Park Jung-soo: When we have money, we will hire someone to wake up the children. We want to call Qiang Ren Qiangren and the prodigy twice a day, once at six in the morning and once at two in the evening.
Xi Che: When we have money, we will go back to gangwon to buy land, plant mirrors and notebooks. We will plant two notebooks at a time, one for playing games and the other for being a mirror.
Han Geng: When we have money, we will buy delicious cooking, fried beans, fried rice, fried rice, two pots of fried rice, one pot of eggs and one pot of rice.
Yi Sheng: When we have money, we will pay for a mysterious chase drama. If we want to be mysterious, we will become mysterious. If I want to track it, I will track it twice a day, once when ghosts chase me and once when I chase ghosts.
Qiang Ren: When we have money, we will go to China to eat hot pot, seafood pot and mala Tang, once and twice, once for the prodigy to see and once for the prodigy to see me eat.
Sheng Min: When we have money, we will go to China to sell weapons, buy nunchakus, buy sticks, and buy two sticks at a time, one for practicing martial arts and the other for picking pumpkins.
Prodigy: When we are rich, we will go to the best beauty salon to get in shape. We want to lose weight and gain weight. We will enter the state twice a day, once from prodigy to Te Li and once from Ritter to prodigy.
Yin He: When we have money, we will buy a dozen stealth cameras to sneak shots of the East China Sea. We want to take a bath, take a bath and take a picture of sleeping. We will make two movies at a time, one for ourselves and one for Donghai, to cheer him up.
Donghai: When we have money, we will buy some more dogs, Chihuahuas and Tibetan Mastiffs, two at a time, one named Yin He and the other named He Zai.
Shiyuan: When we have money, we will invest in making movies ourselves. We want to find Spielberg, Shunji Iwai and Shunji Iwai. We will play two roles at a time, one is Simba the lion king and the other is Batman.
Xu Li: When we have money, please ask the best teacher to ask me to compose music. I want to write rock and roll, and I want to write lyrics. I will write two songs a day, one by myself and one by sj.
Fan Ji: When we have money, we don't go to work and sleep all day. We want to sleep during the day and at night. We sleep twice a day, once from morning till night and once from night to night.
Gui Xian: When we have money, we'll hire someone to practice the game of passing cards. We'll pass it through our noses and mouths, two at a time, one for Zhang Lixu and one for Sheng Min. 2. angels
A masked man stared at a person's tate and took advantage. ......
Lester (suddenly turning around): Sorry, you have the wrong person. I have no money.
Robber: No money? Do you really have no money or pretend to be poor? Don't blame me for being rude.
Lester (smiling like an angel): Sir, I really have no money. By the way, I kindly remind you that if you don't leave one minute late, I can't guarantee your personal safety. ~
The robber looked back in panic, and a big eggplant turned purple with anger appeared behind him, looking extremely fierce.
Robber: Then I will .......................................................................................................................................................................
Landlord's article
One day, the landlord was walking in an alley when suddenly a masked robber appeared in front of him.
Robber: Give me the money!
G: Huh?
Robber: Ah, what, I told you to hand over the money!
G (puzzled): What? what did you say ? /Excuse me?
Robber: I told you to give money out!
G: Sorry, I still don't quite understand. ......
Robber (collapse ...): Ah! ! ! Is my words so hard to understand?
Princess supplies
One day, the princess was walking alone on her way back to the dormitory when a masked man suddenly jumped out.
Robber: Stop! Give me the money!
Che (disdainful): Just you?
Robber: Yes, what about me? Give me the money!
Che (sad face): I told you to stay away from me!
Robber: Don't toast! (waving a knife in front of the princess)
Car (escape): Ah! ! ! The queen does not show her arrogance. You think I am Cinderella! ! Caught the robber and gave him a good beating ...
250 articles
Enhe and Haifei went downstairs to buy lunch after rehearsing the dance, and met a masked robber on the way.
Robber: Boy! Give me the money!
250 gawked at the robber: it took a long time to come to my senses, looked at the money in my pocket and looked at the robber again. ......
Robber: What are you looking at? Give me the money or else. ......
250 do you ... want it?
Robber: Bring it!
250: No!
Robber: Bring it!
250: No!
Robber: Bring it!
250: No!
......
Robber (walking away unhappily): It's bad luck to meet a fool. ......
Haifei tablets
Just now I said that I forgot to buy food at 250, and I was scolded by Haifei, so Haifei had to go downstairs and buy it himself. I met a masked man, but that was on my way back.
Robber: Take money to spare you!
H: what? Was robbed?
Robber: You are very clever. If you are smart enough, hand over the money!
Hai (waving a bag): I have no money. I bought all the food. Robber: No money? Don't blame me for being rude (trying to rush over)
Hai (revealing the princess's face): How dare you talk to the princess like that? Don't want to live? I threw my lunch at the robber, and the food spilled all over him, and the robber ran away. )
Hai: Alas ... I smashed the share of 250. I can't let him starve, which will affect his intellectual development. I'd better give him my half
Fan fan's article
One day, Fan Fan was walking back to the dormitory with a PSP. A masked man appeared in front of him. Robber: Robber! Bring money!
Rice: Be quiet! Robber: Take out the money and spare your life!
Fanfan (raising evil eyes): I told you to leave me alone and get out! Robber (scared by eyes and running away)
Rice: Haha, I am the most professional actor! ! ! !
10 yuan article
One day, a classmate of 10 yuan was on his way home. Robber: ... robbed ... robbed. ......
10 (laughs doubtfully): Robbery? The tone is not like it, and the state is wrong! Robber (struggling): Go ... get the money. ......
Who are you, sir? Why rob where? The world is bright, can't you engage in some aboveboard occupations? Why don't you ask my family to arrange a job for you ... God bless you. ......
Before Xiao 10 finished these words, the robbers ran away laughing. 10 is still wondering. Actually, he doesn't understand. When he dozed off in company training, Fan Fan wrote two big letters "oil drums" on his face. I saw 10 still in high spirits, humming "Hallelujah ~ ~".
Xiaoxu's article
One day, Xiaoxu went out alone and met a robber on the road.
Robber (fierce): Give me the money, boy!
Xu (trembling): ... I ... I don't ... have no money. Robber (approaching step by step): No money? Don't blame me for being rude!
Xu (fighting back tears): I really have no money ... Robber: Yo, it's quite like it.
Xu (crying): whoops ... I really ... really have no money! ! ! ! ! You are the fourth robber I met today! ! ! !
Rabbit article
A rabbit is eating a pumpkin, Lu Yu robber.
Robber: Give me the money!
Rabbit: No, I bought a pumpkin.
Robber (with an unhappy face): I met another poor man.
Rabbit (raises his head and suddenly his eyes light up): Ah! ! ! Pumpkin! ! ! Hey ... don't go!
A rabbit ran after a robber, and the robber shouted, How to wear a pumpkin headdress is also a crime! ! ! ! )
Big head piece
One day, when Big Head was walking on the road, he was humming a song.
Robber: Hey! Robbery!
Big head (rolling their eyes): Shit, disrupt my rhythm, leave him alone and do it again! Robber (excited): I told you to hand over the money!
Big head (another classic supercilious look): You have disrupted my rhythm again! (Singing while walking) Robber (pointing a knife at the big head and threatening): Boy! Don't make me play hardball!
Big head (angry): I have put up with you for a long time! You won't get out of here alive today! ! ! ! (Grab the robber by the collar, aim at his face for a while, and finally go away with a snort.
Robber (holding his head high): Oh, my God! ! Are people with big brains prone to violence? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
13 articles
13 after the physical examination in the port hospital, I was on my way back to the dormitory.
Robber: Robbery! Take out the money!
13: What? Ask me to take money?
Robber (startled): Give me the money and spare your life!
13 (black belly): Really ... (evil laugh) The robber tried to escape in a cold sweat, but was caught by 13 and couldn't move.
13 (quickly put a small pill into the robber's mouth): Haha, this is the latest poison. It can poison you in two steps and take out all your money! I'll give you the antidote!
Robber (crying while saving money): I robbed all my life and was robbed by a little boy today. What a world! ? ! ? ! ? My money! !
Sliced meat
Some meat is walking alone on the road, and his hands are full of pork belly.
Robber: Robbery!
Meat: All my money is spent on meat. You know what? You come to my house and I'll treat you to pork belly.
Robber (with tears in his eyes): 55555555 ... I finally met a kind person! ! !
Two people embrace each other, and neither of us is happy-at the end of the day, those people are terrible! ! ! !
Han Geng
Gangster: Take out the money!
G: Hmm. You are Korean. I come from China. Mm-hmm. Please say it again ~ ~ ~
Gangster: (speaking slowly) Take out the money!
Yes ~ ~ They are all asleep.
Gangster: Forget it! There is no * * * you go ~ ~ ~ ~
princess
Gangster: Take out the money ~
Princess: (turning to smile) Are you talking to me?
Gangster: (deceived) It's so beautiful ~ There are so many stars! ! ! !
The princess instantly subdued the gangster and changed her fierce eyes. Did your son talk to me just now?
Te Li
Gangster: Take out the money!
Lester: Big Brother, are you talking to me?
Gangster: Nonsense. Is there anyone else here?
Lester: Don't you know I'm Lester, Lester, Lester Angel? We angels all advise mankind to be peaceful. ...
Gangster: (Khan) You go!
Choi Siwon
Gangster: Give me the money!
Cui: You think you can rob me? (making a signboard provocation)
Gangster: Take the money!
Taekwondo teenagers quickly solved the problem.
Kibum Kim
Gangster: Give me the money.
Fan: (smiling)
Gangster: (struggling) You go ... (It's a murderous smile! )
Qiang Ren
Gangster: Take out the money!
Jane: You're just in time. Come on, come on.
Gangster: (a little ignorant) What do you mean?
Jane: Whose toes are we comparing? The winner has a prize! The prize is my kiss ~
Gangster: I run …
Donghai Sea
Gangster: Take out the money!
Hai: (with a puzzled expression) Huh?
Gangster: Take out the money!
H: huh?
Gangster: Take out the money!
H: (continuing to be puzzled) Huh?
The gangster fainted. ...
Pointing at the stunned gangster, 250 asked: Who is he?
He wants money!
Enkh
Gangster: Take out the money!
Do you know why there are floods all over the world?
Gangster: (thinking) Why?
250 seconds to subdue the gangster: (with a bright smile) Because I let my guard down ~ ~
Cheng Min
Gangster: Take out the money!
Min: Are you sure? Although I look weak. ...
Gangster: (Interrupting Cheng Min) Cut the crap and take out the money!
Min shook his head and roared, Look!
The gangster fainted.
Kui Xian
Gangster: Take out the money!
13: Why? Although I am the youngest? You can't just bully me, can you?
Gangster: I want money!
13: Yes! They want money too!
Gangster:! #￥%%…………
wonder child
Gangster: Take out the money!
Prodigy: Take out the food!
Robber (Khan)
Gangster: Now I'm robbing!
Prodigy: I'm robbing now, too! Get the food out quickly! !
Xu Li
Gangster: Take out the money!
Xu Li: 555555555555555
Gangster: Don't cry!
Li Xu: (Louder! )
Gangster: OK, OK, don't cry. The lollipop is here!
Xu Li smiled happily. ...
Yisheng
Gangster: Take out the money!
Yi Sheng: As a citizen of the Republic of Korea, I am ashamed of you!
Gangster: You ... What did you say? Call directly if you are angry.
Yisheng: (Shouting) Cheng Min!
Cheng Min appeared and solved the gangster 3.