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A humorous version of Snow White's story.
Snow White In the severe winter, goose feather-like snowflakes are flying all over the sky. A queen gave birth to a girl named Snow White. She was as red as snow, as red as blood and as black as ebony. But before Snow White grew up, her queen mother died. Soon after, the king married another wife. The queen is very beautiful and as kind as her predecessor. She has a magic mirror based on dual-core Intel Xeon processor. Scene 1 (new queen, mirror, Snow White) Queen: Mirror, where are our family going to play this spring? Mirror: Go to Hawaii, where it is as warm as summer all year round, much warmer than this. Queen: It's strange that my daughter won't become a princess with black snow. Mirror: To the Alps? Queen: OK, we will leave next week. Snow White: Mom, playing with the magic mirror again! Queen: No, I'm talking to her about where to play this year, skiing in the Alps. Snow White: OK, I'll tell Dad. The second act (the new queen, the magic mirror, Snow White, the king, the bodyguard, the robber, the prince on a bicycle) set out for the king's family. Snow White: Mirror, I want to go to QQ and MSN, can I? Mirror: I can only play for an hour. I have to blog later. Snow White: OK. Queen: honey, you see, since I drank my wife's oral liquid, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, my teeth are fine, my appetite is good, my body is great and my taste is good. King: Why are you blushing? Queen: It's refreshing. Suddenly, a small black jeep suddenly appeared in front of the king's motorcade. Robber: robbery ... robbery. Guard: Put down your pistol and become a Buddha. Robber: To be or not to be, that's the question. At this time, a person fell from the sky. Bike Prince: Avalanche. At this point, the robber fell to the ground, and the cycling prince said, get up, what's the matter? You want to rob him. The robber was deeply grateful, so the new queen, the magic mirror, Snow White, the king, the bodyguard, the robber and the bicycle prince sang Hand in Hand. Everyone: heart to heart, hand in hand, we believe that the distance between us is no longer far away, heart to heart, hand in hand, proudly flying to the boundless blue sky. Robber: You think I'm so easy to deal with, robber acupuncturist. Everyone was stopped. The robbers poisoned the princess for ten days, robbed the motorcade, took the princess away and fled alone. In the third act, the magic mirror shines at this time, and everyone solves the hole. People asked the cycling prince with high martial arts to find the princess, and the others went back to the police. But the princess is in the robber's car. She quietly escaped from the car and went to the house on the side of the road for help. The seven dwarfs are on their way home. (Dwarf Lin, oven, Vista, eggs, Osia, well, Snow White) Lin: Hey, I really want to accept my old age! After a day's work, look, my waist is flashing. Osia, be gentle. It hurts to death. Oven: Lin, look at this. Calcium in calcium oral liquid has miraculous effects for both internal and external use. You can drink a bottle when you are shaking, and a bottle when you are injured. Look, these are blue bottles and fruits. Old people like it. Calcium in calcium oral liquid, water of youth, water of friendship, and nutrition designated by the chef. Eggs: Where can I buy them? Oven: It is sold in all major pharmacies in China. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting marks of Xiao Huang Gou, Wang and Wang when buying. Hmm: I'll get the door first. Um, when answering the door, um: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ Vista: What's the matter? Hmm: Burglary. Eggs: Please pay attention to the people inside. You are surrounded. Drop your weapon immediately. You have the right to remain silent. What you say will be used against you in a court of law. Lin: Why doesn't it respond? Hmm: ah! There is a man sleeping in my bed. Snow White: Are you the host? Hmm: You, you, who are you? Snow White: After my family was stabbed by bad guys, I was kidnapped by bad guys and poisoned again. Fortunately, I escaped. I hope someone can help me. Osia: You must be Snow White, right? Snow White: Yes, I am. Can I spend the night? In the evening, Snow White had dinner and talked with the dwarfs about her and her family's murder experience. The dwarfs were willing to help her find the antidote and called the palace. Ten days later, Snow White fell and the seven dwarfs were crying. The riding prince brought the medicine, and immediately took it for Snow White. Snow White: Where am I now? Prince on a Bicycle: You are all right in the dwarf's house. Snow White: Thank you, and thank you, Prince on a bicycle. At this time, the prince knelt down and proposed to Snow White. Bike Prince: Will you marry me? Snow White: I'm willing to do it for you, I'm willing to do it for you, I'm willing to do it for you, and I'm falling from the sky. As long as you sincerely respond with love, I will do anything for you. Snow White sings I Do, and then the music starts. After the fifth wedding (everyone) New Queen: Daughter, I have good news for you. The robber has been caught, and only justice and law await him. Snow White: Mom, Dad. (Snow White throws herself into her parents' arms) Riding Prince: Princess, I love you forever. Snow White: Me too. Dwarf: How beautiful. Robber: Don't arrest me, I'm still the one who introduced them! (The robber was taken off the stage) The overall situation was finally taken from Baidu Know (I want a funny drama script of Snow White)