Problem description:

The number of words should be less than 10!

Analysis:

1. How did the President of the United States get in? A: Please come in.

2. Who only works one day a year? Santa Claus.

Xiaoming often fishes in his work. Why does the boss value him? Xiaoming works in an aquarium.

4. What is the panda's greatest wish? Answer: Take color photos.

Xiaoming is looking up the dictionary. What word is he looking up? A: No.

6. What word can never be found in the dictionary? A: Typing error.

7. Who likes rain best? Umbrella seller.

8. What do you need two people to do? Shake hands.

9. What is better to break than not to break? A: world record.

10. Before a football match, Xiao Mingcan accurately stated the score. Why? A: 0:0

1 1: Where can I see giraffes besides the zoo? A: Examination room

12. What did Xiao Ming say when he was a guest at someone else's house? A: Long distance call.

13. Why do Xiaoming's clothes always disappear? A: I'm already wearing it.

14. Two above, two below, two on the left and two on the right. How many are there in a * * *? A: Four.

15. Xiao Ming always says that he has an extraordinary memory, but he doesn't remember one thing? Answer: Pay back the money.

16. You didn't do anything, but you were punished? Do your homework.

17. What kind of flowers are invisible? A: My heart is in full bloom.

18. What is Xiaoming's favorite "flower"? A: Songhua.

19. Where did everyone go? A: The toilet.

20. What plays did everyone play? A: Games.

2 1. What books can't be read? abstruse or illegible writing