Second, I know that I am distressed, and you will hold her and smile and tell me that it is none of my business.
I still insist on my selfishness and hope your world has my place.
Fourth, my strange temper drove away many people, but also left the most real people.
Five, you can't? Is there any change? Ask for a different life.
6. I'm not reluctant to let go. As long as I live, everything will pass.
Seven, just because of habit, I am afraid of loneliness.
Eight, one person is happy, and two people are life.
Nine, is there anyone like me who is still persistent for a fruitless result?
Ten, you are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
No matter how hard I try, you always stand where I can't reach. place
Twelve, that fool has rendered my world.
Thirteen, fuck you. It means I love you now.
If we change our minds, maybe you will understand me.
Fifteen, lmh, loving you is an indispensable habit.
Sixteen, distressed, not when you leave, but when you appear again. I don't need perfect love, I just need someone who will never give up on me.
What I fear most is that my friends don't treat me as friends and feel that they have no friends.
18. There is nothing wrong with San Xiao. The wrong thing is that the lover you trust can't stand the temptation.
19. I hope you are a stubborn person and will never leave me.
Twenty, bringing up the past is torture.
When I am sad, can you give me some visible concern?
I miss you wholeheartedly where you can't see me.
Get out of my world.
If you can't be honest, then please put away your hypocrisy, I'm not her; I believe it in a few words. You have zero credibility with me, full of lies, and get out of my world with your hypocrisy.
Get out of my world.
I really hate people lying to me. If I find out, I will let you leave my world forever without saying a word. There is no need for unnecessary explanation, because at that moment you were already dead in my heart.
Second, I can't help cursing such a shameless man, even if he is still in contact with stars in the future.
Fuck, get out of my world!
I used to have a little affection for you, but now you really make me sick. I hope you won't mention my name in front of anyone in the future, and don't ruin my reputation. I am a good girl, I hope you can get out of my world and leave me alone.
4. Inadvertently getting such a message fascinated you? I should be grateful from now on! This moment! You're leaving my world. I am glad that you will never appear in my mind again! fool
5. Accumulate bit by bit.
I really hate it, hate it, hate it.
I don't admit my relationship with you at all in my heart.
What you can do now is get out of my world.
Please get out of my world. What I do in the future has nothing to do with you, but you are the last person to care.
Don't take my kindness to you for granted.
Otherwise, you will naturally get out of my world.
Eight, live as wonderful as before
Get rid of this love rat.
Get out of my world as soon as possible
Nine, growth is to stop worrying about someone who doesn't belong to you! I hope we will never meet again in this life! Get out of my world!
Ten, we're done! I'm going back. If I meet you, I will be friends. Nothing happened. I've known you for a long time after all. What did you do? ! Now we are no longer friends! You have completely rolled out of my world! You make me sick. This is the first time I've seen you!
Now I finally understand why girls like bad men. Please get out of my world. Thank you.
If I know you, it will make me weak.
Then please get out of my world.
Thirteen, you're right. When I can fix everything, I can drive him out of my world when I don't take the initiative to contact him, because I don't need a decoration anymore, and my life remains the same.
Fourteen, civilization has developed to this point! Why are there so many uneducated people! Please get out of my world.
15. I don't know what someone is saying where you can't see or hear, whether it's good or bad, whether it's malicious or attacking you, or who he is. I'm confident that I'm self-righteous, that's all. Get out of my world with your mouth!
Sixteen, meet disgusting people and things. I can't let you disappear from here, at least I can let you leave my world!
Thank you for all the karma you brought me. Please get out of my world and never appear again.
Nineteen, find a reasonable reason
Then I cried my eyes out.
at present
Although the body is very painful
But my heart is very comfortable.
Irrelevant person
Please get out of my world.
I'm trying to give you a life, and you'd rather be a scum, so get out of my world and live your life. I wasted all my time and feelings for three years. Have a good sleep and start a new life tomorrow. I'll be fine.
Twenty-one, green tea bitch get out of my world, I will live better and better, I don't need to be caring and attentive, even if I have no friends in my life, I don't need you to be blind from the beginning.
Twenty-two, how come, how come. I will do everything to repay the people in this world who are sincere to me. I tell you, from now on, you are a piece of shit in my world. Don't think I have to do what you want me to do. I'm not threatened by you. I've had enough. From now on, I only care about what I care about, and the rest will get out of my world. I will only face you like a dead man!
Twenty-three years old, I have a serious
Alcohol cleanliness
There is no room for discussion.
I don't care about you.
Get on the ground.
Get out of my world
Twenty-four, a good horse does not eat grass back.
My good mood has been ruined these days, md
You will meet a girl like me, but there will be no better girl than me.
Get out of my world and I hate you when I see your dynamics.
I won't make friends with you either, because I don't lack friends.
I don't want to be embarrassed to see you again.
Get out of my world
Consider me blind.
Get on the wrong boat
Enough playing with you.
Twenty-six, I saw a disgusting time I shouldn't have seen. What can't be erased? Turning it over will still leave a mark. Please get rid of my disgusting people. After that, I will be sincere to myself and others. That is to feed the dog. Don't insult a lovely and loyal dog. Feeding strangers is worse than dogs.
27. No matter how hard you try, go back to the original point. Do whatever you like from now on. In the future, I will only live for myself. Just in the long run, how long will it take to be a practical and ordinary life? I'm really tired of all this. I encounter some messy things every day. Please get up and get out of my world! !
28. I want to know what you mean by sending me a message with software when you stay up at midnight. I left your life, your world. Then please get out of my life and my world. You can date the person you like and have an affair with the person you like. You can fuck whoever you want. All this has nothing to do with me! !
Would you please get out of my world? I can't do it without you. There is no need to look disdainful every time, as if I owe you. You hate me. I don't know what's wrong with you, but as it happens, I hate you too.
Thirty years old, there was such a person around me, and I naively thought it must be a godsend friend. Later, I woke up and found that the so-called roommate appeared at a specific time and place, and in these two elements, your short-term fate is the same. However, be sure to be awake. Time and place do not always represent the same personality and values. My roommate of five years finally walked out of my world.
Xiao Ming, get out of here, the complete works of one to four seasons.
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Xiaoming fuck off season 1
1. The teacher calls Xiao Ming outside the classroom. Teacher: Your homework is getting worse and worse. What happened?
Xiao Ming: Teacher, can I tell you when I find out the reason this afternoon?
Teacher: OK!
In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom again. Teacher: Did you find the reason?
Xiao Ming: Yes, Grandpa said that homework is getting harder and harder, and he can't help it.
Teacher: Get out!
2. After the exam, the teacher lectured: All students, why do some people do well in the exam and some do poorly?
Xiaoming: It's because the invigilator is different.
Teacher: Get out!
3. Teacher: When you can't find anyone, please prove your anger in one sentence.
Xiaoming: Bastard, where the hell are you?
Teacher: Pay attention to quality.
Xiaoming: Tortoise, where are you? Teacher: Get out.
4. Teacher: Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors!
Xiaoming: Being like dad is a genetic factor, and being like a neighbor is an environmental factor!
Teacher: As usual.
Xiaoming stood up silently.
5. The teacher asked Xiaoming, Shuang Shuang and Li Hua standing outside the classroom: What are you three doing in class? Tell me honestly.
Xiaoming: Pointing out the mountains and inspiring writing, the dung was in Wan Huhou.
Teacher: Speak human words.
Xiaoming: Fight the landlord.
Teacher: Stand outside all day.
6. Xiaoming: I like you, teacher.
Teacher: I don't like children.
Xiaoming: I don't like children either. We cannot have children.
Teacher: Get out! Get out of here!
7. In math class, the teacher asked a question: There are eleven students in our class, and now the teacher has brought ten apples. How can we distribute them equally among the students?
Xiaohong: Xiao Ming, get out!
8. Teacher: Hello, classmates! Student: Happy Teacher's Day, teacher! Teacher: Thank you, students. Where's Xiaoming?
Xiao Qiang: Xiaoming said that if you have a holiday today, he won't be angry with you and will go out first.
Teacher: Xiaoming is actually a sensible child. Go and invite him in.
Xiao Qiang: I guess he is at home now.
9. In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head against the chair and didn't listen to the class. The teacher asked with concern: Are you sick again?
Xiao Ming said without looking up, yes, I have a headache.
The teacher said: Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and go home to rest!
Xiao Ming said: It is because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate that I have a headache.
Teacher: Get out.
10. physical education class wants to do leapfrog. The teacher asked: Who has been injured before? You don't have to do it.
Xiaohong said: My foot is broken.
Xiao Qiang said: I am in wrist fracture.
Xiaoming: My umbilical cord is broken.
Xiaoming didn't roll, but skipped class.
1 1. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what should you do when you grow up and fall in love?
Xiaoming: I went back to my daughter-in-law honestly when I was lovelorn.
Teacher: Get out.
12. Teacher: Please tell us your wish.
Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Give me a reason.
Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave.
Teacher: Get out.
13. In class, the teacher is talking about Chapter 7. Xiao Ming casually opened the book and bowed his head to play with his mobile phone, only to be found by the teacher. The teacher asked him: how to turn the book to chapter 8 after finishing chapter 7?
Xiao Ming replied faintly: I will wait for you in front!
The answer is very logical. Why did the teacher let Xiao Ming go out? . .
14. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me where the school is!
Xiao Ming: The school is the place where you sign in for five days in a row and get the homework package!
Teacher: Get out!
15. Xiaoming: Teacher, I want to surf the Internet.
Teacher: Get out! Xiaoming ran out of the classroom at lightning speed.
Teacher: Shit, that's easy to say. Come back here!
16. Teacher: If the headmaster and I fall into the water, who will you save first?
Xiaoming: This is a rare opportunity. Of course, I jumped down and swam in front of you.
Teacher: Get out!
16. The teacher asked Xiaoming: What would you do if a robber tried to stab me?
Xiao Ming: See if he poked it.
Teacher: Did you miss it?
Xiaoming: Give him a bottle of pulse.
Teacher: Why?
Xiao Ming: the key time is not in the state, and the speed returns.
Teacher: What about the stab wound?
Xiaoming: Let's show off.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Xiao Ming: I can't stop!
Teacher: roll as far as you can!
18. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class?
Xiaoming: Teacher, why is there so little physical education class and so much homework?
Teacher: ......
Xiao Wang: Why does a class last 45 minutes and the rest time after class is only 15 minutes?
Teacher: Please answer the question!
Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.
Teacher: To the Pacific Ocean! ! !
19. Teacher: If you pursue a girl from China, what will you invite her to eat?
Xiao Li: Mala Tang.
Teacher: What about Korean girls?
Xiao Wang: Pickles.
Teacher: What about Japanese girls?
Xiaoming: Mosaic.
Teacher: Get out!
20. Teacher: Xiao Ming, do you have any ideal for study?
Xiao Ming: Yes. Teacher: What ideal?
Xiaoming: Drive a BMW to get the minimum living allowance.
Teacher:
2 1. Teacher: Please make sentences with your heart.
Xiao Ming rushed to answer: Today, I am deeply in love, and it is free all day. Grab the plane quickly!
Teacher: Get out.
22. Teacher: 108 The hero went to Liangshan, why did he rank second?
Xiaoming: Don't rank first. Do you want to go together? Liangshan can't stand it! !
Teacher: Get out! !
23. English teacher: Students, what do you think is the best English word to remember?
Xiaoming: wifi.
English teacher: Get out!
Teacher: please use a poem to express the meaning of not working hard when you are young and regretting when you are old?
Xiaoming: If young women don't work hard, the second child will be sad.
Teacher: Yes. . . Get out. . .
It was a little hot in the classroom, so the teacher took off his coat during the lecture. Just as the teacher got off the bus halfway, Xiaoming in the back row suddenly shouted: Take off! Uncle has plenty of money! The teacher was furious and shouted, get out.
26. In geometry class, the math teacher asked: What is line and surface?
Xiaoming: Stuffing and noodles? Jiaozi.
Teacher: Get out!
27. Chinese teacher: Tell me about the meaning of the word chinese odyssey.
Xiaoming: The whole world means birth, and incomparable means no parents. It is unique in the world that parents died as soon as they were born.
Teacher: Get out!
28. At the theme class meeting, teacher: Xiao Ming, what is your dream?
Xiao Ming: Teacher, I hope you will never let me go out again.
Teacher: I won't do it again.
Xiao Ming: Teacher, that's very kind of you! I will never spit in your cup again.
Xiao Ming was carried out.
28. The bell rang. Teacher: Finally, I have one more thing to say.
Xiao Ming: A twisted melon is not sweet.
Teacher: Xiao Ming, you stay and the others are dismissed!
30. Teacher: You are not allowed to play mobile phones in class. You can sleep if you really don't want to hear it!
Xiao Ming: But teacher, I want to play with my mobile phone before going to bed.
Teacher: Get out!
3 1. Xiaoming: Don't women like to be praised?
Xiaohong: Yes.
Xiaoming: The teacher wore a short skirt to class today. I praised the teacher for saying that your underwear is really beautiful, and the teacher told me to get out.
32. Teacher: Does that classmate describe a person as ugly in four words?
Xiaohong: Ugly?
Teacher: no, no, no.
Xiao Ming: A bit like you.
Teacher: Go to hell.
33. Xiaoming: The teacher is pregnant for two months and looks more and more like Shu Qi.
Teacher: Hee hee hee, I am not as beautiful as her!
Xiaoming: I said my mouth.
Teacher: Get out!
34. Teacher: Why are you late again!
Xiaoming: You should praise me this time! When crossing the street today, I saw an old woman crossing the road, so I put down my schoolbag and carried the old woman across the road. Then I looked at my watch! I found that I was going to be late, so I rushed to school at once.
Grandma in the back: I can prove it. Let me down!
Get out of my world, don't dirty my heart,
1, life is not far away, I will accompany you tomorrow.
2. Do you start over? Do you think this is a game? Can blood be resurrected?
3, hate a person, sometimes a word is enough; Just like liking someone, just a look!
4. If there is no first forgiveness, how can there be a second betrayal?
5, don't kiss if you are not sure, feelings can easily ruin a person.
6. Every melody records different complex moods, and every song is a touching story that makes people cry.
7. I said I would try my best to stay, but I didn't expect you to walk so fast that you couldn't reach out.
What I want is what you can't afford. *
9. When I came back, you didn't have a man and I didn't have a woman. How are you treating me?
10, if you have urine, you must pee. Don't wait for the bird to shake and pee.
1 1. Who smiles and pretends not to be sad?
12, patience, there is also a limit; Strong, sometimes weak; Crying should also have a kind of growth.
13, some people just, you can never put an end to it.
14, get out of my world and don't dirty my heart.
15, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid that I will die, I am not afraid of death, I am afraid that I will die, and no one loves you more than me.
16, how many people talk on the surface and play with their brains behind their backs. On the surface, you are dead set, but behind it, you are scheming.
17, keep a low profile! It's the best b show!
18, I miss you, your charming eyes, thinking expression and beautiful words. You are the only one for me. No one can replace you.
19, far water can't quench near thirst, as if watching plum can really quench thirst. I will go to the bank every day.
I don't know who charged him for me
2 1, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and never touches his sister.
22. My heart hurts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know who I feel sorry for?
23. [Because she is a woman, there is another reason not to cry]
24. [hypocrite, don't tell me you're sorry. You're the best apology.]
25. Look at your wedding photos! I am very at ease, and please rest assured that I will have a wonderful time!
26. Most people like to deceive themselves. As it happens, I also belong to that majority.
27. I say the same thing every time I start school. I must study hard this semester.
28. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I have to take a taxi to school every day.
29. Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.
Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation!
3 1, believe that I love you anyway!
Can you confidently tell who won't leave you?
33. Even God is lonely and wants company.
34. Every dormitory has a snorer, a molar, a dreamer, and a sleeper who watches the audience.
35. The tears of love have changed from unforgettable to indifferent, and those bits and pieces of happiness are soothing.
36. It's easy to get fat, but not easy to get thin. It's ok and cherished.