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Funny weight-loss sentences make people laugh.
1, I don't think I need to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months.

2, no matter how fat, your boyfriend will not want you.

If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller.

4. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is "heartache at the thought of losing weight."

5. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

6. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will still accompany you.

7. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

8. My mother's cooking has repeatedly frustrated my determination to lose weight.

9. The saddest thing is that your figure is thin and your face is full. There is wood.

10, "Time has smoothed my edges and corners", "I still refuse to admit that I am fat".

1 1. Once upon a time, there was a fat man. I heard that yoga can lose weight, and God is worth it. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

12, a big stone at work can come to an end for the time being. I started eating and drinking last year or the summer before last, and my willpower has not changed for a hundred years.

13, I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.