Early in the morning, Hua was pulled up and dressed, with white powder and red rouge on her face. Put on new clothes, put beads in her hair, a gold necklace around her neck and an emerald bracelet on her wrist. Hua feels like a landlord, but as a landlord, he can't even eat a steamed bun for breakfast at ordinary times. Afraid of her playing truant, Shengxiao Mo hired a sedan chair, and several strong men kept sending her to the entrance of the academy.

Hua wanted to cry, but he got out of the sedan chair and was dying.

People around you couldn't help laughing in private when they saw her. They want to know which rich lady she is. She is too fat to walk fast.

Hua looked up and saw four new characters in gold on a black background-Changliu Academy.

All right, read it. At least she went to school for a few days before, and her father taught her a few words. Although she didn't learn well, she didn't hate it.

There are students aged six to thirty around, but most of them are about her age. I heard that this academy used to be called Bodhi Academy, which was presided over by an old scholar named Qin. Later, fewer and fewer students closed down. Not long ago, it received a huge capital injection, hired many powerful teachers and celebrities to teach, and many dignitaries cut the ribbon. The publicity is enormous. This school year, many wealthy businessmen in Hangzhou sent their children here, and Hua is one of them.

She doesn't know why her father attaches so much importance to studying in the academy. She probably doesn't like her and wants her to meet a good family and get married in the academy. Most people who send their children here to study hold this idea.

About one hundred freshmen gathered in the square to call the roll, and Mei Zhulanju was divided into four classes by drawing lots.

Although the academy was renamed, the dean was still Qin Xiucai. He is a little old, and compared with a bunch of teachers sitting next to him inviting or inviting himself, he looks very imposing.

He first gave a speech to welcome the new students and looked forward to the bright future of the college, and then began to introduce the teachers. Except for the Four Books and Five Classics, all classes taught by other teachers can be selected.

"This is Yan Yan from Beijing. I'll tell you about Yi Xue later. This is sunny and sunny in the east, for you ... "

"Calligraphy." Oriental Rain Sunny answered, with a gentle smile, and the audience was sound-absorbing.

Hua was dizzy with hunger and even had no strength to look up. The morning sunshine is not poisonous, but it also makes her sweat frequently.

Next, the teachers introduced themselves briefly.

"My name is Fire, and I am responsible for teaching you how to cook." A voice of surprise came from below.

"My name is Lei Yin, and I will teach you medicine and acupuncture in the future. This is a surprise.

"Liu Qing, the class I teach is brewing and drinking."

This time, even Dean Qin couldn't help frowning and whispered, "Is this drinking to be taught?"

"This is natural, and the wine table is an important place to communicate with people."

"That's ..." Dean Qin caressed his beard.

"My name is Luo Yi. Welcome to join my small animal breeding association."

"I am from the east of Luohe, specializing in exorcism and ghost hunting!" His voice is like thunder, and the students below are stupid. This college is really different. How can it teach everything? "

"Mo Bing, teach painting." Let's breathe a sigh of relief and finally have a normal one.

At this time, a red-haired woman on the stage seemed to be an outsider and said, "You can call me Beihai directly. I haven't thought of teaching you anything yet, so let's start swimming lessons. " Everyone was dumbfounded that there were female teachers, and there was more than one. Hardly had she finished when another woman spoke.

"My name is Sha Qianmo. You can ask me about embroidery, cutting, makeup and maintenance, and clothing matching, as long as it is related to beauty."

Beihai is already gorgeous in appearance, but compared with this woman, it's far from it. The people below are boiling, and even the boys are determined to take his class.

Sha Qianmo has searched the crowd several times, but he can't find his beloved little guy.

He wanted to take part in gambling, but refused to show his usual face. In his view, ordinary is ugly, and no feature is ugly! I bargained with Oriental Yuqing for a long time and finally reached an agreement. I can appear better than ordinary people, but I must be a woman for the first three months.

Sha Qianmo's mind has always been simple, thinking that Tiny thought he was his sister before anyway, and he didn't hold out much hope for gambling, just to play and ruin the sunny days in the East. You think, even if he loses to Bai, he will be convinced. If he loses to a poor scholar, how can he get along? Therefore, even if he appears in women's clothes, he will be the most beautiful in Sha Qianmo!

Then more people introduced themselves, which really taught everything. Martial arts, boxing, hidden weapons, growing vegetables, carving ... Not to mention the students below, even Dean Qin kept sweating. What kind of people did he invite?

Hua is hungry and tired. When she went out, Shengxiao Mo managed to stuff her with a so-called "slimming suit". The belt almost killed her. She only felt dizzy, and the girl next to her hugged her kindly.

"Are you all right?"

Hua waved his hand, unable to speak, and his face turned pork liver, when he heard a cold voice from above.

"My name is Bai, and I will teach you what patience is."

It's like a clear stream pouring into my heart, bringing a little coolness, but after listening to the above introduction, she already knows that she will not have a good life in the future. I thought I came to the academy to learn calligraphy and painting and read the four books and five classics, but I didn't expect such a toss.

There are more than 30 teachers on it. After almost everyone knew each other, they began to call the roll and draw lots to divide classes.

At this time, the people on the stage pricked up their ears, because no one found out where Hua was, except, of course, the Oriental Rain and Sunny, which shook its fans.

"Nanxiang."

The students named "Now" came forward, drew lots and gave them to Roy.

"Ban Mei." Hearing his class number, he went to the class team.

"Late fire, bamboo."

"filariasis, bamboo."

"Like Frost Lamban."

……

According to the plan, most of you ruo, huo, Wu, Tian wa and other disciples who stayed or sent people went to live in classes and spend time. Unlike being a teacher, most of them have erased their memories.

Finally, I heard the familiar name: "Hua"

The people on the stage can't help but hold their breath, and the game that has been waiting for fifteen years is finally about to start.

Called twice, the audience did not respond, continue to call.

China trembling half awake, this just react to draw lots. She struggled to move her thick legs, came out of the queue, walked to the front of eleven, and half looked at her with her mouth open, all silly.

"Little guy!" Sha Qianmo's fan also fell to the ground and stood up from his seat. I narrowed my eyes and looked around. Although I am a little deformed, who is that little face?

A stumble almost fainted, MoBingXian hurriedly hold him, eyes unbelievable.

There was a strange silence, and the flower looked at it unconsciously, bamboo.

Breathe a sigh of relief. It's almost over. She is really hungry. Staggered to the team, completely unaware that all eyes on the stage were looking at her in pain.

The sun seems to be hiding in the clouds, and a cool breeze blows, and his nose itches, and Hua grows up with a big mouth.

"A-choo!"

At the same time, there was a sound of breaking and tearing. She froze, her back seemed cold, long and with a big hole. The slimming skirt was gloriously sacrificed and the meat rushed out.

Suddenly, the whole body relaxed, and Hua took a deep breath, but his body had fallen and fainted.

The audience was silent for three seconds before they reacted. Eleven and Mo Bingxian rushed over for the first time.

But I saw Sha Qianmo roll up his sleeves and scold: "Damn Shengxiao Mo, I'll fight with you!"

Hua woke up to find it was dark and she was lying at home.

"dad! I'm hungry! " She opened her mouth and shouted the first sentence.

"Wait."

Soon, Shengxiao Mo came in with a bowl of porridge from the outside. Hua was surprised to find a few grains of rice and two leaves in it, so she drank them all.

"dad! I'm still hungry! "

"Hungry, hungry, hungry every day! I told you to study hard. On the first day of school, you gave me such a big embarrassment in front of the whole college! " Shengxiao Mo couldn't help poking her on the forehead.

Hua looked sad, grabbed his sleeve and wiped his mouth. When he looked up, he found something was wrong.

"Dad, what happened to your face?" What a big panda eye!

Shengxiao Mo covered her chest angrily and said, "Crash!"

I'm embarrassed to ask, it's not her fault. Sha Qianmo carried her back and the door was punched.

Oh, by the way, I can't hold it anymore. It's not the weight, but the volume can't be saved. I can only carry it back like a sandbag. Sha Qianmo turned blue with anger.

But can you blame him? Eating is also a sin, and not eating is also a sin.

I didn't expect him to be a Confucian, even if he was a nanny, he would still fall into a field with no strength to fight back, alas, alas. ...

The next day, Hua went to the academy, saying that he didn't go out until he finished eating a steamed bun.

In the classroom, I watched the girls sitting next to me eating sesame cakes and hesitating.

"Do you want it?" It was the girl who helped her yesterday who was handsome and lovely.

Hua unceremoniously took the baked wheat cake and began to eat it.

"My name is if. You fainted yesterday. Are you all right now? "

"Nothing." Hua shook his head. "I just didn't eat enough. My dad wants me to lose weight. "

The petite girl sitting in front in green also turned her head: "I have some peach blossom crisp left." Do you want to eat? "

Hua thanked him repeatedly and almost didn't cry. It turns out that the academy is quite good, and she is worried that she will be bullied.

"My name is sweet baby. What's your name? "

"Hua"

"You don't want to lose weight?"

"Yes, but I want to eat more."

"After that, I will leave you some delicious food."

"I'll bring it for you, too." If you say smile, you reach out and poke Hua's face. You are addicted to playing and poke a hole.

China nodded gratefully.

A few days later, Hua became familiar with the people around her. It turns out that making friends is not as difficult as she thought. Several people laughed at her because she was fat, but she found that Hua was not angry with her, so she felt bored. Everyone's energy is basically on the teacher.

Courses are basically optional. Hua chose the fiery cooking class and Mo Bingxian's painting class, and then she was reported by Tianwa as sunny and sunny in the east, and then by Youruo as white. Finally, Sha Qianmo came to you and forced her to choose her own courses, which puzzled her.

Originally, many people took part in the gambling with great interest, hoping to take this opportunity to intervene between Bai and her to show how attractive they are and surpass all the immortals. After witnessing Hua's appearance, they abstained by half in one day. Stop pursuing and stand by.

Among the remaining people, Bai, Oriental Rain and Sunny, Mo Bingxian are most likely to win. However, nothing happened except walking around the flowers every day, taking her to the temple fair, flying kites and eating in restaurants.

Because it was agreed that it would take at least three months to tell Hua that he was a man, he lost the opportunity, so he tried his best to be nice to her and wanted to win with long-term feelings.

Hua also found himself suddenly surrounded by many people, which was quite uncomfortable. But I don't care much about anything but eating. Occasionally receiving flowers, gifts or love letters from others, she also thinks it is a prank. Food will stay and the rest will be thrown away.

So they found the trick. Whoever got the delicious food, Hua obediently followed him and lured him with delicious food every day. China feels a little strange. Why do so many teachers and classmates always invite her to dinner?

On this day, Hua, Sweet Baby and I went home after eating and drinking together.

In order to avoid suspicion, ordinary people often invite the three of them together.

However, if you observe, others desperately help China and food, while eleven desperately help sweet babies and food.

"Qian Gu, the teachers in the academy seem to like you very much."

Hua nodded. "Maybe my dad knows them, or let them take care of me through the back door." Hua thinks this is the only reasonable explanation.

"By the way, where is your father? Why didn't you see him today? " If you wriggle, every time she comes, her heart will pound when she sees Shengxiao Mo's lazy appearance.

"Oh, maybe he's out playing cricket. He'll be back soon."

"Thousand bones, where is your mother?"

Hua scratched his head: "I don't know. I asked my dad, but he didn't bother to tell me in detail, so he said he ran away with someone. "

You ruo suddenly looked at her piteously: "It must be very difficult for your father to raise you alone. I think he is still very young. Why not find another one? "

"He's fooling around all day. If he finds another one, he'll have to run away with someone again! " Hua's mouth full of melon seeds still keeps eating.

If you scream in your heart, you won't. If it was her, you wouldn't run.

Sweet baby asked, "Qian Gu, do you have a lover? My family sent me to the police academy because I wanted to find a good family. " Sweet baby's house, of course, is also a walk-on fairy. Except Huahe, everyone else has been below the dividing line for less than a year.

"The only thrill?"

"Yes, the bonfire party and dancing green roses in our class that night are not very good? I heard that my family is also very satisfied. It is estimated that I will get married after reading the book. "

China cocked his head and thought about it. She was impressed by three people. One is sunny and rainy in the east, always squinting and smiling at her. When she held her hand and taught her to write, her heart beat so fast. One is ink ice, with superb painting skills. People look like a pair of ink paintings wherever they go. Flowers can often feel his line of sight, distant and slightly sad, which makes her have a melting illusion. The other is the filariasis in the class. Everyone else brought her food, but only he remembered to bring her drinks. Every time she eats too much and chokes, he is a lifesaver. Besides, he is excellent and has good grades. No matter what he studies, he does the best, which makes stupid people admire him.

"Speaking of the right person, I have been very worried." Hua frowned.

"What are you worried about?"

"I am worried that I will marry an idiot in the future."

"Ah?" Sweet baby and youruo both laughed.

"It's true. I have had a strange birthmark on my arm since I was born. It's a line! "

Hua rolled up his sleeves and showed them.

I really wrote four words on my arm.

-I, love, white, stupid.

You Ruo and Sweet Baby were suddenly speechless: "Didn't you write this yourself?"

"Of course not, no matter what way can't wash off. Every time I ask my dad what's going on, he smiles and slaps the table and praises who is talented. I can't understand what he is saying. "

"This is really a bit strange!"

"Yes, and it's amazing. Will I really look like an idiot in the future? "

Sweet baby smiled: "As long as you like it, it doesn't matter if you are an idiot!" "

"Say too, sweet baby, do you have the right person?