Please find the word "way out" from the following words.

"Fat fat fat fat.

Fat fat fat fat fat fat.

Pangpang Pangpang Pangpang.

Pangpang Pangpang Pangpang.

Pangpang Pangpang Pangpang.

Fat, fat, fat "

Stop looking. Fat people have no way out.

2. A sentence that hurts the fat man the most

What do you think is the most hurtful sentence to fat people? How many months?

Can you cross your legs? Someone gave you socks. . .

3. Fat people

If a fat man practices yoga every day, after three months,

He will become a soft fat man;

If a fat man exercises every day,

He will become a healthy fat man;

If a fat man is on a diet every day,

He will become a weak fat man;

If a fat man goes on a hunger strike,

Then he will be a ... . Fat man ~

4. Get fat after excessive exercise.

Q: "What are the two reactions of fat people after excessive exercise?" A: "Unsaturated fatty acids"

It is a happy thing to sit at the same table with a fat man.

Every time I walk into the classroom and see the uneven tables, I will feel deeply.

In fact, it is a happy thing to sit at the same table with fat people.

6. Fat people's complaints

Fat man: I am most afraid of being fat. When I weighed more than 500 kilograms, I took a taxi and got a flat tire. When I took the train for more than 400 kilograms, I couldn't squeeze into the toilet to pee my pants. At the age of more than 300 kilograms, I met the 108 date, but people still refused me on the grounds that I was too fat.

I went through many hardships on the way to lose weight, just like learning from the west. My biggest fear is that I am fatter today than yesterday.

7, fat heart, how do you understand?

No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or thin, the fat man will think that the thin man is showing off.

8. Fat people meet fat people

When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?

9. Fat people do sit-ups

Yesterday at the gym, a fat man had a hard time doing sit-ups and begged me to help him push them.

Push me 1 yuan at a time, and I refused; 15 yuan pushed it 10 times, and I didn't agree.

Finally, the fat man gave me 30 yuan, and I made him 20 sit-ups. He stood by and shouted come on.

We have an appointment. We will continue later. ...

10, two fat people

One day, a fat man and a fat woman went swimming.

The fat woman said, "Don't jump. If you jump, the whole pool will overflow. "

The fat man said, "Don't jump either. If you can't jump, you will get stuck there. "

1 1, the fat man's voice is too scary.

Seeing a fat man sleeping on the grass not far away, mother mosquito asked the little mosquito to try to suck his blood. This is the first time that a mosquito has tried to suck human blood. As a result, the little mosquito came back hungry.

When his mother asked him why, he replied, "The sound made by that fat man is too scary."

Mother asked, "What's that noise?"

The little mosquito replied, "Before I flew in front of him, I heard someone say," Use nunchakus, hum, hum, hehe ... "

12, fat and thin people fight back against the middleman

There are three people sitting together in the dining hall, one is fat, the other is thin and the other is of medium height.

At noon, we eat pickles and braised pork in the canteen. The man gives the fat man a piece of meat and the thin man two pieces of meat.

The man of medium height teased and said, Hey, look, if I give you a piece of meat, you can grow two pieces of meat. Give him two pieces of meat, and he will only grow one piece. How unfair!

The fat man and the thin man knew that he was laughing at them, so they retorted, You are not a good guy either. Eating meat only grows skin. No wonder you are so thick-skinned!

13, don't laugh at the fat man, the fat man is a good boy.

1. Being laughed at since childhood, and being mentally sound when growing up proves that fat people have a stronger heart than ordinary people.

Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

Fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart to cherish others.

14, suggestions on dressing for fat people

Give fat people some advice on dressing in cold weather: don't wear red down jacket, it looks like tomatoes. Don't wear green either. It looks like a watermelon. Don't wear yellow, dress like grapefruit. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a big steamed stuffed bun

15, two fat people

There are two fat men, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and call each other fat men.

One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat woman said to the fat man, don't go If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.

The fat man answered unhurriedly: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump.

16, two fat people lose each other.

There are two fat papers in the office, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and call each other fat.

One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat girl said to the fat man, don't go. If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.

Male fat paper unhurriedly replied: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump. Laugh and spray collectively!

17, the fat man's prayer

The final exam is coming, and the students are taking the time to review.

There is a fat man in the class who doesn't study hard at ordinary times and doesn't even pray when reviewing.

The fat man said to himself, "The sky is above, the loess is below, and the grass people are willing to exchange ten pounds of meat for passing the final exam."

18, the benefits of being fat

The fat man and the thin man stood together waiting for the bus, and there was a beautiful woman waiting for the bus next to them. In order to attract the attention of beautiful women, the thin man spoke.

The thin man said, "Fat bastard, do you eat meat?" . The beauty really took a look at the thin man after listening.

The fat man said, "No, I haven't eaten meat for a long time."

The thin man said, "Hey, if you eat less, you won't get so fat."

The fat man said, "We fat people also have the advantage of being fat."

The thin man said, "What are the benefits? Why haven't I heard of it? "

The fat man said, "Fortunately, I am a fat man. You can pinch your stomach when you are bored. "

19, fat people learn words

There is a family with a son named Xiao Pang. He's stupid.

One day, his parents asked him to learn Chinese. When he came to a house, he saw a man shouting on the roof that the house was going to collapse.

He went to another place and heard a man calling. Where did those pigs and sows go?

He went to another place to listen to an old man telling his children that if you hit his grandfather, you wouldn't give you candy.

When he got home, he climbed onto the roof and shouted that the house was going to collapse. His parents immediately ran out. He also let the boar and sow get away. His father was very angry and slapped him. He said, you beat grandpa and won't give you candy!

20, bald fat man

Jack was looking through the photo album at home when he saw a beautiful young man with his mother. He asked curiously, mom, who is this gentleman standing next to you?

That's your father, silly boy. Mom replied.

Jack studied the photo carefully for a while, and then asked in a low voice, Mom, why does that fat bald man live with us now?

2 1, the fat man with a cigar.

A man took the train, but as soon as the train stopped, he wanted to go to the toilet again. The train stopped in the toilet, and he couldn't hold it any longer, so he had to find a secluded window to stick his ass out.

The train is about to leave, and he hasn't finished solving it yet. At this time, the patrol saw him. But it's too far away to see clearly, so he shouted, that fat man with a cigar, you should shrink your head back quickly, do you hear?

22. Fatness

Both husband and wife are obese, and every time they go to bed, they have to hinder their stomachs and cannot be free. Yiwa Ziyun: I'll tell you a trick. It's nice to stick it in the back of your ass.

The couple are counting on him, really soon. The next day, I saw a beggar ask, where did you learn the method you taught me yesterday? Answer: I am not learning from others. Ordinary dogs and bitches will do this.

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