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What wonderful and funny advertising words have you heard?
Good advertising words can give people beautiful associations, full of humor and wonderful.

For example, "What will happen to the world if human beings lose association?"

Good medicine, good medicine.

Good air conditioning, made by Gree.

Fear of getting angry, drink Wang Laoji.

The widest sea in the world, the sky is higher than the sea, and people's feelings are wider than the sky.

No business, no killing.

When I was a child, I couldn't sit still when I heard the sound of selling sesame sauce. A wisp of fragrance, a wisp of warmth, southern black sesame paste.

Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever.

Give the computer a Pentium kernel.

Legendary quality, a century of prosperity.

Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. "

The above advertisements are great!

Advertising words full of imagination and beautiful language are no worse than Tang poetry and Song poetry!

Advertising language is contemporary Tang poetry and Song poetry!

However, many advertising words are embarrassing and funny!

For example, if you can't give her a birthright, give her a house.

Money worship (a house is for living, not for hitting on a mistress)

8848 imitation gold mobile phone, one mobile phone, two passwords, two spaces. Interference, mutual storage, 8848 imitation gold mobile phone.

Few people want to do bad things. Will anyone buy such advertisements?

Broken glass!

Also: children's cough is always bad, mostly lung heat.

You just sell cough medicine. As for other people's children, is it useless?

Watch out for thunder!

And: wear the peak and win the championship.

Do you have a pair of flying boots? Is it positively related to winning the championship?

If there is no champion, I will return it.

Yang Yangyang hengyuanxiang ......

This is purely for fun. You don't have to be so overbearing if you have money!

If melatonin improves sleep, please praise melatonin 1 time! If melatonin makes you laxative, please praise melatonin 1 time! If melatonin helps you to be young, please praise melatonin 10 times! If melatonin doesn't work for you, please spit 100 times. ...

Mental retardation is not terrible, but it is repeated over and over again.

The environment will change a person. If you stay in a mentally retarded environment for a long time, you will become mentally retarded.

There are also manic advertisements, which will drive you crazy if you listen to them too much.

Love is blind. Let it crackle, crackle. ......

Just sell a piece of gum. What are you doing? Be careful to teach bad children.

The car needs gas, and I want to drink red bull! Dude, am I a car? Am I a car? .....

From the advertisement, we found the basis! Many people in China lack common sense! Many advertisers regard the audience as mentally retarded and constantly create media rubbish. Harm others by mistake!

It is so important for the garbage classification in major cities now that we take out this advertising word and give it a top. Of course, I also hope that everyone will pay attention to it and start with me. What a good slogan, what a wonderful compliment.

In the second place, give us poached eggs that we eat every morning. This is a folk idea, and it is impossible not to admire it!

Let's give the third place to our hostess. You said that your developers, who sell suites, came up with such a trick. This is a curse. The key is that people's houses sell well, and basically they are bought by their wives at home. They are afraid. Who dares to buy a house here to be a mistress in such an advertisement?

The fourth advertising space, or to our Phoenix Legend, this advertisement, this advertisement.

In fact, there are many such advertising words. I just made a few random lists, and the most important one is 1. I hope everyone can do a good job in garbage sorting, starting from me, which is not only funny, but also meaningful, and can respond to the call of the country and enhance the civilization of our Chinese nation. What a great feat this is!

Excellent advertising words can leave a deep impression on products, while those wonderful and funny advertising words often make people laugh. In our daily life, we can often see some particularly funny advertising words. Now I will take stock of those funny and wonderful advertising words with my friends, hoping to make them laugh.

Although I am ugly, my heart is sweet.

Good poem, good poem, the master is talented.

It turns out that I didn't get into Harvard because my father didn't run Harvard.

Why is this advertising word so familiar?

Brother, can I have a taste first?

Although unscathed, it is really kung fu. -Barber shop advertising words

I have deep feelings for you. -Internet cafe advertisements

To tell the truth, its fame is "blown". -Fan ads

Please turn your eyes a few times after dripping to let the potion spread all over the world. -Eye drops advertisement

No fight, no acquaintance! -Printer advertisement

The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. -Optical shop advertisement

Idle wife and good mother! -washing machine advertisement

Every successful man must have two: one at home and the other at hand. -Advertising for electric shavers

The best seasoning for food is hunger. -Canteen slogan?

The weight of a woman in a man's heart is inversely proportional to the weight of weighing scale. -Diet pills?

Nowadays, advertisements are becoming more and more interesting. Compared with ordinary advertisements, I think the advertisements that people can remember after reading must be successful. Good advertising words can leave a deep impression on products, while those wonderful and funny advertising words can often make passers-by stop laughing. I want to share with you a wonderful wave of advertisements I saw.

Shen Bao, it's delicious. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are healthy, three bottles are tireless and four bottles are immortal. Oh yeah!

If reading is to reason with others calmly, what role does fitness play in reasoning with others? Look at this advertisement below.

There are also the following two advertising words, too direct? Not only is it direct enough, but it is also so vivid. It's not just a beautiful flower. It is simply wonderful!

This advertisement is also a literary style! ! !

1: "I'm afraid I don't have RMB at home, but I'm afraid I don't have good furniture at home!"

Tongbai:

Xianyou Liantian Hongwanjia

Furniture decoration carved into works of art

I'm not afraid of not having RMB at home.

I'm afraid I don't have good furniture at home.

Xianyou Liantian Hongwanjia

Furniture decoration carved into works of art

I'm not afraid of not having RMB at home.

I'm afraid I don't have good furniture at home.

Do you feel crazy when you see this shocking advertisement? It is also a furniture advertisement recited by children. The point is that I have no money.