2. Yu Qian is a perfect person in my heart.

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy. -"Life is just right"

4, put the wicked on the cart, is the wicked; Grab a handful of salt for the wicked.

5. Before the lights went out in the middle of the night, the wind and rain came to my heart. -"Degang Guo Weibo"

6. Little girl! Give grandpa a smile! Not laughing? Give you a smile! Degang Guo

7. Some people say that it is worth 1400 big mouths to abandon traditional cross talk!

8, a person is not crazy before the age of 30, no promise; I'm still crazy after I'm 30, and I'm definitely not going anywhere.

9. Why bother on Naihe Bridge? When everyone is crying under Naihe Bridge, why wash the Spring and Autumn Period?

10, in the past, you couldn't see the bottom until the swimsuit was opened, but now you can see the swimsuit only when the swimsuit is opened!

1 1, if you bully me, I will take a step back; If you bully me again, I will take a step back; If you bully me, I'll kill you.

12, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!

13, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when doing good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when doing bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!

14. In the past, the swimsuit was open to look at the bottom. Now, open the swimsuit and look at the swimsuit.

15, a good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the master suite!

16, a good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the master suite! Degang Guo

17, he doesn't respect you, you have to respect him, he still doesn't respect you, you still have to respect him, he always doesn't respect you, you killed him.

18, the relationship between lovers is not necessarily good, and a good relationship is not necessarily a couple; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

19. If you don't know anything, you must be a generous person. You should stay away from such people, because lightning will bring you trouble.

20. When a person has great wisdom and can see through many things, he can take a step back and look at many things more easily.

2 1, there is a military wizard named Degang Guo in China, who can write and settle the world, mount a horse, and know a woman on the kang and shoes on the kang.

22. One day, I asked for a shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin after using three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

23. When Yu Qian came out that day, a wire fell from his face and his face was black. He went to the hospital. The doctor asked Yu Qian: Are you from the Coal Mine Art Troupe?

24. Do not compete with gentlemen for fame, with villains for profit, with powerful people for profit, and with heaven and earth for profit. If the interior is incomplete, it is external. Without Waqiu and parting generals, how can the Tang Dynasty prosper? This is a big deal. Bear with it. Gold is tried with fire, and people try with money. Degang Guo

25. Gasoline has gone up, apples have gone up, eggs have gone up, radishes have gone up, instant noodles have gone up ... We are delighted to find that the air has not gone up, and there are more and more ingredients in it, but we still have to live strong, because the cemetery has also gone up.

26. People are at the end of the world, and they can't help themselves. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.

27. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I am still the same as before, but I am covered in mud in the well. Someone looked at me by the well and thought it was fun. Later, I came up, washed, changed my clothes and drove away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm inflated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I feel this way about others myself? I'm really ashamed.

28. Today, I don't thank leaders, experts and colleagues. I said I didn't thank the leader and I didn't go to work. On holidays, give me several barrels of oil to make several bags of noodles and two moon cakes. I have never received such attention. Don't thank the experts. Let's start with two experts: Wow, you can't blame a monk for saying the same thing. I can't even speak neatly. You taught me! ! Third, don't thank your peers. Without them, I would have become popular ten years ago.