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Novel Lesson 11 Kong Rong Jean Pear

Lesson 11 Kong Rong Jean Pear (1)

Kong Rong, four years old, is a famous local excellent child. One day, he got up early as usual, washed his face and brushed his teeth, folded the quilt and cleaned the room. Ran into the kitchen to cook a pot of rice, played a children's wuqinxi while cooking, and then had breakfast; Go back to my room, spread out my pen and ink, sit firmly at my desk, and wait for my father to check the study.

Kong Rong waited for more than half an hour, but his punctual dad didn't show up. Kong Rong was so anxious that he struck the table and said, "Wow! How can I read comics with peace of mind if I don't check it so late! " So he jumped off the stool and ran to find his father.

Kong Rong ran into the living room and found his father sitting in the middle of the living room with a sad face, holding a big basket covered with curtain cloth. Kong Rong asked, "Dad, you seem to be under a lot of pressure recently. Is it because our consortium has encountered an economic crisis? "

Father Kong said, "I haven't sold tea eggs for a long time, so there is no crisis! Children and families give me less nonsense! " Kong Rong sighed: "The economy seems to be sluggish recently, and the bookstore has not entered new comics for a long time."

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing, since it's not an economic problem, what are you worried about, Dad?" Father Kong picked up the cloth on the big basket around him. "Look!"

Kong Rong looked into the basket. Wow! What a big basket of pears! Other children may jump on them without saying anything, but we in Kong Rong are quite calm. He unhurriedly rolled up his sleeves, loosened his belt by two squares, moved his cheeks and asked, "Dad, what do you want with such a basket of pears in the living room?"

Dad Kong said, "Haha! This basket of pears is no ordinary pear! This basket of pears is fragrant, sweet and crisp; This basket of pears is famous for its thin skin and 18% discount on stuffing. "

Kong Rong stepped forward, looked down, nodded confidently and said, "Very good! Through your description and my observation, I have a preliminary impression of this pear. What I need now is to take one to actually feel it. " As he spoke, he reached for the pear he had just seen. Unexpectedly, Mr. Kong jumped on the basket, covered the pear with his body and shouted, "You can't eat it! You can't eat! "

Kong Rong wondered, "eat shrimp skin? "Compendium of Materia Medica" records that Pak Lei is sweet and has diarrhea after eating too much? "

"wow! Is this a compendium of materia medica or a three-character classic? " Father Kong turned the basket around and pointed with his hand and said, "Look this way!" " "

"Ah, ah, ah!" Kong Rong jumped back and put his hands around him. "Is this this this ... a word? I'm only four years old, and I haven't even attended preschool. I have no reason to recognize it, right? "

Father Kong said, "This is a tribute! Look at this word, with the worker's work above and the baby's shell below. What a word! "

"Are you? I study-"Kong Rong eyes looking at the word, slowly leaned forward, suddenly opened his mouth and took a bite of the nearest big pear. Passing 18-wheeler, I saw that Kong Rong's upper front teeth had hit the pear, and suddenly I heard Dad Kong shouting "Open!" Heavy shoulder and elbow "bang" a punch in Kong Rong's face, hit three feet away. This punch was both accurate and malicious, and Dad Kong couldn't help but drink "Good!"

Look at that Kong Rong. His eyes are wide open, his lips are closed, his face is tense, and two nosebleeds are winding down. Kong Rong's eyes transfixed at the big pear, and his expression was firm and frightening.

Seeing his unrepentant appearance, Father Kong shouted, "Evil beast! Do you know where the word' palace' comes from? "

"Does it mean that whoever eats will be beaten?"

"That's right! That's what it usually means! The word "Gong" means to give it to the emperor alone, and anyone who eats it except him will be beaten! Did you have a deep understanding just now? "

"Then you put a basket of tribute pears at home, looking for a pole?"

"well! This basket of pears is really dangerous at home. If it is pursued by officers and men, it is not a question of being beaten. Stealing tribute is the crime of decapitation! "

"It's terrible!"

"Unless there is a great hatred with our family, it will be so against us! How vicious! "

"dad! Have you made enemies with anyone recently? "

"Dad, I always attach importance to peace. How can I have any enemies? "

"Then how did this basket of pears come from?"

"Dad, I stole it from the team when the officers and men didn't pay attention!"

"Oh, what a surprise! Can you explain your motives? "

"Because this kind of pear looks delicious! Eat! Eat! "

"Have you eaten?"

"No."

"So what should we do now?"

"You should send the pears back and say sorry to the officers and men."

"Then why don't you send it?"

"Because I think there are fewer pears than when I stole them, and now my stomach is too swollen to walk."

"But look at your skill just now ..."

"Just now, my desperate blow has shaken TaiQi. Now I'm afraid I'm going to have abdominal pain. Look at my forehead. Look carefully. Are you sweating? Are my eyes starting to wander? Is my mouth twitching? Look at my twisted face, is there a feeling that something unexpected is coming? Now I'm going to the bathroom. Please take the pear back quickly. Remember to say sorry! "

"Why me?"

"Because you are young, the officers and men will not embarrass you. Most of them will be arrested and cut with a knife, and there will be no pain. "

"……"

"You are quick to go, I'll go to the toilet! Hey! Take two more pears to save the boredom of going to the toilet. Do you have any cartoons to lend me? Forget it, I'd better hurry, it's too late to go late! "

"……"

"You also go to the pear! Go early and return early! Bai Yi-Bai Yi-"

Looking at Torre's back disappeared at the door of the toilet, Kong Rong finally gave in, kneeling on the ground with a splash. "Why? Why-what-Yao-"Kong Rong cried over and over again in his mind," Why did God treat me like this and let a preschool child shoulder such a heavy mission? How can I carry such a big basket of pears with such a thin body? Unless you eat a few first, in any case, you can't give them to the officers and men's uncles-I did it to complete the task, not to steal it! Bodhisattva and Jesus will forgive me! Ha ha ha ha-"

Kong Rong gave a righteous laugh and paid tribute to pears with great pride. Suddenly, I heard the wind was bad, and when I turned around, there was a bang, and a slipper hit Kong Rong in the face. I heard father Kong shouting in the toilet: "If you want to steal food, eat it secretly. Find a reason to laugh so loudly!"! When I am deaf! "

Kong Rong turned pale and thought, "Dad is right! Why do I laugh so loudly when I steal food? Eating pears can't maintain peace and justice on earth! I should silently take a pear ... "Think like this, he quietly held out his hand to, suddenly listen to the brain is a bad wind, Kong Rong hurriedly suo suo neck, holding his head. Slippers flew over his head, turned back and hit him in the face.

I heard old man Kong scold in the toilet again: "You just said you were going to steal vegetables secretly, so you didn't make any noise. You are not slow to learn! " Why not shout twice to cover it up? Think I'm stupid? "

Kong Rong was photographed with golden flowers in her eyes and her ears buzzing. He calmed himself down and shouted into the toilet, "Dad! What else do you have to throw? "

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Lesson 11 Kong Rong Let Pears (2)

"I have here-two pear cores, a newspaper, a toilet stamp, a bottle of toilet cleaner and a water tank ..."

"Needless to say! I'll send the pear back, goodbye! " Kong Rong word, shoulder the pear basket and go toward outside walk. When going out, he put a lot of cow dung in the basket to cover the pears, tied the basket on his back with hemp rope, put the side with the word "male" on his back, and took a small dung rake to pin it on his belt. In this way, he successfully disguised himself as a young fertilizer collector, and he can go on his way with confidence. Kong Rong Jr. carried this basket of stolen tributes across the mountains to find the motorcade of officers and men.

At this time, although it is nearly September, autumn tigers are raging and the weather is hot in summer. Kong Rong walked for a while, sweaty and thirsty to bite. He carried half a basket of fragrant pears on his back and told himself firmly over and over again: a basket of shit, a basket of shit, a basket of shit, a basket of shit ... but even so, he couldn't stop yearning for Pak Lei. At the same time, his saliva is constantly secreted and evaporated, his lungs are burned by hot air and dust, his nostrils are dry, his throat hurts, and he urgently needs to eat a fruit to moisten it!

Kong Rong stopped and thought, "I'm just a four-year-old child. I'm too young to understand. If my self-control is too strong, I can't justify myself, can I? " If it is too perfect, the character image is not real enough. "So he put down the basket on his back, took out those dry pears and stroked them with tears in their eyes." Pears! Pears! Follow me, all the way hard! Now I want to comfort you and eat you! Kong Rong picked up the top pear and smelled it. He thought Baba was strong, so he changed it into a bottom and put it in his mouth to bite. Suddenly, he became alert. He looked around, the barren hills were silent, and no one was seen; But what Dad Kong is best at is hitting the flying fairy who fell from the sky, suddenly appearing out of nothingness, flying his legs and kicking around, and hitting every shot.

"It's too dangerous! At present, I'm the only one. If dad flies over, make sure that he kicks it correctly. I have to pull a few more people and eat together. " Kong Rong shook his head, put the pears back in the basket, covered them dry, picked them up and walked on. After walking for a while, a large group of people came face to face, including men, women and children, as well as people of other colors. Kong Rong immediately stepped forward to warmly welcome him: "Dear folks! It is a kind of fate that everyone meets here! I think the weather is so good, let's have a pear together! "

The villagers were filled with joy and touched Kong Rong's head and said, "Little brother! Do you want money for this pear? If you want money, we'll have to beat you up and take it from you. Don't be shameless! "

Kong Rong's heart sank at this, and he quickly said, "No money, no money. Please line up and I'll share the pears. "

"This old woman is respected and wrinkled. She should eat this crumpled pear. "

"ah! This uncle is very strong. His chest muscles are bigger than my head. He should eat this juicy and fleshy pear. "

"The young man should eat this smooth pear."

"The child's teeth haven't fully grown out, and the pear that is too hard will definitely not bite. I will give you this rotten soft one."

"oh? There is actually a puppy here. Puppies love to eat meat, so they should eat pears with many bugs and eyes. "

"Well, the allocation is finished. Any comments?"

Grandma can't talk when she is old, children can't talk when they are too young, and dogs can't talk at all. Everyone has no opinion. Kong Rong assigned out, picked up a pear that was neither too big nor too small, and directed everyone to hold the pear in their hands and send it to their mouths. "One, two, three, bite!"

So everyone gathered up their strength and began to bite pears. Kong Rong ate three pears, quickly found a stone and hid to one side. He was afraid that his father would suddenly appear, so he left a shoe on everyone's face. Wait and wait until everyone finished eating pears and went their separate ways. Nothing happened. Kong Rong looked up and saw nothing in the blue sky, not even a flying saucer. It seems that father Kong really has diarrhea and his legs are weak.

So Kong Rong picked up the basket again and went home happily. He wants to tell father Kong that he ate those pears and dragged some innocent people into the water. In this way, he doesn't have to return the tribute pears to the officers and men, and he risks "cracking". Then their father and son quickly packed up their things and left, leaving Gong Li sad and heading for an unknown new life.

Volume III

Lesson 11 Kong Rong Jean Pear (after-class exercise)

homework

1. Why does Kong Rong play children's wuqinxi while cooking? ()

A. more appetizing

B: This will make more rational use of time.

C. it's written in the instruction manual of the rice cooker.

D Kong Rong gave the child a good lesson because he tried to steal rice from the pot.

E. wuqinxi: do you all know what I am?

2. Kong Rong will do the following things after getting up. Please arrange it for him. What is the most reasonable and time-saving order to do this? ()

A. eat

B. Fold the quilt

C. Repair toilets

D. Play Children's Wuqinxi

E. Fall down and sleep for another five minutes.

F. I forgot to light the fire when cooking

G. pound of garlic

H. Pull the thigh

First, use 20 times the firepower to cook quickly and burn the rice.

J. brush your teeth

K. When I wanted to get dressed, I found clothes folded in the quilt.

The length suffocates the alarm clock with a pillow.

M (short for meter) goes to the toilet.

Go to the supermarket to buy instant noodles

O. Start learning

Page (short for page) suddenly fell asleep again.

3. According to Pak Lei's record in Compendium of Materia Medica quoted in this paper, guess how to describe the red apple in Compendium of Materia Medica. ()

A. Red apples, sweet and mellow, have diarrhea after eating too much.

B.let's make friends, give five dollars, and you can take all this pile!

C. Red Apple, male, 35 years old, with middle income and a house. I want to find a Pak Lei as my wife. For details, please see personals in this week's Fruit Evening News.

D. why are red apples so red? Enriching blood is the key!

E. apples? Is this human food?

4. According to your experience of stealing vegetables, judge whether the following behaviors are appropriate: ()

1. Give a knowing laugh when approaching food.

When approaching food, don't run away without saying a word.

3. Before approaching the food, politely ask parents if they have anything convenient to throw.

Eat as soon as you get the food.

After you get the food, you should go to a place where no one is there to eat it secretly.

According to your knowledge of Kong Rong, connect the pear in Kong Rong's hand with the person he wants to give it to.

A. I ate a smart pear that got a hundred points in every exam. 1. The alarm clock in Kong Rong.

B. eating croton pears that will have diarrhea. 2. The beautiful sister in the neighbor's house

C. after eating, you will fall in love with each other at first sight. 3. Kong Rong's schoolbag

D. hollow radish pears that will become timid after eating 4. Old man in Kong Rong

E. A nightingale pear that sounds better after eating five pears. Kong Rong himself.

F. Slimming pears that can quickly lose weight after eating (actually croton pears) 6. Jian, a classmate who is keen on bullying Kong Rong.

6. Use your imagination and describe the scene when Kong Rong went back to see Kong's father. 150 ~ 152.

Lesson 12 Selling Charcoal Weng

Lesson 12 Selling Charcoal Weng (1)

Selling charcoal Weng, Nanshan chopping wood and burning charcoal, with dusty fireworks, gray temples and black fingers. Ten fingers black? Besides cataracts, where else is he white?

Long, long ago, there was an old man, with his cattle, chopping wood and burning charcoal in Nanshan.

Niu: "I can declare in advance that I just pull a scooter to transport charcoal, and I can't cut wood!" " "

Old man: "You are an artiodactyl, and you can't even hold chopsticks. How can I expect you to cut wood? " ? Pull your car well! "

The two men get up at dawn every day to cut wood until the sun goes down. They finally cut down a lot of firewood and took it to a charcoal kiln to burn, burning a lot of charcoal. After 7749 days, it was finally accomplished and ushered in a good day of selling charcoal through customs. On this day, the old man and the cow got up early, set up a cart, loaded with charcoal, and began to walk into the city. After walking for a while, the old man suddenly raised his hand, looked up at the sky and shouted, "It's snowing!" " "

The cow was startled: "blood?" What blood? Do you have a nosebleed? "

The old man burst into tears and continued to sigh with emotion: "Snow! It's finally snowing! Oh! Are you me, snowman, I'm stupid and stupid? "

The cow heard the old man sing like a gong and couldn't help saying, "Uncle, where is it snowing?" Is your cataract getting worse? "

The old man rubbed his eyes and was surprised. "Sure enough! I didn't expect cataracts to be so romantic. It seems that my skill is by going up one flight of stairs. Well, I must have been looking forward to the snow so much that I was hallucinating! "

"I think you only wear a T-shirt, a pair of beach pants and a pair of broken slippers. If it snows, you must be worse than Hao Han Bird. Why do you expect snow so much? "

"It's snowing, this charcoal sells well! As the saying goes, a gift in the snow reveals true feelings. If it snows, countless people will come to me to buy charcoal, wrap it in a gift box and send it to a friend's house to pay a New Year call! Let's buy some flowers and fruits then, so we won't make any money? "

"Yo drink? I didn't expect you to be honest with someone at ordinary times, and selling charcoal is quite emotional, huh? "

"That is! Let's do a little business, but we shouldn't spend more time on it. I'm not bragging to you. Three generations in my family are selling charcoal. I haven't lost money in small business today. Do you know why? "

"Just because you have a huachangzi for three generations."

"Wrong! It is because we have no money to sell charcoal, and there is no place to pay for it! "

"How dare you say it? Moreover, I will ask you for money! "

"You are an artiodactyl, you can't send text messages. Do you want money? Pull your car! "

"I depend! There is no cattle right to be a cow! "

"But I won't mistreat you. When we sell this car charcoal for a good price, I will take you to the production team for a blind date! "

"Really?"

"That's right! As long as it snows, sells charcoal and makes money, I will definitely take you there! Now it's waiting for snow, why don't you join me in singing affectionately to the sky: Oh, my snowman-"

"Will this work?" The cow looked up blankly and looked at the fiery red sun in the sky. "Now is the dog days, uncle. You have to snow unless you are more wronged than Dou E! "

The old man hesitated for a moment and said thoughtfully, "Oh? So it's summer? No wonder I feel so hot! "

"What do you say? Run to the mountain to burn charcoal in the dog days. Who am I going to sell it to? "

"Hey, why do you think of this question now?"

"Did you think of it earlier?"

"After hearing what you said, I also think it is necessary to think about it!"

So one person and one cow stopped in a hurry, sat on the side of the road and began to think. They thought and thought until morning, when they were sunburned and oily.

"I said ... uncle, should we move over and find a cool place? "

"That's right!" The old man lifted his T-shirt and wiped his face with greasy sweat. "If we continue to bask in this way, we will be cooked!" ! I didn't expect you to be seven years old and eighty-one cows, and you will smell like veal in the sun! "

"Please, don't mention steak in front of me such a sensitive topic, ok? I see your eyes are fierce, so I'd better find a place to eat steamed bread quickly, or I won't feel safe! "

So the old man and the cow stood up hard and walked to the tree not far away.

"Wow-no, I'm going to peel my head off the sun!"

"Told you, hair still has a role! Wow, uncle, you just thought about it there for a while. Have you come up with any ideas? "

"What can I do?"

"Who sold this car charcoal to?"

"oh? I was busy taking a nap just now. How could I think of anything? I thought you could think of something! "

"Please, I'm an artiodactyl, and I can't play golf, which makes me think? I'd better pull the cart! "

The old man was depressed for a while, and finally patted his thigh and said, "Let it go! That's it! Let's lose some money and sell it cheaper! "

"Can you sell it cheaper?"

"This is called off-season promotion. Can you sell down jackets in summer, but not charcoal? As far as I am concerned, someone will buy it at a discount! "

"This charcoal is not the same as down jacket. Just put the down jacket in the closet. Where can I put this charcoal? It's so hot, there is a lot of charcoal piled up at home, and it may burn itself soon! How tragic it would be to burn down a house and destroy people! Don't covet such a small bargain! "

"That makes sense! So the next time someone wants to buy charcoal, I will say, Sir and Madam, buy some charcoal. My charcoal is twice as good. It burns fast and slow. I can cook it myself at home. It will burn down your house and ruin your life. Do you think you are happy? Ah, bah! Now I mention, does anyone dare to buy it? Don't mess me up here! "

"Such a simple thing, I can think of this cloven-hoofed animal, but those ladies and gentlemen can't think of it? I don't think you can sell this charcoal, so you might as well switch to other businesses! "

"Other business? My family sells charcoal for three generations, what else can I do? "

"On such a hot day, you can't switch to selling popsicles? If you can't sell it, I will help you eat it! "

"Popsicle? Are popsicles that good to sell? Before the refrigerator was invented, if you want to make popsicles, you have to make a lot of ice cubes in winter and find a cool cave to store them. At this time, there will be 1000 kg of ice at most, and you can take it out to make popsicles. We have been chopping wood and burning charcoal in the mountains in winter. Where can I get ice now? "

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Lesson 12 Weng selling charcoal (2)

The cow was speechless and depressed. Suddenly she snapped her fingers and said excitedly, "Good! It's summer in the northern hemisphere and winter in the southern hemisphere! Let's ship this car charcoal to the southern hemisphere for sale. From there, we can bring a car full of ice cubes back. Isn't that a popsicle? "

The old man was startled by it and quickly asked, "What? You, an artiodactyl, can snap your fingers? Take another look? "

Cattle "pa" is a ring, "? Shall we leave for the southern hemisphere now? "

The old man pinched his fingers, calculated, pondered for a moment and said, "I don't think ... I'm afraid I can't come back before the end of summer!" " "

"Can't you? Will it take so long on the road? "

"I'm talking about the summer after eighteen years."

The cow was speechless again and thought, "This old man is quite sober. He tried to trick him into going to the south so that he could stop by the production team, but he failed. " When one plan fails, another plan is born. The cow snapped her fingers again and said, "I see! Although there is no snow on the ground at the moment, those mountains are still ice and snow! Let's find a high mountain ... "

"You're not a yak, what mountain to climb? When the time comes, when your foot slips, even the cow and the car will be reimbursed together, won't I lose everything? You are an artiodactyl, so you can't put on non-slip boots. Do you still want to climb the snow-capped mountains? "

The cow fell to the ground with a scream, and its hoof slapped the ground, crying "I want to climb!" " I have to climb up! "After a while, he stabilized his mood, got up and continued to pull the cart, as if nothing had happened. The old man looked in his eyes and secretly admired: "The psychological quality of our cattle is to pass the customs. When we say it, we cry and stop. It's clean and tidy. You must recommend it to play Qiong Yao when you have the opportunity! "

The man took the post bus and walked for a long time, and finally went down the mountain and came to the city. They walked along the street and shouted, "sell charcoal!" " Sell delicious and fun charcoal! Okay, the charcoal just came out. Still warm! If you want to eat, hurry up. It's not brittle when it's cold! "Residents on the roadside shook their cattail leaf fans, ate watermelons and watched in surprise as the old man and the cow passed by in the street.

A middle-aged man patted his son on the head and said, "Look, this is the legendary performance art! Through the absurd behavior of selling charcoal in summer, the old uncle expressed his dissatisfaction with social reality and his desire for a happy life ... "

The son listened to his father's babbling for a long time, shook his head and said, "I think he looks funny!" " "

The old man and the cow walked until the sun went down, but they could not sell half a piece of charcoal. The old man wiped the sweat from his forehead and scolded, "It's really a little back! Don't say yes, even if someone ran over to grab two pieces of charcoal, it was still open! "

The cow complained, "Uncle, you haven't felt anything yet. I'm waiting for the buyer to help me lighten the burden! At least you don't have to pull this car! "

Just then, I heard the sound of hooves, and two extras in strange clothes appeared in front of the old man and the cow. The old man looked them up and down, stepped forward and said, "You must be avant-garde people dressed like this! To tell the truth, the old man is also an artist. This car full of charcoal is my latest work, called "Black Heart and Beauty in the Hot Sun". There are also 1000 Jin in total. Seeing that you two hit it off, buy half and give half, and sell them at the cost price. How come? "

The cow secretly cheered, thinking that the old man was scheming at a critical moment. He is really a good hand in marketing! Unexpectedly, two young pioneers wouldn't let him go. One of them, wearing a yellow vest, took a long white silk from his arms and hung it around the old man's neck. The old man was very happy, thinking that these two young people really respect the elderly and give me Hada as soon as they meet! Look at another man in a white jacket. He also took a red yarn out of his pocket and tied it on the cow's head. Niu is so happy. I think these two young people are really worried about what Niu thinks. Knowing that I was looking for a wife, I went straight to the wedding reception. Yeah! The old man and the cow smiled at each other with infinite joy. Then, the two young men turned their heads and led the old man and the cow forward.

White jacket: "Brother, let's just buy this car. Why do we have to take this old man? "

Huang Majia: "Do you know why we bought charcoal for this car? Have a barbecue! What is baked at this barbecue party? Now slaughter the steak! Who will roast this steak? An old man with bare legs! You say, can you not want them? "

White coat: "Big brother is considerate, and my brother is far behind!" Admire, really admire! "

Huang Majia: "Learn!"

Poor old man and cow. I didn't hear the whispers of two young pioneers. With a happy smile on his face, he unconsciously went to the barbecue party. It's really gratifying. Congratulations! ?

Volume III

Lesson 12 Selling Charcoal Weng (after-class exercises)

homework

1. As an artiodactyl, what can't I do? ()

A. play the game of "guessing the finger of the right hand"

B. rock climbing

C. palm reading

D. playing GBA

E. Draw the number "three" by hand. Turn a pen

2. How to store charcoal safely and reliably? ()

A. Go to the bank and open a safe and put it in.

B. soak it in 60-degree white wine and take out another piece when you want to use it.