Dear husband, you are drunk now! Smoking is difficult! As you get older, your health is getting worse! I will push you to the park in a wheelchair every day! Let you watch me dance square dance with other old people, and I'll push you home and roll down the hill at night, whoosh? Fuck you.

3. I used to teach English in China: IlikeyoubutjustLikeyou. I just want to say that this circle of friends has agreed, and I just want to copy it into my notebook. The teacher told us its translation: Even if I am desperate, even if I am lovesick, I will set your eyes on years ago.

4, all-round personality, I think it's time for me to get married. I want to ask you, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate? Is my husband my own, or will they send me to the Civil Affairs Bureau?

5. Home is a great word, isn't it? I'll take you home. We're going home, back to our home.

6, the dream is destined to travel alone, there is no doubt and ridicule on the road, but why not, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

7. Later, I stopped talking about blue thin mushrooms. They are talents from the south. Some northerners want to have their own personality, howl.

Liu Bei rushed to the edge of the cliff. When he saw Zhang Yide, he shouted, "Brother, stop your horse!" God replied, Liu Bei was furious and said, "I am not happy!" " "

9, there is an embarrassing age, called getting married too early, some are in love, boring children, and there is no topic like * * *, too idle to accompany adults at home, no money to go out, nothing wants to be unhappy, many thoughts are not firm, and youth is like this, which makes people get started, but it is found after many years that it is good and important.

10, listening to good songs. Listen to your little eyes. You are not ugly. You are a bitch. No one loves you more than you. Not a perfect person makes me angry and sad, but I still like you.

1 1. I just walked in front of a young couple and guessed what the boy had done wrong. The girl scolded him and said, "Are you a three-year-old child?" The boy looked at the girl with an unfair expression. "No, I'm four years old.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I forgot my answer.

Those sentences that hit the heart directly

13, my wife was in labor and the doctor came out. The husband asked, "What happened?" The doctor said, "It's a pity that the child didn't survive." The whole family was very sad and began to cry. They are all sexy.

14, my life, life is ridiculous, down and out, drinking white wine, like smelly people, having a friend, always learning how to move disasters skillfully, and how to spend his life, always clumsy, thinking that love carries everything, eyes full of tears, some people say that I love people, which may be the best and the worst in my life, I have heard.

15, you left, completely ignoring my feelings. I knew at a glance that you were a difficult guy.

16, dear husband, you are drunk now! Smoking is difficult! As you get older, your health is getting worse! I will push you to the park in a wheelchair every day! Let you watch me dance square dance with other old people, and I'll push you home and roll down the hill at night, whoosh? Fuck you.

17, what if these teachers lose their jobs: teachers in China can write! English teachers can go abroad! A geography teacher can be a tour guide! Biology teachers can also become doctors! History teachers can go to archaeology! Physics teachers can be engineers! Miss Spin can be a lawyer! Math teacher, go home and work in the fields.

18, I suddenly miss my girlfriend. I wonder if she has eaten, is she busy, where she lives, how old she is and what her name is.

Remember, brother, you can smoke, drink, fight, pretend to be forced, and I can help you with difficulties, but who doesn't like learning? Sorry, we don't know.

As for a person, I know him twice at most. First of all, I would like to believe that you are a very kind person. The second time, I accept your disappointment and never send you away again.

2 1, God loves you since childhood, and lets you live a simple life, taste simple happiness and enjoy simple happiness in simple years ... God loves simple children!

22. Today, watching a couple walk down the stairs hand in hand, the man accidentally fell down and dragged the woman down, telling us that there is a kind of love called letting go.

23. One day, the physics teacher said after class, "Students, the college entrance examination is coming. Last night, I went to the bookstore to find a very good counseling material, which contains a lot of information about the college entrance examination in previous years. I suggest ... "Before the words were finished, a voice came from the back corner:" Stop talking nonsense and make an offer! "

Fan Bingbing is so busy that she has no time to fall in love. Angelababy announced many things, and she had time to get married. You don't even have time to reply to messages.

Words and sentences that talk about the mind

25. It is obvious that you love me very much. You have no reason not to like the result. As long as you dare not be weak, why should we big sleep? Don't think about me.

26. I don't have a sadness that makes you love life, but I have a sadness that makes you ill.

After such a long time, I'm ready to retire. This is official. QQ is not ready yet, so I finally say goodbye to you. I wish you, after such a long time, I met a group of people. Although I don't seem to know many people, it's nice to meet you. The main reason for coming back this time is the power problem of my mobile phone. I'll be back when it's complete.

28、9825; "Let's make up. I want to quarrel with you, lose my temper, cry for you and miss you. "

29. I haven't taken a personalized selfie for a long time.

30. Do you want to be a fish? There's a new world every seven seconds? It's cute to stand up when you are fat, lazy and sloppy, and you won't feel sad.

3 1. Why was a 70-year-old man pushed off a cliff by an evil couple and no one stopped him? Why are seven shirtless men being applauded for beating women? Why can snakes and scorpions live in peace? Behind all this, is it the decline of morality, the lack of personality, or the sorrow of society? If you want to know everything about it, watch the cartoon Huluwa.

Principal, I strongly demand that the math teacher in our class be expelled. He always asks us how to do this problem and that problem. Since he knows nothing, it's no use asking him.

33. "If you had no feet, would you wear shoes?" "Of course not." "Then why are you wearing a bra?"

34. The four virtues of contemporary youth: information is the second answer, dating is punctual, words are rigorous, and they are carried with you.

Time seems to pass faster because every year is more important to you.

36. Nowadays, girls like to watch movies with a man and show off on facebook. I am in the same class with 40 boys. Did I say something?