Answer: Little Tiger.
002: Where does the sea not produce fish?
-Answer: Cihai.
003: Chuchu's date of birth is March 30th. What year is March 30th?
-Answer: March 30th every year.
004: Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line?
-Answer: Dogs don't sweat.
005: What can solve all the mysteries?
-answer: answer.
006: A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why?
Answer: wearing a life jacket.
007: Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first?
Answer: nothing.
008: You can, I can, everyone can, one person can, but two people can't. What is this for?
-answer: dreaming.
009:8 The number 8, how to make it equal to 1000?
-Answer: 8+8+8+88+888
What does a dentist do?
-answer: mouth
0 1 1: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?
-answer: kinship.
0 12: Which race is running backwards?
-Answer: Tug of War
0 13: Why do four 9s add up to 100?
-Answer: 9/9+99
0 14: Where is the safest place when the earth explodes?
-answer: hell.
0 15: A group of henpecked men are getting together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why?
-answer: scared to death.
There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why?
-Answer: ostrich
0 17: Why can't a hammer hammer eggs?
Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.
0 18: A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?
-Answer: I fainted.
0 19: What easily knocked down the world boxing champion?
-Answer: Sleep.
020: What do stutterers do best?
Answer: Make a long distance call.
02 1: What happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies in Fly with Me?
Answer: I gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.
022:Kiss is a verb, adjective or noun?
-answer: conjunction
023: Heart-changing operation failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say?
-Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart.
024: Why do men have to punch when drinking together?
-Answer: Toast without eating or drinking.
025: There are three vacant rooms. One room has three light areas and the other room has three switches. Each switch can only turn on one light. If you can only enter each room once, how do you know which switch controls which light?
Answer: Enter a room with switches, turn on one switch, turn it off after 5 minutes, turn on the other switch and leave the room.
026: When does the sun rise in the west?
-answer: when swearing.
027: There was a newborn baby who gave birth to two children on the same day of the same year. They were born to the same parents, but they were not twins. Is this possible?
Answer: Yes, they are triplets.
028: I have never given birth to a child, raised a child, or recognized an adoptive mother, but I was a mother before I claimed my adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling?
-Answer: Bride
A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why?
A: This is a veterinary hospital.
030: In winter, how can ice become water immediately without heating?
Answer: Remove two points from the ice.
03 1: What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass?
-Answer: Angle.
032: Under what circumstances will people become arrogant?
-answer: blind.
033: What is the most expensive wine?
-Answer: The wedding banquet.
034: A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school?
Answer: The school where his family lives is not the school where he goes to school.
What does the elephant's left ear look like?
-Answer: Right ear
036: What did you see most on the boat?
-Answer: Water.
037: I can't buy it after reading it. What can't be used after buying?
-answer: coffin
038: Where are the fewest Buddha statues?
Answer: Southern Hemisphere
039: The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
-A: The date in the newspaper.
040: When did you see the biggest moon?
A: When I landed on the moon.
04 1: There is a stick. What can be done to shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened?
Answer: Compare it with a longer stick.
042: How long will it take to finish Peking University?
-Answer: It is enough to read the notes of Peking University 1.
043: Dad asked Xiao Ming, what is full of beautiful feathers? I wake you up every morning. Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this?
Answer: Dad hits Xiaoming with a feather duster every morning. Xiao Ming guessed it was a feather duster.
044: Give you a magazine and a matchbox. Can you put only one third of the magazines on the table without falling off?
Answer: Just open one-third of the magazine and put one-third of the pages on the desktop card and put them on the side.
What is something smaller than bacteria?
Answer: the son of bacteria.
046: Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan?
Answer: No, it's a fable.
047: Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
-Answer: Mom asked Dad to fix Xiaoming 5!
048: Pigs are treasures, which are very useful. What's the use of pigs for human beings?
Answer: It can also be used to call names, such as being as stupid as a pig or being a stupid pig.
049: A goat whose left eye is blind puts a piece of pork on its left and a pig on its right. Which one will it eat first?
Answer: No, goats are vegetarians.
050: Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why?
Answer: Because he rides an indoor exercise bike.
05 1: Why does a woman wearing high heels mean that she will get married soon?
Answer: Because you walk slowly in high heels, it is easy for men to catch up with you.
052: Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
Answer: Because they are playing chess.
053: What color are the teeth of black and white babies?
Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.
054: Everyone likes to listen to Xiao Zhang's cross talk. Why does he sometimes have to pay for it?
Answer: Of course, there is a charge for making public calls.
055: Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold?
-answer: it will be stolen.
056: What is the earliest surname of China people?
-a: the surname is single. Saint Amethyst made it very clear that the starting point of life is Benshan.
057: Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official is he?
-Answer: groom.
058: What is the farthest on the earth every day?
-answer: the earth.
059: Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible?
Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.
Which kettle contains more water, the tall kettle or the short kettle?
Answer: The short kettle contains more water, because the tall kettle is not as high as the spout of the short kettle, and too much water will flow out from the spout.
06 1: When is the best time to raise your hand?
A: When someone points a gun at your head.
062: What wheel can only turn but not walk?
Answer: the wheels of the windmill.
063: Which comes first, the man or the woman?
-answer: there are men first. Because a man belongs to Mr., he is called Mr. ..
064: It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?
Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time.
065: How to describe a woman who has been divorced for fifty times?
-Answer: Former public abandonment.
066: Where is the highest mortality rate in the world?
Answer: In bed.
067: When can the net transport water?
Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.
068: Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why?
Answer: They live across the hall.
069: Xiaohua said that he could make the toys in the room disappear within 1 second. Is it possible?
Answer: Close your eyes, there is no other way.
070: 1+2 when is it not equal to 3?
-Answer: When the calculation is wrong.
07 1: A healthy couple, who paid no attention to family planning, gave birth to three children, all of whom had only one right hand. Why?
Answer: People can't have two right hands.
072: A pit one meter long and two meters deep. There is no water in the pit. Why would someone accidentally fall and drown?
Answer: The pit is full of shit.
073: Why do modern people break their promises more and more?
Answer: It is more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter. Of course, I seldom bother to write letters.
074: Grandpa gave Xiaoming a birthday present. Xiaoming kicked the gift far away, and grandpa said it was a good kick. Why?
Answer: Grandpa gave me a football.
075: There are candles and kerosene lamps on the table. Suddenly, the power went out. What should you order first?
Answer: The most urgent thing is to light the match first.
076: What is the strongest lock afraid of?
-Answer: Keys.
077: What is better to turn a blind eye to?
-Answer: When shooting.
What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
-Answer: Yes.
079: A bull and a cow, guess three words?
-Answer: Two cows.
080: Which water should be distributed as planned?
-Answer: Salary.
08 1: Who doesn't use electricity?
-Answer: Burmese.
082: How long will it take to finish reading Tsinghua?
-Answer: A few seconds.
083: There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first?
Answer: You should light the matchstick first.
084: A fashion model wears undisclosed new clothes even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this?
Answer: Because she sees herself in the mirror.
085: What can accommodate two tigers in one mountain?
-Answer: A man and a woman.
086: Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Trees can't jump.
087: In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile bit the keeper's hat and swam away. I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why?
Answer: The crocodile swallowed the keeper who wore this hat.
088: There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper?
-Answer: The paper says don't read this article.
089: What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs?
-Answer: the murder weapon.
090: Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why?
Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.
09 1: There was an accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this?
Answer: Because drivers use coffins to transport people who died of lung cancer.
092: Wife: "Oh dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned safely to his wife's hand, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle?
Answer: Because the ring fell into the teapot of black tea.
093: Both A Jun and B Jun's homes are located in emerging residential areas, only 100 meters apart. There are no other neighbors here except these two, and there is no telephone installed. Now, Mr. A wants to invite Mr. B to "come and play at home". How to inform Mr. B at the first time without going to his home for an invitation?
Answer: suppose Mr. A has ten drawings, a strange pen, tape and a magnifying glass with him. All he has to do is shout.
094: Zhiming, who lives in the valley, suddenly wants to eat instant noodles, so he sets up a small pot to boil water. When the water boiled, I found that all the instant noodles at home were finished, and I ran to the grocery store at the foot of the mountain to buy them. I came home after 30 minutes and found that the hot water in the pot was gone. Why on earth is this?
Answer: Because the hot water in the pot turned into cold water.
095: Where can I see the biggest moon?
-Answer: On the moon.
096: There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it?
-Answer: The twins themselves.
Why do people go to the market?
Answer: Because the market can't come.
098: What will increase by half after handstand?
-Answer: the number 6.
099: A rich man's neighbors all have dogs. At night, the two dogs kept barking. Rich people who can't stand this kind of torture will pay1100,000 for moving, hoping that their neighbors will move out. It is true that two neighbors moved with their dogs, but at night, the rich can still hear the same barking. Why is this?
Answer: Because these two neighbors exchange houses with each other.
100: A few days ago, Gao Xiao and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, and the three of them came to a completely strange country. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. But only Gao Xiao didn't feel any inconvenience, as if he were still in his own country. What is the reason?
Answer: It turns out that Gao Xiao is just a baby.
10 1: Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, he put his hand over something to avoid quarreling. What is the most effective thing he covers up?
-Answer: Cover your wife's right eye and left eye.
102: A woman can lift things that a hundred men can't lift with one hand. What is this object?
Answer: there is only one egg in an egg, and a hundred people can't lift it.
103: Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened?
-answer: wet.
104: There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward?
The time limit is 10 minute. This truck may be going downhill.
105: What is it that 60 yuan buys one and 20 yuan buys two?
This thing is the change to buy something from 40 yuan with a 100 yuan bill.
106: Mom told Daxiong to get up quickly and go to school, because he will be late soon! But Daxiong, who was beaten yesterday, refused to go and only said "Helpless!" Why is this?
Answer: Because Daxiong is a school teacher.
107: A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow in it, with a stake inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied?
Answer: Yes, because the title doesn't say tie the cow to a stake.
108: The teacher brought five apples in the basket. He is going to give them to five children. Every child will get one, but there is still one in the basket. How to divide it?
Answer: five people share one, and one of the children is in a basket.
109: Why do modern people break their promises more and more?
Answer: Call more and write less.
1 10: there is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "imitation song style" 6 corners; Carve "Your Seal" with 8 corners; Engrave "Your Valentine's Seal" 1.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering?
Answer: Twenty cents per word.
1 1 1: There were two players who played nine games a day and won the same number of times, but there was no draw. What's going on here?
-Answer: Not all the nine chess games they played were played between them.
1 12: A person who is not a sharpshooter holds a shotgun, and another person hangs a hat, then blindfolds the gunman and tells him to walk backwards 10 step, then turn left 10 step, and finally tells him to turn around and shoot at the hat. What happened?
Answer: The other man hung his hat on his mouth.
1 13: There are father and daughter, brother and sister, and there are only six baked cakes, but each person gets two. Why?
Answer: There are only three: son, mother and uncle.
1 14: The two children have the same parents and the same date of birth, but they are not twins. What is their relationship?
-Answer: Two of the multiple births.
1 15: Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why?
Answer: The dog is at the other end of the tree. When the bones are at this end, they are 8 meters apart.
1 16: There are 12 lighted candles on the table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table?
Answer: five, because all the others that were not blown out by the wind were burnt out.
1 17: A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this?
Answer: The truck driver is walking.
1 18: The end of the earth is coming. The last man on earth was sitting at his desk writing a suicide note when he heard a knock at the door. Is it a ghost, an alien or an animal?
-answer: no. It's not the sound made by inanimate things such as wind or stones, so who is knocking at the door? Woman.
1 19: 1, what is the maximum number of 2,3?
-Answer: 3 to the 265438th power +0.
120: What was the first animal you saw in the zoo?
-Answer: Conductor.
12 1: What color are the deciduous teeth born by A Hong and her husband?
Answer: Babies have no teeth.
122: Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights?
Answer: The car driver is walking.
123: in ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?
-answer: eunuch.
124: What hat can't I wear?
Rose hat.
125: I went to see a movie in Mong Kok this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why?
There are many people, but not "half"
126: Xiaoming bought a 75-yuan item with 100 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why?
Answer: He only gave the boss eighty yuan.
127: I lost my ID card. What should I do?
-Answer: Pick it up.
128: A building caught fire. After Mr. Chen fled to the top floor, he tried to jump off the roof next door with a distance of only 1 m, and he fell to his death. Why?
Answer: Because the height difference is too far.
129: Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, went out on the street in a dark night for a month and a car came head on. He stood between two headlights, the car roared by, but the person was unscathed. Why?
Answer: There are two motorcycles in parallel, not cars.
130: A ship is limited to 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why?
Answer: It's a submarine.
13 1: Yan and I died naked in the secret room, leaving only a pool of water and some broken glass at the scene. Please guess their cause of death?
Answer: A Qiang and A Yan are goldfish. They died of lack of water because their water tank was broken.
132: The bus came, and a lady in a long skirt voted for 4 yuan, and the driver let her get on; The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The third wife didn't pay the money, but the driver let her get on the bus. Why?
Answer: She uses a monthly ticket.
133: Xiao Li, who came home from work early, went into the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry at all. Why?
Answer: Xiao Liu is a girl.
134: Why does the egret warbler always shrink one foot when sleeping?
-Answer: If you shrink your feet, you will fall.
135: What is the longest nose and the second longest nose in the zoo?
-Answer: Elephant.
136: A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away?
-Answer: Run after the mouse.
137: When eating an apple, I took a bite and found a bug, which was terrible. Seeing two bugs makes me feel terrible, and seeing a few bugs makes me feel the most terrible.
Answer: Seeing half a worm is the most terrible thing, because half a worm is eaten in the stomach.
138: Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole while driving. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why?
-Answer: Small open hearse.
139: two people share five apples, how is it the fairest?
-Answer: Reduce it to juice.
140: A China couple living in Italy, one day their wives went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken horns, she points to her own feet. The boss got it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why?
Answer: Because her husband knows Italian.
14 1: There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why?
-Answer: Because the murderer wants to pull it to enrich his life.
142: throw stones with eggs, but the eggs are not broken. Why?
Answer: Hold the egg in your left hand and throw the stone out in your right hand. Of course, the eggs are safe and sound.
143:IX- This Roman numeral stands for 9. How to add a sum to make it even?
-Answer: plus "s" and one sum = six, and six is an even number.
144: In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first?
-answer: matches.
145: Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou?
A: The living cannot be buried.
146: At present, there are two kinds of coins commonly used in the market, one with a face value of 60 cents and the other without 10 cents. What are the face values of the two coins?
Answer: One piece is not a dime, then the other piece is a dime, so two pieces are a dime and a dime.
147: In a year, some months have 3 1 day like January, and some months have 30 days like June. What are the months with 28 days?
-Answer: Every month has 28 days.
148: Motorcycle speed is 80km/h, heading north. There is an easterly wind of 20 kilometers per hour. In which direction does the motorcycle smoke blow?
Answer: The tram has no smoke.
149: [the wolf is coming! ] What does this story inspire people?
-Answer: The same big story can only be told twice.
150: There is a word that we have mispronounced since childhood. What is this?
-answer: wrong.
15 1: Two mothers and daughters went to a restaurant for lunch. They each ordered a set meal in 70 yuan, but only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why?
Answer: Two pairs of mothers and daughters are mothers and daughters, so they only pay three meals.
152: A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?
Answer: The truck driver is just shopping, not driving a truck.
153: There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going?
Answer: Go to a mental hospital.
154: Wenwen is washing clothes, but after a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why?
Answer: She is washing other people's clothes.
155: When is four minus one equal to five?
Answer: A quadrilateral has four corners. Cutting off one corner is equal to five corners.
156: Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito?
Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.