2. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

3. The doctor said that my nerves are well developed, not neuropathy, but laughter nerves.

I must catch up with you, or Bai Chang will look so beautiful.

If a woman is complaining about things that have nothing to do with you, she should consider herself an ear. Don't interrupt, or you will see it.

6. When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

7. I feel the same way: I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others, and I feel that I will win if I organize the language again.

8. Express delivery feels like reunion with your long-lost flesh and blood. However, after frequent decomposition, I found that this child is very much like Mr. Wang next door.

9. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time it is opened, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion, which makes people cry every time I open it.

10, I just made a risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars.

1 1. Now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get in is the quilt.

12. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I have taught her many times that she can't use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine that can not only be used, but also be repaired.

13, believe in yourself first, and others will believe you.

14, if you don't laugh, you will be unlucky, and if you smile, your face will be big.

15, I can't control my mouth, I can't open my legs, and I want to be beautiful in bed after dinner.

16, the object doesn't look at the face, legs, waist and figure, stop it! Don't look at the internal organs?

17, she is really nice, with gentle eyebrows and eyes, courtesy and humility, easygoing and sincere. I just don't like you.

18, you don't even like me. What do you like, Hiroyuki?

19, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

20, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but only that I am good at raising.