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Forty humorous copywriters are sitting on the stairs eating instant noodles.
I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

2. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

On New Year's Day, if you drink too much, you should gamble on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

4. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

6. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

7. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry.

8. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

9. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

10. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

1 1. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back and usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

12. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

13. I would rather eat instant noodles at home alone than go out to eat such a time-wasting meal, and regret it from the moment I sit down.

14. The midnight snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred is childish, but I persisted.

15. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

16. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

19. It's hard to eat without appetite every day. It's hard to swallow I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I wonder if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

20. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

22. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

23. If you are hungry at night, eat a bucket of instant noodles. Come up with some achievements at the end of the year, and you will have a headache if you don't wake up during the day.

24. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

28. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

29. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

30. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

3 1. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

32. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

33. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

34. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

35. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

36. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

37. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

38. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

39. Whether it's husband or wife, he waits for me late after work and doesn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

40. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

There are 40 ordinary copywriters working overtime to eat instant noodles.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

2. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

Every day when I go back to the dormitory, I am hungry and have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

5. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

6. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

7. Last night, the power went out. I had a dream candlelight dinner, two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

8. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

For the first time in 9.30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It smells like snoring ~ ~

10. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

1 1. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the rest of the pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

12. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

13. If you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

14. No girl bought a bucket of instant noodles on Tanabata and went home to soak. . .

15. It's fun and exciting to eat instant noodles at night.

16. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

17. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking wine. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

18. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it on the second floor and says that you are eating instant noodles again, right? It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

19. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

20. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. No instant noodles, no cell phones. See you tomorrow.

Copywriting for migrant workers to eat instant noodles and work overtime 2 1. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

22. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

23. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

24. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard: "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

25. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry at the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.

26. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

27. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

28. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

29. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

30. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

3 1. When you are old, you will have a stomachache if you eat hot pot, swollen gums if you eat instant noodles, and a stomachache if you eat baked gluten.

32. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

33. once again . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?

35. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

37. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

38. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

40. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends article 1 1. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

Don't eat countless small oranges and instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

It turns out that eating instant noodles is the same when you are lonely.

6. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

7. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

8. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

9. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

10. Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot. After eating, it smells like this …

1 1. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

12. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

13. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

14. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

15. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

19. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends 2 2 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

22. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

23. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

24. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

26. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

27. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

30. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

3 1. It's the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

32. Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

33. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

34. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

35. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

36. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

37. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

39. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

40. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

Excerpts from the copy of "Eating Luxury Instant Noodles at Home on Weekends"

A copy of eating luxurious instant noodles at home on weekends (I) 1. Every day when I return to my dormitory, I am so hungry that I can't stand hunger and start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't fucking support it.

Eating instant noodles at night is so happy and exciting.

I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

4. When you want to be melodramatic in the evening, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles, which is too difficult for me.

6. The frequency of eating instant noodles is too high recently, and I want to vomit.

7. I used to like instant noodles, but recently I have eaten too much and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

8. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

9. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

10. For the first time in 30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table, I was left over from yesterday's instant noodles, half listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It smells like snoring ~ ~

1 1. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

12. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

13. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

14. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

15. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

16. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

17. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

18. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

19. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. I died after 90.

20. The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, I couldn't sleep because I thought of some unhappy things. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

A copy of eating luxurious instant noodles at home on weekends (2)1. Do you know that?/You know what? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

22. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

I understand his difficulties at the beginning, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard and think of me occasionally.

25. I am hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

26. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

27. I am really greedy I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

28. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

30. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

3 1. What do you like? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

32. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night again. I am in a trance now.

33. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

34. Instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!

35. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

36. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

37. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

38. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

39. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and snacks at night, and I was so tired that I almost vomited.

40. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?