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Sweet creative copy with a funny homophonic stalk in the middle.
On his deathbed, Gong Yu said to his children, "Move mountains, move mountains." His son said, "Shiny."

One: What's the smell of grass? Another: grass is tasteless. Another one: lemon flavor? !

Liang Xiao got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he only has a tomb sign for heating, which is a thermal monument.

I want to eat roasted purple potato with you, and then tell you "I am purple potato" in your ear.

Recently, on an island, my good friend told me which island I was on and I was still in a poor island.

On my way home, there was a little mud on the roadside. A car passed by and mud splashed all over my hand. There is a lot of noise. I went home to check. It was originally called loud mud splash.

I bought a steamed bread on the road and couldn't help crying when I got home. It is a good steamed bread.

A person is idle at home and grows fungi. I boiled the fungus and swallowed it, and it was poisoned. I came to the hospital outpatient department. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. When I went to the hospital, the pharmacist told me: I can't take more of this medicine. I was just wondering why I suddenly fell down and there was a noise in my ear. So this medicine is so loud, Deji Pill!

My tears have always been Prada Prada Dior in my Gucci.

After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother just smiled and didn't answer. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The initial steaming was boring.

Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams, thanks to Starbucks coffee.

You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

The moment I shouted "roll" and "gung", I knew I couldn't win the battle.

Are you religious? I am a returning teacher, and everyone's specific goal is to fall asleep.

Stir-fry chicken with rice porridge, and you will get a bowl of roast chicken and rice porridge paste.