Emotion is a scam, and I am an undercover at best-a very classic quotation in 2020.

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can't help man show.

Sudan red has a ten-year incubation period, and this wedding cake disappeared as soon as it was eaten in Lima.

Dude's psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

There is a petty bourgeoisie mind, an angry upper body, a punk lower body and a Gothic mind. -These are four new people in the new era.

There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

The weather is cold, please put on your clothes in time, keep warm and think about lust.

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

It's strange for women. They know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.

The ancients said: think twice before you act; Modern people pay attention to: 34 and then D.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

Feelings are a scam, and I'm an undercover at best.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

The bombarded head is also combed by lightning.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

Life cannot be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

You don't have to be smart, you don't have to be mean, you don't have to do everything, you don't have to arrange everything, you have to leave room for everything, give others some space, and you can also let yourself catch your breath.

Happiness is a strange thing, and it will never decrease because you give it to others. Sometimes the more you give to others, the more you get.

Three friends who are cold in the New Year-hot pot, cabbage and hot bed.

I found that as long as I save money, I spend less money.

The Buddha said that human life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ.

People's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, comes and goes.

Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!

In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be 13 are just the best among them.

I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim.

The ancients said that an inch long and an inch strong, an inch small and an inch clever-sometimes I am strong and sometimes I am clever.

There are so many friends and countless heroes in the country. I am a clever old man. I want to do it, but I can't. I expect a 34-degree hug. This requirement is obviously too high.

Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

I really want to play Hennessy XO in the street with a pair of shoes and a thermos bottle every day.

Poor people play cars, rich people play watches, and cows 13 work overtime to knock on the computer.

When I look up at the sky alone, I don't want to find anything. I am just lonely.

When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

Medicine tonic is not as good as food tonic, and food tonic is not as good as complementary yin and yang.

Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls who like to mix cats, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

Emotional fraud. I'm an undercover at best.

Lead: Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end. Don't worry, the best in the future will wait for you.

1, because loneliness is the normal state of life, so companionship is particularly precious.

2. I learned later that many things are useless, just like holding a cup of hot water. Although thirsty, I will put it down when I feel hot.

3, be an interesting person, don't embarrass others, don't embarrass yourself.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't and some people can't.

5. Some things can be changed without hard work, just like the design of RMB in 50 yuan is beautiful, and no one likes 100 yuan.

6. There are no real jokes in the world. All jokes have serious elements, but those who don't want to understand will never understand them.

7. If you care about something deeply enough, others will think it is a robbery when they touch it.

8. If you are disappointed enough, your heart will naturally get cold, but you will never look back.

9. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares if you have to toss and turn for several autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.

10, please forgive me if I give up on you in the end, because all my enthusiasm has been exhausted and disappeared by you.

1 1. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

12, in fact, there is no cold person at all, but it is not you who are warm.

13, feelings are not the first, and those who are not loved are all third parties.

L4。 Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end. Don't worry, the best in the future will wait for you.

15, there is nothing to complain about, and I am paying for my choice every second.

16, the scratch award is enough to scratch a word of thanks. The same is true in love. Before you let go, there is no need to scratch the sentence "Thank you for your patronage".

17, nobody can wait for you all the time. Those who are disappointed enough will naturally let go. Love is accumulated, so is not love.

18, people don't have to be beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply. People don't have to be too rich, just live a warm life.

19, people are always willing to trust the weak, and those who pretend to be strong will always be hurt.

20. In fact, many things have predicted the ending from the beginning, and all the tossing in the future is just to delay the time of being dismissed.

2 1, time passed day by day, as if nothing had changed, but when I turned around, everyone changed. Some walk from the front to the horizon, and some walk into the heart from companionship. People who are clearly in their hearts become strangers as soon as they turn around; Love that you obviously don't care about sometimes makes you instantly moved.

22. Hard cities have no soft love, life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

23. It's better now, not to mention a long time to go. Time is hard to stay, only gone forever.

24. No one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, and whether the fall hurts. They will only look at your final position and then envy or despise you.

25. In the years when you need to struggle, you should love someone who can bring you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted.

No one can leave me, because I think when you don't love me, I will go first.

27. Love is not finding a pair of hands that suit you, but finding a pair of hands that are willing to hold your hand no matter how unsuitable.

28. Maybe what I have been thinking about is not the old days, but the love I never mentioned in the old days.

29, you use silence to avoid me, then I will help you with no contact.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

3 1, there is no one in this world who can't live without it, only immovable legs and weak hearts.

32. You may not understand your importance to me. Even if the crowd is crowded, I can see you at a glance.

Don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

I thought he was cold until I saw that he cared about another person. You suddenly understand that some things really can't be achieved without hard work. If you don't love them, you can't love them after all.

35. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

36. I am at best an undercover in this scam of feelings.

37. I don't think it's suitable for me to quarrel with narrow-minded people, because I'm afraid my sharp words will make them angry.

38. My goal is to lose weight, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world.

Don't think I am stupid just because I trust you. In fact, I see many things in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

40. Find a person who is as warm as the sun, and bask away all the unimportant sadness for you.

Editor's note: As time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but looking back, everyone has changed. Some walk from the front to the horizon, and some walk into the heart from companionship. People who are clearly in their hearts become strangers as soon as they turn around; Love that you obviously don't care about sometimes makes you instantly moved.

Classic Quotations: In this emotional scam, I'm just an undercover at best.