You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me. 2. "Do you know why mosquitoes only bite me and not you?" Because you are sweeter than me. Only I can taste your sweetness. "You can't take flammable materials in the subway." "Really? Then I can't take you. " Why? I'm not flammable. ""No, how can you light up my heart? "I am as sure as a gun, except for a kiss. Every time I pass the security check, I always worry that I can't get through. They say I have a you in my heart. 6. There's one thing I'm afraid I've missed. I love you. 7. Which hurt you, the iron bar or the wooden stick? No, it hurts me. 8. Do you know I dare not move now? Why? Because I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you? 9. Actually, I really want to be a bad person. Why? Because I just want to be nice to you alone? 10. I feel that you are very strange today. What's so strange about it? What's the excitement? 1658. "Because there is you on the ground" 12 I was born and lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally went to a different place. 13, whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is the brightest day. 14, the thought of having you for the rest of my life makes me look forward to the rest of my life. 15, it's me. The sound insulation effect is too good. Otherwise, you can hear my heart pounding across 3000 trees and 600 rivers. 16, I am a kid who secretly likes you and hides in this world. 17, why am I so stupid? Because I have almost no brain to think about you. 18, I'll never look at you again because I'm afraid that if I take another look, my heart will accelerate to bursting blood. 19 I found that you are the only overweight person in my heart. Do you smell burning? My heart burns for you. Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me by 70%. 22. Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you). 23. Are you blind? Man: No woman: Then why can't you see that I like you? 24. Don't let me see you. Man: What's the matter? Woman: Otherwise I will like you once when I see you. 25. Do you know what you look like? Man: What person? Woman: My man. 26. Can I like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way. 27. Do you know what I like best? Man: What? W: I like looking at you like a fool. 28. I think you are a game? Man: What game? Woman: My world. I am looking for a horse. Man: What horse? W: Your micro signal. 30. Your head is steaming. Man: What anger? Woman: handsome. 3 1, I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet? 32. All the mountains and rivers in the world are beautiful, all the pens are random landscapes, and since fate has brought you, all the landscapes are just to set you off. 33. "Are you good at holding dolls? ""No ""Then how did you catch my heart? "34. I am too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride. 36. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue? "Roast seafood first." I think you should consider me first. "37. Do you know what my shortcomings are? This is your fault. 38. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? "Why?" Because I always want to leave one for you to eat "39". Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution. "40. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. 4 1, "Happy Mother's Day" I haven't become a mother yet "You are the mother of my future child" 42, "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song? "Let's get married" OK "43." Do you know what time it is? ""six o'clock. " "No, it is the starting point of our happiness. "44. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine. 45. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like. "What movie" and "Your name" 46. My hand was scratched, so you can scratch it, so we are a couple. 47. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day. 48. "I can't seem to find my way. ""where are you going? " "How to get to your heart? "49. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me. 50. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life. 50 sentences to tease men 2 1, "I seem to be a cat" and "huh?" "So I can like you for nine lives. "2. From now on, my name is Chang 'an, and your name is hometown, because Chang 'an belongs to my hometown, and my hometown has Chang 'an. 3, I give you my whole soul, along with its quirks, playing small temper, flickering, 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you. I never want to be rich. It is my only greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the people who love me and the people I love. Figure 5. You know what my weakness is? This is your fault. 6. "You must have cheated." "I cheated? Where did I cheat? " "If you don't cheat, how can you get full marks in my heart?" 7. liking is not a long-term solution, but loving you is a long-term solution. 8. If you can't go out of a place for a long time, there is no door or window, then don't be afraid, because that is my heart. 9. "I feel dizzy all day today", "What's the matter" and "I just miss you too much" 10. As long as I can love you from the bottom of my heart, my life will be saved. Picture 1 1. You look a bit like my relative, my father's good son-in-law. 12, I really can't stand long-distance love, but I love you! 13, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side. 14, I'm shy. If you don't believe me, kiss me. I'm embarrassed to show it to you. 15, "I don't complain about life after meeting you", "Why" and "Because I want to hug you" 16, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand. 17, I used to think about how to make you happier, so I was always wronged myself. Well, now I choose to leave and let go of waiting for you, because I am afraid that if I wait any longer, I will never see anyone else again. I thought your love songs were for me. 18, my biggest dream for the rest of my life is to turn bitter days into sweet sugar and keep you, the person I love, by my side forever. 19, gently, don't surprise your dreams; I just want me in your dreams. 20. I would like to tell you all my feelings, from the starry sky to how much I love you. 2 1, there is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. 22. "What pets do you like to keep?" "Kitten, be good." "Do you know what I want to raise?" "What?" "Support you" 23. "Would you like to go this way?" "What way?" This road is called the rest of my life. "I want to set something, but I find it difficult to get it." "Set a doll?" "No, settle your mind" 25. I have been wandering for the first half of my life. Ever since I met you, I've been like a deer returning to the forest and a boat coming to shore. 26. If the whole world is hostile to you, then I will tell you a lifelong love story. 27. What do you mean, "What are you doing?" I miss you. 28. What's your blood type? Stop it, you are my ideal type! 29. If you like me, I'm sorry, I hit on you on purpose. 30. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute. 3 1, plum fruit withers, bamboo horse grows old, and everyone who falls in love after that is with you. I know that you will never see my loneliness, because you don't know that I am the loneliest when you are not by my side. 33. What is the material of the clothes you are wearing today? It's my boyfriend material. 34. I miss you when I see you, but I miss you and I can't see you! 35. "Where are you from?" "Jiangxi people" "Aren't you my sweetheart?" 36. A promise will last forever, a sincere heart will accompany you all your life, a greeting will warm you up one day, and a miss will last day after day. I miss you. I'm waiting for your call. It's cold in winter, keep me warm! May my existence make you happier! If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost. 38. Loving you is a kind of happiness, thinking of you is a kind of happiness, waiting for you is a kind of test, thinking of you is a habit, loving you is a kind of treasure, kissing you is a kind of tenderness, watching you is a kind of enjoyment, and hugging you is a kind of romance! 39. I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are fierce, I will jump into your arms at once. 40. When will you let go of your pride and be as crazy as me? 4 1, I have seen the spring breeze, the solstice in late summer, the ripples in Qiu Guang, and the warm sunshine in winter, all of which are beyond your reach. I want to see you. Picture 42, I am not infatuated, but I will wait for you all my life; I am not retarded, but I will love you foolishly-forever! 43. "Guess which one I like, beef, mutton or pork?" "Is it beef?" "I like your pride." Your name is simple, but it has been deeply engraved in my heart. I don't like this world very much. I only like you and the world with you. 46, accompany you to boil the years into sake, accompany you to boil the lonely night into tenderness, you are drunk in my arms, you wake up at my pillow. 47. Everyone else has 207 bones. I don't know why I saw you with 208. 48. I have nothing but cuteness, and I can give you eight taels. I'll keep some for myself. 49. The moon and you. The sun is the day, the moon is the night, and you are my forever. 50. God is always in this world. There is nothing you want and I can't do for you. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me. Secondly, I feel that my spine is a little bent, so that my heart leans towards you the moment I first saw you. Third, one day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together and walked out of the house hand in hand. Walk the dog together, walk together, and fight for TV together. Buy vegetables together, cook together, and yell at the vegetable market for a few cents. I knew this day would come. You are cute now, cute when you grow up, cute when you are old, and cute when you die. 5. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world. 6. Meeting popsicles in summer, sweet potatoes in winter, beer in barbecue and meeting you are the most beautiful things in the world. Meeting is spring breeze, so it's you. Love is the height of mountains and waters, and finally you. Before I met you, I always thought it was good to be single. After I met you, I prayed that everything would be all right every day. Nine, I especially like you. Especially how special it is, how much you like it, probably higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea, as brilliant as the sun and the moon, and growing like time. Ten, I can't extricate myself, except the radish in other people's fields, and I love you. Eleven or three famous sayings, all the inspiration comes from you. But I have finished writing the whole poem, but I still haven't finished writing you. Twelve, my world, the sun is like fire, the four seasons are like songs, the breeze and you are unique, I stand in situ, waiting for the wind. Write you in books, walls and dreams. Thirteen, the mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because there is you inside. I don't want a hug, because there is no heartbeat. I don't want other people's arms, because I don't smell like you. 15. Because I like you, everything you like to eat is particularly delicious, the movies you like to watch are particularly wonderful, the music you like to listen to is particularly good, and the opposite sex you like is particularly ugly. Sixteen, I wrote ten thousand love words. Let's just say it's you for the rest of my life. 17. I miss you day and night. You appear in the crevice of the document, on the flashing screen and in the corner of the teahouse. 18. I also want to write you a love letter, wrapped in 70' s kraft paper. There is no need to add atmosphere if there is not too much melodrama between the lines. I simply state the weather season, and then slowly tell you that I really like you. 19. I hope I can be gentle, be gentle again, don't frown, don't be full of anger, and give you all the gentleness of my life. Once upon a time, I was a normal person. After falling in love with you, I lost my heart, because my whole heart is on you. 2 1. When you need me, I will be here; When you are in trouble, I will be by your side; When you feel lonely; When you feel that everyone is desperate; Come to me and I will give you all my love.