2. Format yourself just to delete you.

The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

5, self-timer this kind of thing: three points are destined, and seven points depend on the filter.

6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am in bliss when I see you.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

8. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

9. No matter how big the official is, no matter how much money, the prince still drags in.

10, skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. It is ineffective not to order products beyond one's economic ability.

1 1. An impulsive person like me should have a good beating to calm down.

12, not all actors can act, but they must be grandchildren.

13, I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

14, you are wearing dangerous clothes, but you look safe.

15, who has not died since ancient times, it is different to die early and die late!

16, I swallowed a * *, and the world immediately became sexy.

17, do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

18, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

19, I am crying in every pore.

20. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

2 1, I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili, the numb next door.

22. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

23. Thinking about me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

24, you don't like me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

When you were about to be born, the doctor took a look and asked if you wanted to go back to the fortress.

26. I am too difficult. In a previous life, I may be a road to comfort. It's hard to get through the Shu Road, and it's hard to get to the sky!

27. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

28. try everything How do you know you really can't do it without trying?

29. You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

3 1, the sky is boundless, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

33. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

34. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

35. Deliberately study, work, live and live like an individual!

The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

37. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

38. In the final analysis, the relationship with most people is: only take traffic, not people's hearts.

39. Praise this article and say that if you can't find me, I will be your object.

40. My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

4 1, promise me that your mouth will only be used for eating.

42. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

Eason Chan only taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn't teach me to walk for ten years.

44. Your appearance is out of proportion.

45. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

46. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

47. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

In order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.

49. I have lived to this age, and only chopsticks can be lifted and put down.

50. My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

5 1, the phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

I was hit in the waist by my youth. Not only did I not apologize, but I pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

53. The so-called true love is knowing that two people are so ugly and worrying that the other person will be taken away.

God, if you can't make me thin, make my friend fat.

55. Never please others, which is why it is so charming.

56. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

58. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

60. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

6 1, remember, dear, the good-looking one is called coquetry, and the ugly one is called running wild!

62, freezing three feet is not a cold day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen are not a cold day!

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.

Please pay attention to the food around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

You believed all the lies I told, but you didn't believe me except that I love you.

66. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.

67. Why hasn't my Mr Right come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

68. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.

69. If others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise I am not robbing others of their jobs.

70. Are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

7 1, long insole face, don't be crazy.

If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

73. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran to the boy and said, Brother, this girl is not as beautiful today as yesterday.

It's very kind of you to leave, otherwise I would have kept you for dinner.