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Humor about losing weight and not being able to control your mouth
The humor that can't stop losing weight:

1. The slogan of foodies, they will lose weight after eating, and our husband and wife are getting fatter and fatter!

Lose weight when you are full tomorrow night.

If you can't resist such a delicious meal, eat it first and then lose weight!

I'm serious. I'll lose weight after this meal.

Eat today, get fatter tomorrow, and worry tomorrow.

6. I had enough to eat and drink, and I still remember my great cause of losing weight!

7. Poisoned in the middle of the night, let's eat together and lose weight.

8. Eat what is in the bowl, look at what is in the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

9. Can you lose weight without eating? In fact, it is right to lose weight after eating.

10. When you see a hard dish that you can't control your mouth, eat it first and then lose weight!

1 1. Eating happily is the most glorious thing. You can't lose weight until you are full.

12. As long as it is well matched, you can lose weight when you are full every day! Never go on a diet again, it's not worthwhile.

13. You can lose weight only when you are full. One bowl of delicious rice noodles is not enough for two bowls.

14. when I lose weight after eating, my brother will wait for me to fall in love

15. Without meat, you will be thin when you are full.

16. The weather is unpredictable, and people are doomed.

17. Sleep if you are unhappy, and put it down if you are unhappy. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

18. I have gained weight, and everyone has a share.

19. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?

20. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's fish in the sea tonight.

2 1. People who lose weight know that controlling diet is mainly to eat less staple food, and side dishes don't matter.

22. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

23. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

24. What looks good and likes to eat is food, and what looks bad and likes to eat can only be called gits. What a painful understanding.

25. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.