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Classic Quotations from ipartment and Chen Meijia
1. Meijia: I'll kill you with a bottle of salty soda.

2. Meijia: 17 got 7,2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st and Children's Day on June 1st.

3. Meijia: The work account refused to chat. If you want to chat, it's 50 cents per word, half price for punctuation, and 20% off for words above 1000. The audio and video have not been opened yet, so you can chat when the payment arrives. Online payment will be provided and invoice recruitment agent will be provided! (Love a classic)

4. Meijia: When I was a child, because of my poor grades, I cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped off a building with a parachute and hanged myself with noodles, but none of them died. .

Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you.

6. Meijia: Eat a cake first ... dear ~

7. Meijia: This Pepe was hit on the head by the bedside table. A pair of sunglasses was killed.

8. Meijia: I think the plot is quite good.

Zhang Qian traveled in the Qing Dynasty.

The woman who robbed the emperor.

rhizoma cibotii

It's so exciting

Youyou: This is not a travel drama.

Meijia: How is that possible?

Isn't this the palace lock heart jade?

9. Meijia: narrow-minded+liar+blind alley+violent maniac

Youyou: That's simply

Meijia: the perfect lover

Youyou: mental patient

10. Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, I'm not talking about you. I was away for a whole season. Why haven't you made any progress? I'm in no hurry. The audience is very anxious. (well said! ! piapaiapia~)

1 1. Meijia: ... To put it mildly, just tell me how many years you can work, or you can never work, or you can never work.

Yifei: ........... Well, oh, you are forever, forever, forever, forever, you can't afford it!

12. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key.

13. Meijia: The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion and is dealing with the aftermath.

14. Meijia: I hate books when I use them, so I can only cram for them temporarily.

15. Meijia: You should give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what a man should do, not hide here and watch what, how to control his fear of childbirth.

16. Meijia: Tathagata! ! ! (Special product for Daziqiao)

17. Meijia: But he is really handsome.

18. Meijia: Yang Erche Taro.

19. Meijia: Huh? It was dark before I closed my eyes.

20. Meijia: I just want to find the feeling of that year, and I want to go back to eight years ago, even if it is fake, even if it is only for a moment.

Zi Qiao: You are so stupid. Go back eight years, two years later, you will meet me again. Isn't this the last thing you want to happen? At least now the nightmare is over. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young? I mean, it's okay. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones. Learn to put down what should be put down.

Meijia 4. Hello, this is Mrs. Chen. It's beautiful.