Second, once we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.
Third, the saddest thing in love is probably that the other person has decided to break up with you, but you haven't thought of the reason yet, but you are still planning the next step for two people.
Fourth, the fluttering butterfly, its wings carry beautiful dreams, but it can't carry faint sadness; The flying flag is full of youthful enthusiasm, but can't remember the long thoughts; Quiet keyboard, banging on gorgeous words, but I can't tell my inner loneliness.
5. Work hard, don't work hard, sell art, and don't sell yourself. Staying up late is the biggest damage to health and health. After puberty, it is absolutely impossible. In this dog-like life, the only hope is that the sun goes down, and another day, I am very happy, lying down and dating Duke Zhou, almost feeling that I am free from nirvana. -Yi Shu "This moment is also a moment".
6. There are always people around you. Look at the way she is happy all day. She really looks like a child. Everyone envies her. In fact, where do you know: one second she was crying sadly, and the next she was smiling brightly. In fact, they can't be alone. In the dead of night, they always sit by the window and meditate on the frustration in the night sky. They are like sunflowers, always shining brightly on the front of the sun, but hiding sadness on the back that can't shine.
Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.
Eight, I hope you and I are both people who dare to love, live up to our youth, live up to our love, return to each other, and return the opportunity to be crazy about our loved ones. Redeem each other and save us in an ordinary life.
Dear, you know I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you.
Ten, a person who has been single for a long time does not want to fall in love, and will feel that friends are becoming more and more important; If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person is single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.
1 1. People who want to control the world must first be able to control themselves.
Frustration is painful, but it will make you stronger. -"X-Men: Days in the Future"
13. The sufferings and setbacks we have to face will not be reduced because we have had enough. God will not pity you for your sufferings, but will only arrange one difficulty after another to temper your will. Just like Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures, if you want to get the scriptures, you should not have the idea of going back. You have no choice but to continue stumbling to the end.
Fourteen, when life is not satisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God. At this time, you should enjoy your holiday. Life really begins when the holiday suddenly ends and luck turns.
15. mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.
Sixteen, dream this thing, the heavier you put in your heart, the farther away from reality. Don't wait for a pie to fall from the sky, and don't expect sympathy from heaven. Only by working hard can we see the new sky. We might as well think of it this way. Efforts with results are exercise, and efforts without results are tempering. Anyway, every opportunity is an indispensable element in your life.
Seventeen, I like you, always have been, also like some people, occasionally like you.
18. Whether a person can achieve something depends only on whether he has two conditions: self-esteem and self-confidence.
Nineteen, every spare tire has a history of decline, and most of the endings are captured by true love. If you are struggling for the goddess at the moment, you might as well look back and see if there is a lovely girl watching you silently.
Twenty, you are young and kind, afraid that no one will love you. Don't worry, you will meet such a person eventually. Good things are always at the bottom of the box, and all meet unexpectedly, just to meet you.
Twenty-one, it is said that there is reincarnation. Can you believe it? If there is, I hope I can travel through time and space and let my flying wings take me back to heaven together. Always ask yourself, is there a next life? If there is, I will definitely not drink Meng Po Tang. I don't want to forget everything about you and me in this life, and I don't want to forget that sweetness. I want to use today's memory to find you and continue the fate that we can't get together in this life.
22. The most wonderful thing about time is that it is a huge filter, through which all love, hate and hatred will be screened one by one, leaving only the best part for us to remember.
If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.
When I was twenty-four or twenty-seven, I caught cicadas, thinking that I could catch summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed his face, thinking that I could be with him forever.
Spoken sentences
1, my life is decided by me, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me.
The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.
4, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!
If class is a hypnotic, surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.
6, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.
7. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.
8. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.
9. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
10, I'm crazy, you're stupid and confused. Love me when you come back from work!
1 1. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
12, a girl like you can't get married, even if she does, she is still getting married.
13 I knew you were a monster when I opened my eyes.
14, don't squeeze into the world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?
15. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.
16, in summer, many people on campus dress so dangerously, but look so safe.
17, what is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.
18, many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.
19, smelly, smelly, smelly skin, toad mouth, tiger nose, pig ears, see how you smell beautiful!
20. I thought you were just a ball. Unexpectedly, you are really a ball.
2 1, I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for a meteor.
22. Beggars are people who tax your conscience.
23. I was finally loved and left behind. If you ask why, because I am so handsome, now beautiful women love ugly men, and boys are still ugly.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
25. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty.
26. Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.
27, the chest is uneven, why the world is flat, the milk is not huge, how to gather people's hearts.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
29. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.
30. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
3 1, it's not easy to say sweet nothings. Seeing that others are so cooperative, my daughter-in-law only cares about eating.
32. Businesswomans don't know about national subjugation and hate, and they don't know about extramarital affairs.
33, some people are still alive, he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.
34. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?
35. My personality is fun, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating and my skill is laziness.
36. If anyone annoys me, I will change my avatar into his photo, often online and offline! Curse him
37. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let others find shoes!
38. Why should I explain to those who don't understand me and waste my breath? I despise you!
Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
40.are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
4 1, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
42. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it by scores, which is simply a stain on academics!
43. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.
44. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
45. Before getting married, men felt that no woman was suitable for them. After marriage, men feel that many women are suitable for them.
46. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?
47. I can't find my tie again Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
48. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.
49. You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.
50. If a person is not serious, even a headache is local.
5 1, can't take care of themselves, can't take care of themselves, and can't bear the consequences.
52. Love you, love you, I really love you. Find a painter to draw you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you!
You want to scold me now, which shows that you don't know me, but after you know me, you will want to hit me.
54. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.
55. If you like someone, you can bravely confess, at least you can know which spare tire you are.
I also want to be an excellent young man, but I turned my brother B into a hooligan.
57, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
59. I will try to be your favorite type, and then I will die without you.
60. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
6 1, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.
62. I hate boys' long thin legs and love to wear tight pants. I walked over like a red-crowned crane.
63. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.
It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.
65. Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
66. The grass has sprouted and has the advantage of green leaves. We saw spring and rabbits saw rations.
67. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.
68. If you love her, dress her in a wedding dress and strip her naked.
69. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, unless there is a male and a female.
70. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
7 1, you scold me and I laugh, you pretend to force me to endure, you cheat me and I stand, you wait.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
73. Tears exist to prove that they are not hallucinations.
Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.
76. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!
If you ask me how much I love you, I can say that you are like a wireless network.
78. I must play a sparkling joke in your mediocre life.
79. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.
80. Don't speak seriously; When you are silent, you are too focused.
8 1, if it is sunny, you will be fine. It seems that you have left in this weather!
82. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news. I said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!
84. My mother told me when I was a child, don't be an irresponsible person, so now I am stupid.
85. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
86. You said you were a limited edition, so I told you I was out of print.
87. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.
88. I want people all over the world to know that I have contracted you, a grinding goblin.
89. When passing by a person, the clothes were scratched and there was no spark.
90. Every time you weigh yourself, you tell yourself that if you are light, you will lose weight. When you get heavier, for example, your breasts get bigger again.
9 1, when you feel poor, ugly and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right.
92. Everyone says that the human heart and the stomach are separated. I want to know what is the relationship between the human heart and the stomach.
93. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
95. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.
96. Everyone is genuine at birth, but some people become pirated when they are alive.
97. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have the capital you regret.
98. Life is like Super Mary. A little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms.
99. I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
100, the way to meet a good friend is to pat the left shoulder and appear on the right shoulder.
10 1, the same is swearing, beauty is true temperament, ugliness is no tutor!
102, the function of the school is to do whatever you want and not let you do anything.
103, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
104. Failure is the mother of success. If he fails, your son does not know how to help.
105. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people will never come back once they get dark.
106, doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.
107, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!
108, to be honest, I don't know if my children will inherit my funny temperament when they grow up.
109, don't count the stars after work every day, sometimes you can watch the sunrise.
1 10, the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.
1 1 1, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.
1 12, I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
1 13, where there is no fragrant grass, why do you need to find it online? Small quantity and poor quality.
1 14, in the case of considerable egg pain, keep the egg fixed!
1 15, the thought of your sweet words gives me goose bumps.
1 16, I can't speak. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.
1 17, tomorrow is tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.
1 18, I can't do two things in my life: one or the other.
1 19, I want to have waist-length hair, too. The boy came to marry me, but the dean didn't agree.
120, the most tangled thing in the world is that the soles of your feet are bitten by mosquitoes and you are afraid of scratching.
12 1. A man in love often says that he is willing to go to hell for her. When he got married, he really went to hell
122, lazy personality, interest is playing, specialty is eating, skill is sleeping.
123, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week.
124, mosquito, when will it evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
125, my girlfriend is very kind to me. In order to let me celebrate Singles' Day, I called her last night and a man answered!
Idioms describing speech
1, quiet and taciturn: still taciturn. Silence, rarely speak.
2. Observing words and colors: inspection: detailed inspection. Observe other people's words or expressions. It's more about feeling other people's minds.
3, stuttering: 1 reluctantly, make do. ② Diligence; Thanks for your hard work. (3) describe is not smooth.
4, don't be awkward: speaking and writing are not smooth and inconsistent with each other. It also refers to controversial matters.
5, half spit and half dew: describe the speech as vague and straightforward.
6, catching the shadow is the wind: neither the wind nor the shadow can be caught. Metaphor has no factual basis for talking and doing things.
7. Shen Yi is silent; Shen Yi is deep and quiet. Deep and quiet, not talkative.
8. Shut your mouth and hide your tongue: Don't talk with your mouth closed. Describe being afraid of trouble and not talking easily.
9. Dreaming during the day: talking during the day. Metaphor is unfounded.
10. freehand drawing: drawing with hands and feet while talking.
Basilance: Describe rambling.
12, the head and tail are exposed: the head and tail are exposed. The description is evasive and doesn't tell the whole truth.
13, quiet: voice: speaking; Color: skin color. In an emergency, the speech and manner remain the same. The description is very calm.
14, I don't know how to advance and retreat: know: know, know; Advance and retreat: metaphor of seriousness. Describe talking and doing things recklessly, without discretion.
15, it doesn't hurt or itch: it is a metaphor that words and deeds are just posturing and don't solve practical problems.
16, I don't know what to say. I don't know what that is. It is puzzling to describe the content of the speech.
17, in the way: in the way: can't say. Shy and silent.
18, the door to outspoken: taboo: taboo. Refers to a place where you can be outspoken.
19, I don't know how to compete: I don't know what to say or do.
20, no words: no words, silence.
2 1, catching the wind and catching the shadow: you can't catch the wind and catch the shadow. Metaphor has no factual basis for talking and doing things.
22, hiding the head and protecting the tail: calligraphy has a strong original meaning. Now it means to talk and do things evasively, fearing to expose the whole truth.
23, stupid mouth: stupid: not smart. The ability to speak and express is very poor.
24, do not disclose the word: word: word look. Don't let your intentions show in your voice and face. Describe speaking calmly and tactfully.
25. irrelevant: holding: contact; Margins: boundaries, edges. Out of reach. More refers to vague speech and not touching the reality.
26, helping others: refers to speaking and doing things to cater to the wishes and interests of others.
27, clumsy mouth and tongue: poor eloquence, can not speak.
28, thin lips and light language: describe talkative and talk casually.
29. Flattery: Flattery: cater to the meaning of others and please others; Flatter: to please, flatter. Everything you say and do should cater to the wishes of others and try to please them.
30. deadpan: voice: voice; Color: The expression on her face. The intention in my heart is not revealed in my words and face.
3 1, catching shadows: fishing: pick up casually. Metaphor is that there is no solid and reliable foundation for talking and doing things.
32, silence: refers to not talking; Keep quiet.
33, no vines: vines: vines, extending and spreading. Neither diffused nor branched. A metaphor for speaking or writing articles is concise and to the point, without dragging its feet.
34, clumsy mouth and tongue: poor ability to speak and express, no eloquence.
35. Gesturing: It describes using gestures to express or emphasize tone when speaking.
36. It goes without saying: Yu: In the old days, it referred to proclamations and instructions. You can understand without talking. The description is obvious.
37, quiet: deep and quiet personality, do not like to talk more.
38, unclear: refers to vague speech, very unclear. Also describe ambiguous behavior.
39. It goes without saying: Yu: I understand, I understand. You can understand without talking. The description is obvious.
40. Eight Three Views Four: Metaphor and pull, there is no center.
4 1, stuttering: shut up and don't talk. Shut up.
42. I don't know the weight: I don't know the depth of speaking or doing things.
43. Cha Huhu: Hehe. People talk and show off themselves.
44. Silence: Silence: Silence; Rarely: rarely. Silence, rarely speak.
45. I don't know the depth: I don't know the depth of speaking or doing things.
46. It's a foregone conclusion: figuratively speaking, things have been decided and cannot be changed or kept.
47, notebook points: very honest, do not deviate from the rules.
Humorous short sentences
Humorous short sentences
1. Huns are down and out in rivers and lakes, and they can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. Hit the corner and count the stars on the ground!
2. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, this means it's itchy, but it can't be scratched. More unfortunately, the soul and body have not felt that itch for a long time.
3. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can support 654.38+03 billion people.
4. About thongs: I used to take off my underwear to see my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. ...
The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor that you lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.
For people who always like to talk about what they used to be, our boss said, "You used to wear open-backed pants. Do you still wear it? "
7. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
8. Don't always tell me the story of 2B society as an ordinary person! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how tough you are, you can't hold your urine, can you?
9. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.
10. Real fat people don't lose weight.
1 1. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!
12. Even if the earth does not turn, we will continue to turn around the CPC Central Committee with President Hu as the center.
13. When I think about problems, my left brain is flour and my right brain is water.
14. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
15. If you like someone, you are happy together. To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.
16. Love your country, love your family, love your sisters, and be wary of thieves, thieves and brothers.
17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
18. Man, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
19. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.
20. One day, a mother-in-law took a bus … didn't know the way halfway … spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this? The driver said, this is my P-share …
2 1. You'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
22. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.
23. The same bottle of drinks, convenience stores sell 3 yuan, and five-star hotels sell 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.
24. the effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult!
25. The fat man got a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. When a friend asked why, the fat man said, she said ... she was tired of watching me for a long time ... "
26. Go through the ladies' room three times and don't go in!
27. Taiwan Province Province, your mother's 60th birthday! Tell you to go home for dinner!
28. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
29. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.
30. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!
3 1. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine, full of tears and affectionate.
32. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
35. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than violence on the street.
36.08 zg is troubled and nothing is normal, so the zg football team is normal!
37. Drink Besunyen slimming tea, and your chest will be gone.
I like the first half of your mother's short story. That's all for today. Please continue to enjoy it at the same time tomorrow. I like the second half of your mother.
39. Do you want me to go out? I'm out. Do you want me back? Sorry, it's gone.
40. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.
4 1. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
42. Let the future come and the past pass.
43. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!
44. Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.
45. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu!
46. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve the plot.
47. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
48. The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.
49. The man was away on business and suddenly went home early. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: divorce! Three years after the divorce, his ex-wife said to him: It's Rising's little lion!
50. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.