/v_show/id_XMzQ5NzU4NDg=。 Hypertext markup language
Or make love dedication and sign language of Little Tiger's love.
At the entrance of college girls' dormitory
Characters: Aunt, dormitory management, male, Brother Bin (senior), female, and little sister (freshman).
Opening: (there is a stool on the stage, and the aunt holds a card in her left hand)
Aunt: These boys want to rush in when they see the girls' dormitory! Today, I put up a sign that said on the front: Girls' dormitory is for boys only.
Step! It says on the back: Take it easy, little brother! (smiling at the sky)
When she was laughing, a boy came in from behind her.
Aunt: Hey, hey, hey, stop!
Brother Bin: (Stop, then turn to act independently) I am independent! Aunt, look, I stand out from the crowd! Handsome!
Aunt: These days, (patting Brother Bin on the shoulder) as long as he is a man, he is handsome! But you look sorry for the audience,
(Look at Brother Bin) Frog on the front, melon on the back! You can only blame your mother for not giving you Wahaha!
Brother Bin: (angry) You-
Aunt: (showing Brother Bin the back of the card)
Brother Bin: (Restore the original state) Forget it, (affectionately) A good man shouldn't make his beloved woman cry!
Aunt: (vomiting) disgusting, look at this card! (Show Brother Bin the front)
Brother Bin: Girls' dormitory, boys are advancing! (March in line and step into the dormitory)
Aunt: Come back and see clearly! Girls' dormitory, boys stop!
Brother Bin: Oh! Baby! I'm sorry. But there was no such brand before!
Aunt: (seriously to the audience) When I hear this, I must be severely punished! Listen, young man, from now on, boys walk into women.
Dormitory fines 50 yuan. Get out! Get out!
Brother Bin: Auntie, (jumping "rabbit jump" into the dormitory) does jumping count as walking!
Aunt: I'll shout indecent assault if you don't come out again!
Brother Bin: (Lengthens) It's my treat-(shudders) Then I'd better go out! Aunt, this is chaos.
Charge, (turn bleak) I come from the countryside, it is you people who collect fees in disorder, which makes us farmers bear a heavy burden.
Heavy, it's really difficult to be a farmer! (sad action)
Aunt: Don't pretend to be pathetic! I think you eat fatter than a pig and your stomach is bigger than a git. I don't care.
Like a farmer! You know nothing about the sufferings of farmers! The central "No.1 Document" has paid close attention to "agriculture, countryside and farmers" for two consecutive years!
Although I am an aunt, I don't understand social problems! Hum! (Sit down and block)
Brother Bin: Auntie, I'm so touched! I know you must look like a fairy when you are old!
Aunt: Of course!
Brother Bin: (whispering to the audience) It's a pity that my face landed first! (Looking back) Then can I go in?
Aunt: No!
Brother Bin: Auntie, I'm in a hurry, really in a hurry!
Aunt: Who are you looking for? Tell her to come down!
Brother Bin: I'm looking for Miss Jie!
Aunt: (pretending to understand) Oh, you look for that little sister! Don't!
Brother Bin: (gloomily) I give my heart to the moon, and the moon shines on the ditch!
Aunt: world without thieves!
Brother Bin: Excuse me, which fairy is the aunt? You know world without thieves?
Aunt: (Hebei voice) No way! That's it! Everybody knows that! Let me ask you: What is the most expensive in 2 1 century?
Brother Bin: Go into the girls' dormitory! Fifty at a time!
Aunt: No, people-RMB!
Brother Bin: Aunt, you know a lot about the thief-free world!
Aunt: There are two movies in our college on Saturday night! I heard that there are special festivals during Girls' Day!
Brother Bin: What festival is it?
Aunt: (secretive, close to Brother Bin) I can tell you responsibly that this is a secret!
Brother Bin: Auntie, it's a waste that Xiaogang Feng didn't ask you to play world without thieves!
Aunt: Yes! Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want!
Brother Bin: Aunt, you see that we can talk so much, just let me in!
Aunt: Don't think you can get in just because you are handsome! I'll give you a chance, you call your little sister down!
Brother Bin: (in a very serious and unwilling tone) In broad daylight, in full view, you want me to be a man.
This loud cry, (to willingly, gently) I do!
Aunt: (in a revolutionary tone) shout! Shout! Call out a little sister, and there are ten million little sisters in Qian Qian! (Swing leather
Life forward posture)
Brother Bin: OK! (Put on the posture of practicing songs and sing with the joke of "Sister Liu": Little Sister, come down quickly! Dude, I'm at the door
Waiting for you! )
(Bai (female voice): The wolf is coming, female compatriots, run! )
Aunt: Look at you, scaring girls like this!
Brother Bin: (sincerely) Alas! There are too few people who know music these days! (Singing: I am a horse from the north.
Wolf! ) I'd better go home!
Aunt: Young man, be careful on the road! Goodbye!
Brother Bin: OK, bye! (turning around) I'll come back after work! (Walking to the other side of the stage)
(Auntie steps down, Miss Sister takes the stage, and sees Brother Bin)
Little sister: Brother Bin, you're here! Today is girls' day. What do you mean?
Brother Bin: (To the audience, he took out 10 yuan). I would have used this 10 yuan to buy a candied haws in Carrefour, but it was for women.
Birthday ... alas! (To Little Sister) Little Sister, this is 10 yuan. Buy whatever you want! But listen first.
I tell stories!
Little sister: (taking the money) Hmm!
Brother Bin: Once upon a time, a man kept a big pig and gave it bad food every day. One day, the Animal Protection Association came to investigate.
Said he abused animals and asked him to give pigs delicious food, so he bought a lot of supplements such as ginseng for pigs to eat!
Later, human rights organizations also came to investigate, saying that pigs eat better than people and violate human rights, demanding that he immediately cancel this stupid behavior.
Stupid behavior! A month later, the animal protection association and the human rights organization came to check again, but they didn't see the pig.
I asked the pig raiser, "Where's your pig?" He replied, "I gave it 10 yuan and told it to buy whatever it wanted!" "
Little sister: What happened later?
Brother Bin: Then that pig hit your mirror!
Little sister: (takes out the mirror, surprised) Brother Bin, why is that pig so like me!
Brother Bin: (Laughter)
Little sister: (wakes up) Oh! So you're kidding me! (chasing brother bin)
Brother Bin: (Running) (They stopped after 2-3 steps! )
Brother Bin: All right! I'm just kidding you! Take out a flower, bite it in your mouth and face the audience. It's cool.
Little sister: (holding her hands on her chest, deeply moved) Brother Bin, (curiously, slowly and loudly) how did you put the flowers away?
Eat the bottle!
Brother Bin: (Open your mouth, the flowers fall to the ground, and raise your hands to the sky sadly) Oh, my God! Why do I know her! (Pick up flowers for Xiao.
Sister)
Little sister: Thank you! Brother Bin (referring to the audience), look at so many girls. Are they beautiful?
Brother Bin: (under the observation deck) Beautiful! Unfortunately, I don't know them!
Little sister: What about me?
Brother Bin: This problem should be analyzed from the viewpoint of dialectical materialism! Because things are changing, you will.
Will be more beautiful than them!
Little sister: What about now?
Brother Bin: Little sister! (waving left and right) The road is tortuous! The future is bright! Tomorrow will be better!
Little sister: I ask now?
Brother Bin: Do you really want me to say it?
Little sister: say it quickly!
Brother Bin: (heavily) Well, you forced me! Please close your eyes first and let me have a closer look! (Little Sister closes her eyes)
Brother Bin: (in front of the audience, praying) Lord, please forgive me for lying in order to ensure the safety of Girls' Day.
Amitabha, oh no, amen! (Facing Little Sister) You can open your eyes now!
Little Sister: How about (zhangyan)? Come on!
Brother Bin: Actually, now you are as beautiful as them!
Little sister: Thank you! This year's Girls' Day is really fun! Brother bin! How kind of you!
Brother Bin: How good is it?
Little sister: It's as good as three or two meals! (gesture)
Brother Bin: Three or two meals? Do you want to eat me?
Little sister: Just kidding! Brother Bin, I heard that there is a sketch called "The Gate of the Boys' Dormitory" performing there. Let's go and have a look!
Brother Bin: There is nothing to see in the boys' dormitory! (Horrible tone) That's where the devil lives!
Little sister: Today is Girls' Day! My festival is up to me! I'll go first. Come on! (Walking off the stage)
Brother Bin: (to the audience sadly) Alas! When will there be a boys' day! Little sister, wait for me! (Step down)