Teenager: Hello, are you the lamp god?
Genie: Yes, I am.
Teenager: You can help me realize my wish, right?
Genie: That's right.
Teenager: Great. Then I will make a wish now.
Lamp God: Go ahead.
Teenager: I want1000000.
Genie: No problem.
The genie smiled and prepared to raise his hand to realize the boy's wish.
Teenager: Hey, wait, wait! I have not finished my words yet.
Lamp God: Don't you want 1 million?
Teenager: Yes, but I have to make it clear in advance that "one million" means "one million RMB", not Zimbabwe currency.
Genie: Hmm.
Teenager: Not RMB with a face value of 1 million, but RMB with a face value of 10,000 yuan and 100 yuan.
Genie: OK.
Teenager: If the money here can circulate in China now.
Genie: Hmm.
Teenager: it can't be counterfeit money, game money, ghost money, and the money that has been robbed in the public security bureau.
Genie: OK. ...
Teenager: Also, this one million RMB should have the purchasing power of one million RMB.
Elf: Huh?
Teenager: Don't let inflation suddenly lead to RMB depreciation.
Genie: OK.
Teenager: You can't suddenly have wars and disasters, which will make money useless.
Genie: OK. ...
Teenager: you can't be in a hurry. You have to spend all this money at once, or even get into debt.
Genie: All right.
Teenager: That is to say, I want to have the legal right to exercise this money, and I can spend what I want to buy in the world within my will. The time limit for the lawful exercise of rights shall be-
Lamp God:-In one's lifetime?
Teenager: No, no, what if I take the money and die?
Lamp God:-Ten thousand years?
Teenager: Alas, what should I do if I have the technology of immortality in the future?
Genie: Then what do you want?
Teenager: The deadline is the destruction of the universe.
Elf: All right. ...
Teenager: Well, I don't mean the destruction of this parallel universe, I mean when all universes are destroyed.
Genie: OK. ...
Teenager: In addition, "one million" refers to the decimal 1000000, which is one million.
Genie: Hmm.
Juvenile: The unit is "Yuan".
Genie: You emphasized. ...
Teenager: "Give it to me" means "At 5: 30 this afternoon Beijing time, cash appeared in my bedroom bed".
Genie: OK.
Teenager: Only money appears. Appear out of thin air. Don't bring robbers or police or anything.
Genie: OK. ...
Teenager: I can't do any harm in order to get the money.
Genie: Hmm.
Juvenile: Tangible or intangible injuries are unacceptable.
Genie: I see.
Teenager: That is to say, I can't have an accident and I can't get compensation.
Genie: Hmm.
Teenager: I can't let anything happen to my family, it will hurt me mentally.
Genie: OK. ....
Teenager: you can't be unlucky because of this.
Genie of Lights: Well ... getting the money can't guarantee your smooth sailing.
Teenager: Of course ... I mean you can't interfere with my fate in any way.
Genie: Hmm.
Teenager: That is to say, after I get this money, I won't pay any price.
Genie: OK. ...
Teenager: Of course, I can pay for losing the taste of plain life.
Lamp god: ...
Teenager: That is to say, if your story is written in a book, it can't have any educational significance.
Genie: Huh?
Teenager: We don't exist to educate children to get something for nothing.
Genie: Oh, great.
Teenager: The world is not fair at all. Winners take all, don't they?
Genie: Yes, yes, you are right.
Teenager: Yes. Let me summarize it again. I hope that you will "put RMB 10000 100 in cash in my bedroom bed at 5: 30 this afternoon, Beijing time, and ensure its purchasing power, so that I can legally and normally consume, and I will not pay any price in the past, present and future, and will not suffer any tangible or intangible damage".
Genie: OK, OK. ...
Teenager: One more thing.
Lamp God: You say.
Teenager: This wish should be based on my understanding, and I can't choose words.
Genie: OK.
Teenager: Well, the language in China is too fragile. I should repeat it several times in other languages.
Lamp God: Don't say goodbye, little ancestor. Can't I do as you say? ...
Teenager: but you are too powerful for me to restrain you ... why don't we sign a contract and make all the terms clear, and then you sign and seal it, and there will be no problem.
Genie: What did you say?
Teenager: I say we sign a contract.
Genie: No, no, the last sentence.
Teenager: I have loopholes in speaking Chinese.
Genie: No, one more sentence.
Teenager: I said you can't choose words.
The genie of the lamp: the first sentence.
Teenager: I said, "Hello, are you the lamp god?"
Genie: I'm not. Goodbye.
Teenager: ...