Someone asked me what's good about love rat, and I told you that love rat is very good. It was fried in bread crumbs, and the child next door was crying.
3. Can't flirt, can't chat, is poor, qq is not six, and Weibo has no members. How can I deserve you?
4. My girlfriend is so beautiful, what should I do if I'm afraid of her philandering? It's no use to me. I'm more beautiful.
Some girls who seem to be quiet for many years have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.
6. Can persimmons and crabs be poisoned when eaten together? I've been a little upset recently. Persimmons are ready, crabs still need them. If you don't like me, just send me a few catties of crabs.
7. Don't mess with me, or Qing Er will be your girlfriend, Bai Feng your mother-in-law, Hong Shixian your husband, Zhou Libo your wife and Shu Huan your man!
8. I just went to see a doctor. The hospital says my stomach is not very good. I didn't expect my stomach to speak: "First, my name is Chu Xun Yu."
9. "What does the heartbeat feel like?" "I suddenly understood why this 250-year-old man named Zhou Youwang became a warlord in the bonfire."
10. Eat less meat today, and you can walk in Victoria's Secret tomorrow.
1 1. Although you are ugly, you think very well. Although I go to work early, I earn less. Although you are very busy at work, there is Lao Wang next door.
12. Don't wait for your prince charming, get up and look for him, that idiot may be stuck in a tree or somewhere else.
13.165438+1October 1 1 Are you short of light bulbs? The kind of person who sits and eats without talking. I'll leave after eating, really.
14. We broke up, and the next time will be longer. Bye-bye, the next one will be better. But what do you mean, love rat!
15. The sea is upside down, and you are beyond my reach. Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy, and don't be emotional at night. I made up all the nonsense myself.
16. Yue Lao, can you change the cable when you pull the red line for me next time? Even incoming calls are not easily disconnected.
17. Men are either noble and single or fall in love and get married. Don't marry others, they are still so fucking serious.
18. Your bad luck has been cleared by 99%.