Going to KFC requires a bucket of the whole family, so I will eat a chicken leg and wrap the rest of the old people. By the way, order a set meal of 37 to continue eating. I won't let you go to the buffet the second time. Just now, I said that the door of the buffet said "XX and dogs are not allowed in", which didn't end well. No buffet now. Last time I went to eat buffet hot pot, the meat was gone, the dishes were taken on plates, and finally there was no ice cream.

One more thing: the most valuable thing about such a gourmet is that she can cook boiled fish, braised pork, roasted cold noodles (a famous dish on the island), spicy fried noodles, skin, fried meat, fried chicken and so on. However, after marriage, she got 10 Jin, and I lost 10 Jin ╮ (╯ _ ╰) ╰.

If the Engel coefficient is measured by family, my family must be high.

Last time I went to the mall, I met a thief, about 1.75 meters. There is a shop that sells luxury leather bags. The shop is facing the street, and in front of the shop is a new product display cabinet. If someone runs away with a bag, there is nothing the clerk can do. So the man did.

Immediately, the clerk shouted "Stop thief, stop thief". We are about fifty or sixty meters away from the store. My daughter-in-law is usually the kind of advocate who speaks out when she sees injustice. She threw the bag to me directly and jumped out with one step. Yes, she is a jumping, absolutely headwind woman. The 50-meter gap was instantly erased, and the thief was directly dragged down and pressed down. Yes, it was pressed. Then, Mao Mao's two big mouths were flabbergasted by the thief's fan. I'm dozens of meters away, and it hurts when I listen. "The Anger of Valkyria" was staged on the road. So, after the police came, they walked away in the eyes of passers-by's surprise, sympathy (sympathy for me), appreciation and worship. Σ( △ |||)

Then, we didn't quarrel for a year. ...

My daughter-in-law is quick-tempered, quick-witted and always speaks loudly.

I am a research monk, and I have a scholarly family. My job is also to deal with words all the year round. My daughter-in-law is a sports student and has no culture (no contempt). We met on a blind date. The first time we met for more than an hour, I don't know where to start, because after all, the cultural level is different. I said that poetry is far from home, and she said that shopping is on sale. I said she said daily necessities. We talked for a long time, thinking, "This man (this woman) is not suitable, and the wind is tight."

Then I asked, do you watch NBA? (`ω)

The plot is reversed instantly.

I am a journalist. Besides the daily news, my biggest hobby is watching sports every day. I can watch almost all sports. After watching it for more than ten years, I can see some doorways, such as 18 Spurs fans (I kept 5555) and 15 AC Milan fans (not to mention Liverpool, it hurts). As a result, I can watch sports with my wife (more about whether Manchester United can get up this year, for example, how lucky Portugal is to be hit by a caring Iceland in the upper half). When the Cavaliers win the championship, my daughter-in-law holds me in her arms and cries. France kicks off the German dirty and scolds the referee with me, watching the women's volleyball team win the championship and knocking on the next door. That's it.

There is a football team in our city, which is the richest team in the Super League. We've just hired a sky-high coach and bought Ren Hang. We have season tickets and bought uniforms. Every home game will appear in the stands on time, playing the horn and wearing makeup, while others watch and we watch the door. It is always said that the ball market in third-tier cities is not good, but you have never been to the scene. If you want to visit our home stadium, you will know that our fans are very enthusiastic and don't allow others to say that it's not good at all. After all, having a Super League team is very lucky and happy.

In short, it is cool to have a partner who can accompany you to watch the game.