2, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, once used an older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".
I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is not Singles Day.
4. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.
Being a bachelor is very intolerant. In fact, being single is also very exciting. Single people always love silence, just because of mistakes, there is nowhere to express their feelings. Can you have an emotional column to make your heart active?
6. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, say bachelor words, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be single.
7. Warm reminder: Singles Day is coming. You can throw away troubles, polish troubles, throw away failures, throw away unhappiness, throw away helplessness, drive away loneliness and spend all your money, but don't run away. Happy Singles Day!
8. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.
9, many friends don't understand your heart, in fact, you are dedicated to love, give up the identity of the fairy, to experience the true feelings of the world. I want to tell you, Bajie, a happy bachelor!
10, may the hydrangea hit you as soon as possible, may the peach blossom find you as soon as possible, may the beautiful girl catch you as soon as possible, and may you enter the marriage hall and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.
1 1. Activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen of my house, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, bringing your own lunch, 2 10 people, and registering as soon as possible.
12, ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is why you are single.
13, Singles Day is the antonym of Valentine's Day. It's also a festival, and we single people get together to celebrate. While sighing for each other, we can't help thinking: Will I come to this party again next year?
14, Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it, and handsome people still stick to the principle of being single.
15, Singles Day is coming, birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, frogs have children. What are you waiting for?
16, today is Singles' Day, don't always think about beautiful women, be careful not to study hard, your parents will beat you "single".
17, engaged in the fifties, with a flashlight and no bachelor; In the 1970s, they got engaged, and watches and bicycles tied them together. Engaged in the 1990 s, the whole set of home appliances fainted; Engaged in 2 1 century, one room, three floors and four rounds.
18, you have hugged your wife and your son, but I still sing a single love song alone and sadly, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.
19, it's good to be single, don't be jealous, don't cry, (next88) I don't care, I'm not afraid of leaving, I'm not afraid of losing, I'm not afraid of being cheated, I'm not afraid of romance.
20, good looks, blockbuster, echo, kill two birds with one stone, a Ma Pingchuan, high-altitude, final, win-win, smooth sailing, soaring. Happy bachelor!
2 1, today is Singles Day. Being single is too painful. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like … you … your sister!
22. Find friends, find boyfriends, salute and shake hands, and then leave after Singles Day.
23. Outside the community, the cold wind is like a knife, the snow is rolling, and the "bachelor" holds flowers in his hand, and his eyes are firm and deep, vowing to win the girl's heart. Later, it was frozen into a "popsicle". It's very cold. Love is healthier. Happy Singles Day!
24, choose puppy love, you can't afford to lose your studies; Choose late love, age can't afford it; Too smart to run; Reduce requirements and lose face; To put it bluntly, a bachelor can't afford to be hurt; Help each other in the same boat, text messages should be transferred!
25. Singles Day, be a radiant, handsome and charming bachelor, and strive to turn a bachelor into a nunchaku!
26. A whole autumn has passed and my other half hasn't seen it yet. Until that day, I don't know if I can meet my spring. I hope it may be this winter, and I will catch up with the day when I miss you next summer, Singles Day!
27, flowers are similar year after year, year after year, people are the same, or a person.
28. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow the other day and thought it was beautiful.
29, bachelor's music, bachelor's music, 1 everyone is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's 25 years old, and the clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.
30. Today is Singles' Day. The whole world is celebrating, and the sea is full of joy. You were in hot water without organization, remember?
3 1, handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, and ugly people are showing love.
32. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, singles day is still a bachelor.
33. You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still singing a single love song alone and sadly, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.
34. May your bachelor be as strong as an ox or have a snail; As athletic as birds, and ostriches; Heroic as a dragon, or discolored; Freedom is like a fish. When you knock on the door, it will ring!
35. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.
36. I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it.
Time flies. Some people have brilliant careers, some people are aboveboard, and some people are proud of love. Hey, Singles Day is coming, and we are bachelors in this love life. I can only wish each other a happy holiday!
Although not single now, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".
39. When will you have a girlfriend? I don't know how many teenagers it takes to say goodbye to being single.
40. Winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year. Happy Singles Day!
4 1, bachelors are no longer light, and girls are free to choose. Look at your enterprising spirit, beautiful women chase you. As long as you are handsome, you are not afraid that no one will look for you. I'm afraid you're infatuated, and your girlfriend dumped you. Relax on Singles' Day, leave the beautiful woman to find a beautiful girl, where there is no grass in the world.
42. One day, a bachelor met a bachelor. Male bachelors don't want to be bachelors, while female bachelors insist on being bachelors. Male bachelors can't convince female bachelors, and female bachelors can't convince male bachelors. Finally, they simply mixed bachelors together. Happy Singles Day!
43. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will … marry you!
44. We bachelors have strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night!
I want to propose to you, will you? I want you to be the second happiest person in the world! Why? Because I married you, I became the happiest person in the world!
46. Pray to the elderly that marriage will come faster; Playing rough with Cupid will make the marriage more pleasant; Please hire a matchmaker, and marriage will be a step closer. Dear bachelor friends, be kind to friends around you, and marriage may be around you!
47. You are all to me, don't you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?
48. Some people say that bachelor is good, but who knows that bachelor wants to find a wife. Some people say that bachelors are idle, but who knows that their lonely hearts are not sweet. I know bachelors are miserable, and you can send text messages to tease when you are depressed. Singles' Day is coming, I hope to take off the bill as soon as possible!
I didn't know why you always win at mahjong until today. It turns out that I am always with four! A bachelor is destined for you! So I want to remind you today that you should be the happiest on Singles Day. 1 1 October. Be happy for your four rules!
50. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.
5 1, big rewards for Singles' Day, jumping prices to accompany shopping, eating, watching movies, going to parties, helping to order food at friendly prices, booking flowers and seats, holding hands and hugging backwards, and the student ID card can be 50% off. Thank you for your cooperation! Happy Singles Day!
52, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. Can a bachelor be romantic?
53. I wish Singles Day 7 days, happy every day 168 hours, happy forever 10080 minutes, sweet 604800 seconds. Every second is wonderful!
54. The telephone poles are all connected one by one, and the other side can't move. They should be rusted with wires and painted.
55. Part I: I was single last year, I am single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!
56. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.
57. Acne belongs to others, myopia belongs to others, lovelorn belongs to others, flowers belong to you, smiles belong to you, men belong to you and BMW belongs to you, so bid farewell to Singles Day.
58. I spend Valentine's Day alone, Singles Day alone and Christmas alone. There is an exam for me to pass alone.
59. How happy our bachelor is! How sad it is to be hanged from a tree like a good husband!
60. There are buttonwood trees at home, so don't worry about the phoenix coming. Career love is just right, as soon as possible!
6 1, bachelor's mood is envy, jealousy and hatred, bachelor's feeling is loneliness and emptiness, bachelor's dream is a godsend, and bachelor's wish is favored by the elderly. It's Singles Day again. May you find the other half and feel brighter!
I haven't seen you for a long time. I really miss you! Are you okay? Does the tiger bully you? Did the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Do you have the habit of reading text messages with two small hooves on your mobile phone? Happy bachelor!
63. Today, we don't accept gifts, only girlfriends! I wish bachelors a happy holiday and receive gifts in advance.
64. It's good to be a bachelor. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.
65. Marriage advertisement: gender: male, hobby: female, specific requirements: height is not limited, as long as it is not Yico Zeng; Fat or thin, as long as it's not Li Gang's father. Interested parties contact code: Happy Singles Day!