Funny than funny copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. I heard that riding a horse can lose weight, so I insisted on riding it every day. Sure enough, the horse lost 30 pounds a month later. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it sucked fat instead of blood! 3. I feel that I have amnesia, which is manifested in forgetting the fact that I have no money once I start shopping. You should think it over before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks. People who don't like you, take a bath all night, eat all day, wake up at three o'clock in the afternoon and have a good night at eight o'clock. After the long summer, people don't need to buy bags, because mosquitoes are online. 7. Sleeping after 0/2 o'clock at night/kloc is equal to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast is equal to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue is equal to chronic suicide, and turning on the mobile phone for 24 hours is equal to chronic suicide. Suddenly found himself doing nothing all day, busy committing suicide! 8. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere. 9. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I feel very good about myself: Be happy in this life and feel at ease! I asked my deskmate to read it. Unexpectedly, he read it backwards. 10. Be sure to take photos when you feel particularly charming, and let the photos sober you up. 1 1. Although I don't know what the teacher is talking about there, it seems very powerful. 12. I really don't trust others to take care of you. What if they take care of you more than I do? 13. Life now makes you feel very painful. Stick to it, and slowly you will find that the present is nothing compared with the future pain. 14. Don't play dumb in front of me, you are at most a touch of chopped green onion in my eyes. 15. It's my bad luck to meet you at the best age. 16. once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling Nobody liked it, and then it became a roast duck. People immediately praised it. 17. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then! 18. No matter who throws cold water at us, we must have the backbone to turn it into boiling water and throw it back. 19. Work is like instant noodles, with twists and turns and three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without raising the price. 20. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 2 1. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, I can go to Shanghai! 22. Adolescence love is like opium, with countless Lin Zexu standing behind it. 23. If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! 24. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice. 25. Wool, who dares to say that I am not cheerful? Let's play first. 26. You have an expression that only your mother will like. It's over if you don't work hard. 27. I am just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years! Why do I have to face so much! 28. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I had plastic surgery with school money. 29. If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death. 30. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday. 3 1. I said I wanted to be a humorist, and everyone laughed. It seems that a good beginning is half the battle. 32. Asking someone to pay back the money is like unrequited love. I'm always embarrassed to say it! When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends! 33. I am human, but you are not me, so you are not human. 34. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone. On that day, you told me: Can you marry me with waist-long hair? I've been waiting. But what do you mean when you say you always get a haircut? On February 2, the dragon looked up, and I saw you coming out of the barber shop again! 36. Times have changed. Unlike before, watching short videos of young ladies every day gives you a feeling of love. Unlike before, I want to fall in love in person! 37. jiaozi wants to eat spicy food, while women want to choose fat food. Whether life is rich or not depends on whether the daughter-in-law is fat or not. It's called money, and my wife fits it perfectly. 38. A couple love each other very much. What are you thinking now? As you can imagine. The woman immediately slapped the man and scolded him: you rascal! 39. I told my mother yesterday: I like a very good girl, but I feel like I have no chance! My mother said: don't be afraid, you look like this, but you can get in touch with such a good person, which means you are doomed to this robbery! 40. It is true that boys are getting worse and worse now. They are not only whiter than girls, but also thinner than girls. They can sell cute more than girls, and the most important thing is to grab boyfriends with girls! 4 1. On my best friend's birthday, I discussed with four other people and left a message "Happy Birthday" in her space at 0: 00. If a person sends a sentence, I will send a second sentence! I did, but they didn't. Pit! 42. A girl sent a dynamic message, which read: "I have been a Monkey King for more than 20 years and have never met a master. Please take it away! " Then the friend replied with the following sentence: "You are taking" classic "materials!" 43. In today's reversed era, men play with pretty girls and handsome guys, and have money but no money to pay for their pockets, instead of playing with pure perverts. 44. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade! 45. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true. 46. Sometimes I really want the wind to blow a little louder, so that my hair can have various postures, swings, surges and waves, making me look bohemian! 47. After listening to the lecture yesterday, I saw a girl who was cute and cute, so I asked someone to pass a note: Let's fall in love! At the moment it reached her, I suddenly realized: I'm a woman, too! Attention, everyone. Some experts pointed out that you must remember to charge your mobile phone when you sleep at night, otherwise you will feel wrong when you go to the toilet the next morning.