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Talk about humorous jokes about Dragon Boat Festival.
It's almost the Dragon Boat Festival again. Today, I held back all day, changed a large section of lyrics, and issued the Dragon Boat Festival to pay homage to those lush years. Once upon a time, Qu Yuan showed a patriotic sincerity with his flesh and blood. Today, future generations commemorate a sincere loyalty with the Dragon Boat Festival; The dragon boat race is full of nostalgia, and Zongzi symbolizes reverence. Wish you a happy holiday! Dragon Boat Festival, which is my birthday, happens to know that Xiao Hong, a talented woman of the Republic of China, is also the birthday of Dragon Boat Festival. This is a surprise. I know another person born on the Dragon Boat Festival. I really like this birthday. It always brings me many surprises ... Today, when it comes to Dragon Boat Festival, I predict that Chengdu will become the first tourist destination. Teacher Ma said that Chengdu's songs were a hit. A: It is possible. He also said that Chengdu is said to be the capital of leisure, where can there be leisure? You can't even tell. A: The main reason is that we are more leisure. When I was a child, I liked to watch my parents make zongzi. At that time, you could only eat zongzi on the Dragon Boat Festival, which is the best memory of the Dragon Boat Festival. Today, I met shelled mung beans, glutinous rice, salted egg yolk, bacon, palm leaves and seaweed in the street. These are familiar, and your busy figure seems to make me hear the laughter of my childhood again. Thank you for reminding me that it is another year of zongzi fragrance. The boss asked me how to arrange the Dragon Boat Festival holiday today, and I was downstairs. He told them directly, Kang Shuangjian, that the Dragon Boat Festival should not be closed, and immediately and I ... have been thinking about whether this weekend is a concert of Grade 6 or Xueyouge. This important festival brings many things to people. The so-called homesickness in festivals is probably something related to festivals. Today, I finally ate the duck eggs of the Dragon Boat Festival, just like the duck eggs of the Dragon Boat Festival are more delicious than usual, which is super satisfying. Salted duck eggs: throw them away after expiration. Zongzi: It's still in the refrigerator. Auricularia auricula and Lentinus edodes: dry goods will not go bad if they are not finished. Current status: Happy elf ~ I learned in the morning that I don't need to make a business analysis report this month, so I don't have to worry about it these two days ~ I sat down with Amon at noon and talked about the recent status ~ I gave a Dragon Boat Festival glutinous rice balls and a shopping card ~ I started smoking ~ My mother came to Wuhan in the evening ~ There is a lobster festival in the canteen today ~ Dragon Boat Festival is a holiday for two days ~ The most impressive thing is a classic article in the primary school textbook called Dragon Boat Festival Duck Eggs, which is the Dragon Boat Festival season. What are you waiting for, the pleasant sensation that the lips and teeth are fragrant and the oil overflows the tip of the tongue? Today is the second week of confinement. This weekend, Dragon Boat Festival and Father's Day will be added. Men are just right. I didn't celebrate Mother's Day in May because the grapes were still in my stomach. Fortunately, eat a cake in advance to celebrate the birthday of the grapes. It's really a hard day, but it's a great comfort that the wages are paid on time. Today, I also gave zongzi. I don't think I can go back to the Dragon Boat Festival, but it's good to be far away from the whole world here. The second thing to recommend is donkey meat burning. The so-called dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground naturally need not be said. Remember to match a bowl of donkey broth when you go to the store to eat. Clear soup and thick soup are all good. I personally like clear soup. In the crisp sesame seed cake, the tender meat package is wrapped around the tip of the tongue, and a spoonful of warm soup is really a pleasure. Today, I want to see when the Dragon Boat Festival is celebrated. Suddenly, I found yesterday was my birthday, a day that even I forgot. My mother, who never calls me voluntarily, called me yesterday. She didn't mention her birthday. I don't think I remember. Mothers and daughters may have a natural connection. I think we should have called yesterday! The older you get, the faster time passes. I hope I will be strong and happy by my next fifth birthday! Today, my mother was chatting with me and suddenly asked me about the arrangement of the Dragon Boat Festival. I said I didn't know my mother asked you to take me to play. I didn't say anything. I don't know how to tell her that the boy I once said I would take home to show her no longer belongs to me. Tell the story of today's Dragon Boat Festival. Today, the circle of friends tied the Dragon Boat Festival rope. Nowadays, the Dragon Boat Festival is deeply loved by people. Today, I love the Dragon Boat Festival and care about my family. In today's canteen, the atmosphere of Dragon Boat Festival is very strong. Today's menu: Dragon Boat Festival. I feel that my Dragon Boat Festival holiday begins today. Today, I gave out a box of zongzi and a box of dumplings wrapped in Jiaduobao. I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival. I had a Dragon Boat Festival at Page's house today. I am very happy today ~ volunteer subsidy for not going to work during the Dragon Boat Festival. If it weren't for the excellent zongzi I bought today, I would have forgotten the Dragon Boat Festival this weekend. I received delicious food from the company today. Is this a Dragon Boat Festival gift or a birthday present? I began to hate Wang Xizhi yesterday, and today I began to hate Qu Yuan because of the copy of the Dragon Boat Festival. In order to change my avatar today, I am still a cp dog after the Dragon Boat Festival holiday! Today is only Wednesday, but when I get off work, I already feel that I have three days' holiday from the Dragon Boat Festival. I don't know if I can have a good holiday, have a good rest and sleep well. The string that has been stretched for a long time can't be stretched today. . . . I wish all the best before and after the Dragon Boat Festival! Today's breakfast is near the Dragon Boat Festival. My friend gave my mother a purple glutinous rice bag and a "Haibao" snack. I can only eat it and say good times. Sun dad every day (call dad tonight, he said this week is Father's Day, Dragon Boat Festival. Meat is bought. Aren't you going home ...) Last year, I went to Su Guo to buy raw zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival. After I came back, I scalded it with boiling water for a while, and I could only eat a ripe skin. Today, I prepared a pot for the Dragon Boat Festival! Just finished eating a thief's delicious candied jujube zongzi! Finally found the taste of hometown. Today, I received the company's Dragon Boat Festival benefits, a zongzi gift box and a shopping card. After all, I've only been working for less than two months, but I finally feel a little real. Today, I was late again/ran away when I was sleepy/The Dragon Boat Festival gift box sent by my parents/I didn't know the Dragon Boat Festival was so ceremonial before I got married/At the end of the term, the teacher drank tea except the students who were more tired/The colorful rope sent by the teacher's unit to listen to music, and I worked on his desk at night ~ I just put it on during the day ~ I can't take it off even if it rains today ~ Do I have to wait until the first rainy day after the Dragon Boat Festival to pick up the humorous jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival? 2 1, the green has driven away the floating dust, bringing clarity; Dragon Boat Festival SMS focuses on the soul and magnifies the beauty. Wish me a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 2. Many festivals have beautiful legends, many blessings have gorgeous rhetoric, and many stories have happy endings. I send my most sincere wishes with the letter: Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you all the best! 3. Sweet glutinous rice balls and dragon boats compete for the river. Drink realgar, wear sachets, and smile at Duanyang; When the wind blows, the house is full of happiness and long life. Dragon Boat Festival, I wish your family worry-free and healthy! 4. Zongzi is sweet and makes you happy. Zongzi is salty and gives you a taste of a better life. Zongzi is fragrant, and the fragrance makes you laugh at the festival. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, so I can't share zongzi with you. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 5, drink a cup of realgar wine, good luck for a long time, eat a delicious zongzi, be happy with you all your life, wear a small sachet, live happily for a thousand years, and race dragon boats. This year is another bumper harvest. I wish you good luck and happiness in the Dragon Boat Festival. 6. "Zongzi" tailoring is the trouble of "Zongzi" tailoring; The principle of "Zongzi" is to clear up sorrow: "Zongzi" is to lead happiness; "Zongzi" is "Zongzi" I wish you a good life every day. I wish you a safe and healthy Dragon Boat Festival! 7, Dragon Boat Festival, Zhong Kui is like a crane, and it is auspicious; When Artemisia argyi and Acorus calamus hang up, good things will go home; Dragon boat race, recalling the past, happy in my heart; Eat a zongzi and recall the past. Folk customs are rich and colorful. I wish you happiness! 8. Send you a happy jiaozi with my blessing; Send you a happy jiaozi, reflecting my greetings; Send you a sweet, saturated with my care; I will send you a short message on the Dragon Boat Festival to convey my wishes for the health of the Dragon Boat Festival. 9. On the fifth day of May, Dragon Boat Festival, send a text message to wish you success in your career, flying while flying, good luck coming, dancing, happy mood, smiling, ambitious, smelling chickens dancing, unlimited prospects and rejoicing. 10, Dragon Boat Festival is here, one laughs and worries run away, and the other laughs and worries disappear. San Xiao is in a good mood, four smiles remain, five smiles are cheerful, six smiles are happy, seven smiles are happy, eight smiles earn a good income, nine smiles are better, and everything is perfect. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 1 1, may happiness be like a string of zongzi, tightly wrapped around you; May happiness surround you like a zongzi leaf; Happiness is like a fragrance, which surrounds you for a long time. I sincerely wish you a happy, happy and happy Dragon Boat Festival! 12, the Dragon Boat Festival is here, and I will send you a pack of zongzi: green leaves are pure friendship; Red and white stuffing is endless concern; Romantic after cooking; It is warm after biting; It tastes sweet. I wish you happiness all the time and peace every day! 13, good wine, clear and faint, the longer the alcohol; Good friends, simple, the longer the more true; Good fate, long time, the end of time. Sincere friendship is unforgettable. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 14, the Dragon Boat Festival is here. Zongzi can be wrapped or not, and it will be delicious when bought. Dragon boat can be rowed, and it is also wonderful to watch on the shore; Deep blessings can be written, and a change of mind is thoughtful. Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you happiness in your heart! 15, two thousand years ago, by the Miluo River, Qu Yuan was speechless and asked for heaven again; At the beginning of Pu Yue, Yuanyang River, flying boat chasing the stream, zongzi realgar wine offering sacrifices to heaven. Holding mugwort leaves in my hand, I send you a sachet to hang: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, and I wish you peace all your life! 16, in, the Dragon Boat Festival arrived. Dear friends, are you all right in the distance? I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. 17, distance, distance. Memories, connected with each other. Contact, more or less. Friendship is eternal. Short message, current paragraph. Blessing, accompany every day! 18, hang a handful of mugwort leaves in front of the door, may you be safe; Pour a cup of realgar wine, may you be well; Send a plate of zongzi and wish your family a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 19, Dragon Boat Festival in my hometown, how much joy and joy you gave me! Dragon Boat Festival dumplings are fragrant, dragon boats ring, and yes-men are double! What the Dragon Boat Festival reveals is authentic homesickness, an ancient tradition, and a admiration and praise for the patriotic spirit of the poet Qu Yuan. Eating authentic hometown zongzi and watching the wonderful hometown dragon boat race have a different taste in my heart. 20, Dragon Boat Festival health, food intimate escort, steamed brown rice to help digestion, seaweed soup detoxification, fungus cold clearing the intestines, honey soaking in water to moisten, yogurt nourishing the stomach, peanuts tonifying the spleen, blueberry yam calming the nerves. Happy and healthy holidays! 2 1, the smell of zongzi leaves is all over the street, and the source of my attachment is Luojiang, so I will wrap it up with my heart! I wish you: happiness can't be tied, chewed sweetly enough, peeled off and cut smoothly! Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 22. Do you know what I'm thinking? Miss you. Do you know why I miss you? Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your smell. Do you know what you smell? The taste of zongzi. Haha, happy Dragon Boat Festival! 23. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival: by going up one flight of stairs has a better popularity, more bonuses, better health and more beautiful women around you. 24, today's Dragon Boat Festival, a plate of zongzi is given to you, wrapped in dates, wishing you health and never getting old; Dip zongzi in some sugar, I hope you are happy. Different zongzi have the same blessing: Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 25. The eyes were fresh that day, the three jiaozi were sweet, and the fifth day was the Dragon Boat Festival. I am very happy and look forward to sharing my music with you during the festival. Today's wine is fragrant, and the Dragon Boat Festival will always be wonderful! 26. Eat enough delicious food, drink enough delicious food, play enough, sleep enough, play enough, make enough noise, all greetings are connected, and it's time to go to work after the Dragon Boat Festival. Remember not to lie in bed! 27. The peach is red, the wheat is yellow, the zongzi is fragrant, the sun is shining, it is planted in Ai Xiang, and the willow tree is hanging in the hall. Healthy people will succeed. Dragon boat gongs and drums are loud and jubilant, and the morale of the dragon boat race is high. Jiaozi leaves are fragrant, grains are wrapped, and the family business is prosperous for thousands of years! 28, like dumplings, prefer to miss you silently; I like the warm dragon boat, and I prefer to remember you quietly; I like fragrant mugwort leaves, I prefer to look at you quietly, I like beautiful sachets, and I prefer to sincerely wish you a healthy Dragon Boat Festival. 29. There is a thick smell of zongzi floating on the tip of the nose, a beautiful sachet hanging on the bedside, a warm dragon boat race in front of me, and pure thoughts spread in my heart. Dragon Boat Festival is here, dear friends, are you all right in the distance? I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.