Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.
Loss is a blessing, I wish you happiness.
If sleeping is to recharge the human body, then I want to say that I have never had enough to eat.
5. Often a person says: I'm not bragging, but he begins to brag.
In fact, it is not necessary to read all the guidebooks. Condensed into four words: bring more money.
Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the strong wind.
We work hard to make our boss live a better life.
9. When eating, you always think I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. Honey, this really puts me in a dilemma.
1 is tap water. Why do you always think that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet?
1 1. Q: How to judge that a person's soul has been sublimated, his personality has been improved, and he has begun to mature in dealing with people? A: When this man thinks washing dishes is a pleasure.
12. Are you there? Are there any rich women? I recently went to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor said that I had a bad stomach and could only eat soft rice.
13. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.
14. Dad started playing WeChat, so I pretended to be a stranger and added him, trying to fool Dad. Today, he began to tell me that his son failed to live up to expectations. Hey, talking too much is all tears!
15. Women usually meet two natural enemies to correct their lives: one is to eat or not to eat, and the other is to buy or not to buy.
Sixteen years old. I passed the exam again and again, but today I failed again. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" . I have nothing to say.
Seventeen. One month before the exam, my signature was "everything depends on human effort"; The week before the exam was changed to "everything goes with fate"; After the exam, the signature is "Focus on participation".
18. Will you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.
19. Do you have a cold? ""Well, is my voice a little hoarse? " "No, the first time I saw you smoking, one nostril didn't smoke. "
20. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, why? Allergic to this knowledge point?
2 1. A young man asked my grandmother if she had a cat when she was installing a computer in our house. My grandmother said that she needed a cat to install the computer. In the blink of an eye, a little yellow cat was hugged, and I was dumbfounded.
22. Wandering around in the first half of my life, cooking soup in the second half, applying eye cream late at night, putting medlar in beer, ginseng in cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.
Twenty-three It is not so difficult for girls to admit their mistakes, such as "I was wrong to know you!" "That's easier said than done.
24. A buddy in the dormitory kept a dog and threw it on the floor the day before yesterday without washing the dishes. I was going to eat at noon yesterday. As soon as I saw that the bowl was clean, I ate it without washing it. Later, I went back to the dormitory and asked the buddy, "Did you help me wash the dishes?" The buddy calmly said, "The dog licked it."
25. I finally realized in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.