Bajie is gone.

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I haven't seen him lose weight in eight thousand miles, and he is still a vegetarian!

Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, don't drink, don't play online games, don't eat midnight snack, don't go to nightclubs, drink more tea, stay healthy, talk less, think more and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

We were all happy when we were young, because at that time, we were ugly and poor!

6. When you like a person, the brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like it, the original image will change every second.

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

8. I feel like a beggar every time I meet that kind of induction faucet that doesn't work well.

9. marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

10. The talent show I am so old and good at is actually a kind of retirement.

1 1. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This is a problem that has puzzled me for many years.

Thirteen. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

14. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far. They just have short legs.

15. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

17. No matter how poor you are, you should stand up and show people that you are not only poor but also short, and you are not afraid of short. Remember to look up and show people that you are not only short but also ugly.

18. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

19. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

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10. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that I will die if I eat too much, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death at all.

2 1. I am in a regular state every day. I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, I beat chicken blood in the evening, and I regret my intestines in the middle of the night.

22. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

Twenty-three If you are alive, you always have to bear some responsibilities or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

24. One rainy day, I was walking on the road. A Mercedes-Benz flew past me and splashed mud all over me. Looking at the distant figure, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own!