I gave you a reincarnation, and you owe me ten dollars. ...

1. Big city and little love

Black hair tail, the middle circle, pestering the bald head of our old class, it doesn't matter how many hair growth products have been used, when is the head? Oh, our old classmates, what should we do? Black hair ends just can't cover your head, so you have to live. Forget it, just live like this. Never live like this again. We hope that the grassland will become a forest. As simple as we want. Let me tell you, it's actually very simple. Let me tell you everything, small hair is so beautiful on the head; It's all you. It's all you. The little hair on your head is very cute. La la la la la la la ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

2. Cao Cao

Not the old class, no baldness, if it is the old class, how can it be without hair? A person walking in the corridor, the light is too gentle, the old class is bald, he can't tell his head from his hair, and it is shining. Who gives who hair, no hair, is the old class, the top of the head is hazy, and everything starts all over again.

Hebe sang "It's Too Late"

When I got up this morning, my head ached abnormally and my face turned red.

Did you do a lot of homework last night?

Maybe the exam results are in the blood.

You breathe, I throb.

The word warning reminds us that we are in Nantong, China.

Can you say no to the default exam?

I think being a student is more painful than being a moth.

Whether it hurts or not, learning is irrational.

Every step is too late to step on the bell.

The earth turns too late to wait for anyone.

It's too late to throw the chalk head back

It's no use crying over too many excuses.

Did you feel sore when you got up this morning?

3. 1 Does it make you feel nervous all over?

Maybe the fork is too naughty and moves around in the homework.

You made me lose control.

As expected, the word early warning can't remind me.

The preset test teeth will not hurt when biting.

I don't think it will ever be my style to listen to arrangements.

Crazy or not, it hurts, even if I make a mistake.

Before it's too late, your consciousness has branded your ferocious face.

It's too late to catch the chalk you threw.

Too late has turned the impulse to hate you into enjoyment.

I want freedom and impulsiveness.

It's no use crying over too many excuses.

There are many versions of Auspicious Three Treasures, and here is one.

"Mom!"

"hey!"

"Why do we live in a yurt?"

"Because our house was demolished!"

"Why do you want to tear down our house?"

"Because real estate developers have taken a fancy to our land!"

"So what should we do?"

(Together) "We have to break the tooth net and swallow it ..."

"dad"

"Huh?"

"Is our family poor?"

"Very poor!"

"Does our family have unemployment benefits?"

"It was deducted by the village chief!"

"So what should we do?"

(Together) "We have to break the tooth net and swallow it ..."

"Mom and Dad!"

(Together) "Huh?"

"Is there resistance if there is oppression?"

(Together) "That's what the book says!"

"Then why don't we resist?"

(Together) "Because we are a group."

"So what should we do?"

(Together) "We have to break the tooth net and swallow it ..."

& lt& lt Coral Sea>-< & lt Topic Sea >> Lyrics: Duan Chaofei Composed: Jay (male) began to feel gloomy after the exam. How to try to start again after failure? My psychology is always with a touch of helplessness (female). You say with your lips that you want to start over (confidence is there) (approaching). That sad mood has faded and confidence has doubled. I have no intention of coming back, but I look forward to (close) turning around and leaving the score. I can't tell you how to love pencils. This time it was an accident. Our differences have always existed (I can't catch them after the accumulation of questions, and hundreds of them (together) turn around and separate, and I can't tell them apart. I hope to understand at once. I should know these problems (you and me). (I shouldn't) My enthusiasm is gone. Worry followed. I was deeply buried in the problem. How to correct the wrong question? How to guess? It's just that the exam ended too early. You said I could only guess what expectations were hidden in the blank space (waiting for the tick). We have no intention of guessing, so we choose a coin in a daze to help me sort it out (close it) and leave a score. The pencil fell in love with the topic this time. It was an accident this time. The difference in our scores has always existed. Come again next time (expecting). After the topic is accumulated, hundreds of coins turn around and leave, and the score is unclear. I hope I can understand in an instant that I should (you and I) have understood the topic (should not) and my passion is not (yours). .......

And "Li Qixiang" became "riding Li Xiang"

Ps: You'd better not read the lyrics, it's too erotic. ...

Besides, it's not an adaptation ~ ~ It's just funny ~ ~

● When I was a child, I listened to Xintianyou: "I bowed my head to the ravine" and always thought it was "my head in the ravine".

"Wait once in a thousand years, wait once-"Someone heard: "A thousand years of female ghosts, a thousand years of female ghosts-"

The closing song of Super Variety: "Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen …" sounded like "Meet in the morgue …" Later, it was estimated that the audience had too much opinion and changed it to "Meet in Applause".

Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title says, "Ah, the show has started!" " After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, "Ah, wild boar shit!"

"Jigong" sang: "Where there is injustice, there is no me." That's right. Where there is injustice on the ground, there will of course be a "nest"!

● The phrase "always keep your eyes open" in Descendants of the Dragon was incomprehensible at first, but it always sounded "forever and ever, two years away". I've been wondering why it has to be two years later.

How many good sisters do you have? There is a saying, "Why does every girl marry a tear?". How should I listen? It is "why every girl should marry a human"!

My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to "The Red Sun on the Border" as "The Red Sun in Transformers"! At that time, he didn't know what the "border region" was, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer high in the west of their village. At night, he happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been puzzled: why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west?

● In Andy Lau's China People, "How many dreams have been hidden in five thousand years" sounds like "How many dreams have been hidden in Jacklyn Wu". Strange, maybe they have one. ...

"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you", which sounds like "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you ..."

When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song of "A Smart Rest" with TV (Japanese). When I overheard it, I sang "Geji, Geji, Geji, Aunt Wash the Spitoon ..."

"Learn from Lei Feng and set a good example ... stand firm, and the beans will smell sweet ..." Why do the beans smell sweet when they stand firm? Because beans are patriotic. I've always understood it this way.

● "... Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs ... "The last two sentences were heard when I was a child," The sunshine in Henan shines on us, and Americans laugh ",which has been suppressed for many years. ...

When I was a child, I heard someone sing, "We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's stories about the past ..." I felt terrible. I didn't know the lyrics until high school: "... beside the grain pile ..."

Listen to Jordan chan's new album "Hug, Hug". The style has changed and it is very gentle. After listening to all the way, I suddenly heard Jordan chan sing "Little Beast" frequently. Be more careful, yes, the whole sentence seems to be "let the world call it a little beast" Didn't it change to yuppie? Is there a problem? Only after reading the lyrics did I know: "I can make the whole world laugh!" " Alas!

● There is a song that I still think is "A Group of March 8th Dances". Do you know which one it is-"Forget the samba".

Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung sing "The ending is not the result I want"-"... The ending is not the result I want ... The person waiting at the window is not me ..." My friends and I listened to it many times and thought that "the person waiting in the toilet is not me ..." I didn't understand.

Another time, I heard that "... the goose heard my song, and the river kissed my face ..." Just as "the uncle listened to my song and the boy kissed my face." Dizzy!

● Later, I heard my roommate sing a single love song: "... love should be more frustrated and brave ..." Listen to it "... love should be braver ..."

● "Make me sad or drunk ..." in the theme song of Richie Jen's The Condor Heroes always hears "Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk ..." Hey! Why do you always have a problem with the hero? ! !

Do you remember the Hometown Clouds written by ChristianRandPhillips-"... ghosts come, ghosts come ... (Come back, come back)"? At first glance, I was really shocked.

Listen to May's sisters, a classmate from the countryside said, "... you are my sister, you are my baby!" " After listening for two days, I finally spoke: "How does this woman sing? Why my sister's and my uncle's? ? "

When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to A Zhe's flood of love and asked me doubtfully, "Why did he sing' Promise me you won't line up in the middle of the night'?"

When I first listened to Tong Ange's Ye Lian Girl, I heard "... wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey ..." I thought for a long time!

When it comes to unclear articulation, Jay Chou is the first. He hummed: "Little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch ..." I sang along as soon as I heard it, and I didn't know my brother was singing "Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou ..." Someone called himself a little bitch?

● Another one, which has nothing to do with lyrics, is an advertisement. Have you seen Sofitel Cecilia Cheung slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung walked out gracefully with her hands around her waist, and two beautiful women beside her watched with envy. Beauty Zhang said, "Why not use Sofitel?" I heard, "Why not hold it in your hand?" I think Beauty Zhang thinks his waist is too thin and he is afraid of breaking it, so I told everyone to hold it with their hands and be careful not to break it! It took me a long time to communicate with my friends before I knew the truth. Everyone laughed!

Jay Chou's "The Last Battle" has "I will accompany you" and all he hears is "I am sneezing"

Then I thought, "My nose is running."

There is also the "inexplicable words" in Jolin Tsai's "Chivalry". I heard that it is "inexplicable pregnancy".