2. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and got gas poisoning.
If a man can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, he can rummage through your mobile phone at any time, tell you the payment password or even give you the bank card password, then you can give me his money.
The dog I admire most can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!
I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.
6. When one or two people said I was fat, I didn't think so, but when more and more people said I was fat, I realized the seriousness of the matter, and there were more and more liars.
7. To tell the truth, my face is perfect as long as it covers two places, one on the left and the other on the right.
8. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.
9. My wife always thinks I'm naive, and I was a little unhappy when I said it in the car just now. I scolded, "Is it over?" Drive, don't mess with me, what should I do if something happens! "She seemed to know that she was wrong and bowed her head silently. I really couldn't stand it, so I changed the subject and said, "Give me some more coins. This pleasant goat is not as easy to catch as that big wolf. "
10. M: Before getting engaged, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.
1 1. I'm a mature person, and I don't eat in anger and do things like that until I've finished eating.
12. What is the most local tyrant you have ever seen? Let me tell you one. Today, I saw a man go to the business hall to charge the phone bill and asked how much it was. He glanced at the clerk and said, it's full!
13. Open your wallet when you are lonely and balance it instantly. At least I have a wallet, and there is nothing in it!
14. You can see your girlfriend's personality through the palm print. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.
15. After marriage, I found that my wife occasionally squeezed toothpaste for me in the morning, but the days were not fixed. I decided to ask, "What is the basis of your decision to squeeze toothpaste for me?" Wife: "Sometimes it's too crowded. It's a pity to drop the sink. Just scrape with a toothbrush ... "
16. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.
17. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. According to scientific research, the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.
18. I just saw a motorcycle, plus four people riding bicycles, which was seriously overloaded. When crossing the intersection, the traffic police asked him to stop, and the motorcycle master in Ren Lei came over and said, "Stop chasing!"
19. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.
2 1. It's really not easy to be a person: 18 years old, 18 years old, ask the children after marriage, ask the results after having children, 18 years old, ask the children. Why bother each other?
22. I caught a cold and bought a good quality thermos in order to let myself drink more hot water. I went early in the morning, burned my mouth eight times and didn't drink a mouthful of water.
23. Take my advice. If you want to be happy, just be yourself and don't compare with others. Why? Because we really can't compete!
24. A few months ago, I found the place where my wife kept her money. After that, I always reach out and touch one or two pieces of change every month. Until yesterday, I reached out and caught a cactus inside, and I knew it was time to stop.