hapless

Bai: On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, two people met in an alley and each drove a large truck with a load of 10 tons.

A (shouting to driver B) The ancients said, "What for a while, calm down, retreat 10 meters and let others go."

B thought: I will make the impossible possible!

B: You're right. Please make way.

A thought: whether you are playing dumb or really stupid, whether you are playing dumb or really stupid, I will never let you go!

You'd better let me.

You let me.

You let

You let me.

You let

……

Bai: The two drivers won't budge. They hit him back and forth 300 times with his seven-inch tongue and iron teeth.

No matter what the result is.

A: (listless) I take a detour.

B: (Energetic) I won.

the next day

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley.

A: Last time I took a detour, it's your turn to take a detour.

B thought: no way, let me make a detour. It's quite beautiful.

B: the law of the jungle, ok? See who can afford it.

A: I'm going to watch compressed biscuits.

I am ready, too.

After 4800 hours.

I don't have any compressed biscuits. I'll make a detour, but you must tell me where your pizza comes from.

B: This is from Pizza Hut.

A: It's true that "the Tao is one foot high and the magic is ten feet high".

the next day

A: This time I brought: TV, computer, refrigerator, washing machine, wardrobe, single bed, 1000 Jin of rice, rice cooker, solar cooker, solar cell, PSP3, NDSi…… ... ...

But I brought a bulldozer.

Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo Choke

the next day

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley. I'm tired of talking about this.

B: What did you bring this time?

A: (Terrorist) Black Boy Group.

Sorry, I brought the swat team. Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

the end