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Funny sentences sent before going to bed humorous bedtime sentences
1, now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I went to bed.

2, wake up in the middle of the night entangled in drinking water or go to the toilet first, wake up in the daytime entangled out or continue to sleep.

When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses.

4. The teacher has classes above and I sleep below.

5, sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money and count your hand cramps.

6. Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible.

7. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff, so I will wake up with convulsions.

8. I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these children are insecure.

9. I suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch my mobile phone, and the last thing to go to bed is to put it down.

10, the first thing I want to sleep when I wake up in the morning.