Classic and interesting connotation highlights: Who would have thought that it was a welfare lottery without nude photos? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!
A collection of classic interesting connotations (1) 1. I just met a new netizen, looked at space photos or beautiful women, and talked a few words. I wanted to ask him if he had BF, so I made a sentence: Yes? Do you have a boyfriend?
I didn't expect the f key of this broken keyboard to fail to me, and I didn't know until the information was sent! Next, the beauty will never talk to me again, miserable!
2. I am poor and proud, saving cloth for my country.
3. What is a brother? Brother is 50 years later, when you are old and lying in bed, I ask you if you want to drink water. You shake your head. Eat fruit? You still shake your head. I asked again: Find you a beautiful woman? You open your eyes with tears: Brother, help me up and try?
4. My sister-in-law saw my IPOD when she was 0/7 years old in the summer vacation the year before last. Brother-in-law, your IPOD is good! ? So she left, and her sister gave her the IPOD. Last summer vacation, when she was 18 years old, she saw my IBM: Brother-in-law, your IBM is good! ? So her sister gave her the notebook. This summer vacation, she became a beautiful girl of 19. She smiled shyly when she saw me? Brother-in-law, you are actually a very nice person, aren't you? I'm waiting for her sister to talk?
I remember one year when I was on a business trip, I passed a temple and suddenly moved to Buddhism, so I went to visit my master. I was received by a responsible monk. At first, he thought I was here for charity. I was quite enthusiastic at first, but later I heard that I just came to discuss Buddhism, and my interest was greatly reduced. I asked where the host was, and I replied: His wife died and went back to attend the funeral. ?
6. Midlife crisis: Men are keen on political gossip and young girls, while women are keen on making up for suspicious husbands and losing weight. ?
7. People can't be perfect all their lives. I like the glaciers in Alaska, but I don't have them in front of my house. I like Maggie Cheung, but not in my bedroom. I like "Garland under the Mountain", but there is no genuine one. I like to eat vegetables, and I don't eat those who don't spray pesticides; I like football, but my country doesn't.
8. If you are rich and uneducated, use Nokia.
9. When the sauce of instant noodles changes from solid to liquid, otaku will know that summer is coming ~
Collection of classic interesting connotation paragraphs (2) 1. I once bruised my knee playing basketball, and a few days later I scabbed. . .
One day in the bathroom, the uncle who took a bath saw the injury on his knee and said earnestly that the young man should change his posture more. . .
2. My friend said to me: You are like a mango, yellow outside and yellow inside.
I replied faintly: it's better than being like a pineapple. Yellow outside, yellow inside and green on the head. . .
3, it is said that if you are bored, you can go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles and tie condoms. . . These are all so boring. The most wonderful thing my friend did today was to walk into the public bathhouse with a SLR camera and shout at the door. He closed the shutter when everyone looked at him. Yes, he let others see him take pictures, and then he ran away. No one is dressed in the bathhouse, and he can't catch up with them. . .
I met a beautiful girl in my class when I was eating in the canteen at noon today. I asked her where to play on May Day.
She said she would go climbing with her boyfriend, so I told her to be safe.
Sister came over and said: nothing, I prepared two boxes.
The food in my mouth almost came out. . .
Collection of classic funny connotations (3) 1. My girlfriend asked me:? Do you know what I want to eat now?
? I don't know?
She slapped me and said, I don't know. Why not ask?
2. I said to my girlfriend: If you have children in the future and are still so rude and disobedient as you are now, then I will live with the children and not want you.
Girlfriend: If you dare, I will strangle him.
Me. . .
3. My girlfriend is in a bad mood and suddenly asks me? Remember what I said to you that time?
? Which time?
? You really don't remember, get out! ?
Damn it, God can't stop women from making trouble!
4. female:? Do you love me or not?
Man:? You women ask the same question every day. Can you change it to a fresh one?
Woman:? Ok, let's change the question: don't you love me?
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