Men are more irritable than women.

Men are more infatuated than women.

Men are more infatuated than women. (I doubt it)

The effect of men losing weight is much more obvious than that of women.

Men had better get rid of them. (make off: the most authentic oral weight loss method)

Women are usually more sensitive than men.

Women are more sensitive than men.

Women need more respect than men.

Women are respected more than men.

Women live longer than men.

Women live longer than men.

Give you a good one:

Men are just happier people.

nickname

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately call each other Fat, Godzilla and Four Eyes.

Eating out

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw out $20, even though it is only worth $32.50. None of them will have smaller change, and no one will really admit that they want change back.

When the girls got the bill, the pocket calculator came out.

money

A man will spend $2 to buy an item worth 1 dollar he needs.

A woman will spend 1 dollar on a $2 item that she doesn't need but is on sale.

bathroom

There are six things in a man's bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel. ..

A typical women's bathroom has an average of 337 items. It is impossible for a person to identify more than 20 such items.

argue

Women have the final say in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new round of quarrel.

future

A woman worries about the future until she finds a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Successful achievement

A successful man earns more money than his wife spends.

A successful woman can find such a man.

marry

A woman marries a man in the hope that he will change, but he won't.

A man married a woman, hoping that she wouldn't change, but she did.

Cosplay

Women will put on makeup to go shopping, water plants, take out the garbage, answer the phone, read books and receive emails.

Men will dress up for weddings and funerals.

natural

Men look as good when they wake up as when they go to bed.

Women somehow go bad at night.

product

Ah, children. A woman knows her children like the back of her hand. She knows about dentist appointments and romance, best friends, favorite food, secret fears, hopes and dreams.

A man vaguely realized that there were several short people living in the house.

Today's thoughts

Married men should forget their mistakes. It's useless for two people to remember the same thing!

So, send this article to women who have a sense of humor and can handle it well ... and those who like to read it.