Long copy of humorous story advertisement
I only know this, and I hope I can help you 1, a funny advertisement of a small vendor selling shorts: "People can have no money, but they can't * * * shorts, three pieces from one year old to 100 years old 10 yuan!" 2. No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke for there is no hole in the carpet and there is no hole in your lungs." 3, Arctic thermal underwear: drink the right wine, everyone knows! 4. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" 5, Biyang yak bone marrow strong bone powder: Since playing the right wine, this waist is not sour, legs are not painful, and walking is strong! 6. Passing by a Lamian Noodles store, I saw its signboard saying: "Niu B Lamian Noodles" in cool summer, clearance price. Cool summer, cool shopping. Proper maintenance every day is the key to make your skin spend the hot summer safely! A If you are beautiful, let your nails dance. The price dropped to freezing point in the crazy summer. Have a happy day! -Summer Healthy Food Series Exhibition The advertising slogan of a foreign watch company is: The maintenance personnel of our company all over the world are bored to death. The signboard of Lamian Noodles Store reads: What about sand-carved cows? What about Lamian Noodles?