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Wonderful sentences about fat people, humorous sentences about fat people
1, why others are thin and delicate, but we are almost fat.

2, the figure reported by others is three measurements, you only need to report a diameter.

Your weight proves the wealth of your family.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

5, the way out for fat people: either get better or get better mentality.

6, the fat man is very "big belly."

7. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

8. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

9. Yo, where did you buy this dress? It suits you very well.

10, life is alive, regardless of weight.

1 1, I prayed to God to bless my prosperity, but God made me fat.

12, you don't have to try on this dress, there is no size suitable for you!

13, the saddest thing is not that you can't afford it, but that you can't put it on!

14, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

15, food is your comfort and your enemy, and your relationship with it has become complicated, not as simple as before.

16, don't try to chase me, the calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

17, you came and occupied the world in my eyes.

18, you will be really depressed when you find that you can't wear the clothes you used to wear.

19, I can't marry you, because what I carry is different from ordinary people!

20, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

2 1. When I was fat, no one abandoned me. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

22. It's not that I'm fat, but that I'm not obviously thin.

23. You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

24. Many people in the world want to eat, but they can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

25. A woman who can't control her figure will never succeed in this life.

26. With you, my heart can no longer hold others.

Don't go out in summer, lest you spontaneously ignite.

28. As the goddess of Xiaopang, I know I have a lot of meat, but I don't care if they look up to me.

29, slimming, why can't you stick to it?

30, thin in trouble, fat in happiness.

3 1, the money in the pocket is fickle and ungrateful, and the fat on the body never leaves.

32. You are afraid to catch up with people you haven't seen for a while, because you think they will only see your tonnage.

33. I am fat and proud. I sleep on a big kang every day.

34, you have money, you have a card, but you don't have your size?

35. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares!

36. My ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.

What you used to do easily will become more difficult now.

38. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

39, even nutrition can't live, is the scum of mankind.

40. Don't move, the oil will come out.