Friends circle sand sculpture and funny copy sharing.

1. Self-service hot pot is 39.9/ person, and the taste of the bottom of the pot is optional, and two people are limited to add fat beef.

2. Hello, everyone, I'm Corn Kernel. If you make me angry, I am popcorn.

Being a man is to be dry, crisp, sweet and salty like a biscuit.

Everyone else has sweet love, and I only have a bald head.

The temperature has dropped. When can I lose weight?

Friends circle sand sculpture and funny copy sharing.

6. My daily life: playing mobile phone, charging mobile phone, charging mobile phone, no video game.

7. Are you surfing the Internet? Black Internet Cafe 5 yuan/hour.

8. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight. I want to eat spicy chicken leg hamburger.

9. Add chicken legs for lunch, and the biggest cup of milk tea.

10. I seem to have a disease, that is, I am afraid that my thoughts will not be expressed properly when chatting without emoticons.

Friends circle sand sculpture and funny copy sharing.

1 1. Contemporary girls have three obedience and four virtues, three obedience: never gentle, never considerate, never unreasonable, and four virtues: no fighting, no scolding and no provoking.

12. A friend described his reason for leaving his job like this. My job is cheap and plentiful.

13. A cruel reality is that you decide that the stupid bird will fly to others first, and then it will hit you twice.

14. Self-cultivation of our poor people: Every time we want to open a member, we immediately rush to subscribe and turn off the automatic renewal.