and said, aunt! With a girlfriend, it seems that I am still too simple. ...
Doctor, when should I take this medicine? Doctor: That's all right. Eat at your convenience. Patient: I've only heard of eating before and after meals. No one will eat at "convenient" time! The doctor ... 10. I accidentally saw a sealed file bag on the top of the wardrobe, which said "ex-boyfriend"! My head buzzed like a bolt from the blue, and I almost fell off my chair. What did the daughter-in-law hide behind my back? I hesitated for a long time, trembling and tore open the sealing strip. A piece of white paper said: Dear, when you saw this file bag, I knew you climbed up to hide the money. The sealing strip has been torn open. Please let it go for me consciously.
200 yuan is in the file bag. 1 1. A buddy drank all night. It is foggy in the morning. 0. A person sitting at the table with a white coat on his shoulder looks like a fortune teller. There is a small cylinder on the table, which is covered with signs. Take out one and hand it to him, saying, Fairy, life is like fog, where is the way? Give me an explanation! The fairy said: I am a fried dough stick, why don't I sign it? Don't eat breakfast, leave quickly ... don't shake my chopsticks cage!
12. I saw the condor heroes in the dormitory at night. I turned my hand to the back and said to my roommate, Do I look like Yang Guo? pay attention to
Idiot seriously said: I will go? You are not in love with your aunt, are you? 1. Just now, while playing ball, an aunt who collected bottles came over ... Aunt: Young man, your level ... You can take this water bottle, I don't want it. Aunt: No, I mean your level is too poor. Me: ...