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He committed suicide by jumping into the river.
Accidentally rescued by wild children in the mountains,
The child has two big German shepherds.
For him to eat and drink every day,
He settled down to enjoy it,
But he didn't know that since then, his life has undergone earth-shaking changes.
Ah! Who will tell him why, as a husband, he was crushed by his wife who was obviously a little smaller than himself on his wedding night?
that this is not the important question. Why his wife, her, her? ...
The first chapter jumps into the river
Standing on the high Guangyuan Bridge, this trance-like man, wearing a close-fitting blue robe, highlights his lean and tall physique. At first glance, he is really a handsome guy with fine features. Unfortunately, he frowned and looked at the raging river under the bridge from time to time, glance left and right. Isn't it suicide?
Fisher looked at the swift river under the bridge, and his determination to die retreated again. The words of the old Taoist still linger in my ears: "If there are two people in different time and space at the same time, one of them will die within one month."
Clapping his head annoyingly, he has been here for a month, and today is the last day. If he doesn't make sacrifices first, his sister who came to this era before himself is likely to die. Although my sister is not related to him by blood, she has lived with him for more than ten years. How could he watch her die like this? If she dies, what's the point of him coming here?
Fortunately, the little prince is a good man. He can see that he really loves his sister and she will be happy with him. The man tried to convince himself, quickly climbed out of the bridge railing, closed his eyes and jumped. The green river with his blue clothes quickly disappeared into the raging green river.
"Oh, someone jumped into the river ..." People around began to gather around to watch the fun.
Three days ago.
Fei Xiyan walked happily on the road, looking at what he was dragging and thinking about his invention. "This can be transformed into a bicycle. Hehe, the kitten will definitely like it. "
The kitten's sister is Liu Qiner, and she is not related to him. She is a good brother and sister who grew up together. Not long ago, for some reason, she crossed to this country called Yu Nan. His brother loves inventing and inventing, and he invented something to catch up here.
Fisher took a bunch of things and staggered to the Prime Minister's Office. There is no doubt that it is indeed the official residence of the Prime Minister. His sister is now possessed by a girl named Su Xiaoshi, and unfortunately she was adopted by the Prime Minister's Office, so he moved in after his brother came.
He felt as if his arm had been caught by something. Looking back, he saw an old Taoist with a gray beard smiling at him. He also smiled politely and watched the Taoist loosen his hand and continue on his way.
"You are not from this world."
"Ah?" The pace of leaving has stopped, who is talking.
He looked around in surprise, and only the old Taoist priest stared at him and smiled. He asked tentatively, "Are you talking about me?"
"Is there anyone else here?"
Fisher looked around and there was really no one else. "How come I'm not from this world!" I thought to myself: even if I am, who doesn't know where you are a liar? It happened that a blind cat met a dead mouse! Alas, how can I say that I am a dead mouse!
"You don't have to hide it. I know that you are a person from another time and space, that is, another time and space. "
"You brag and don't draft." Fisher threw his long sleeves on airs and wanted to leave.
The old man stepped forward and grabbed him. "I didn't ask you to give me money. I know you have a lot of good things there, all high-tech. "
"Slice! Who doesn't know that I knocked a hole in the main hall of the palace with a plane that day! " I remember just coming to Beijing two days ago, and now he is still jumpy! If the emperor hadn't appreciated the modern things he brought, perhaps his head would have rolled to the guillotine by this time.
Because of this, He Fei Xiyan was famous as a genius in ancient times. The storyteller in the teahouse told several versions of his heroic deeds, such as "Heaven sent a talent to crush the hall" and "Heaven sent a boy to open the hall with one punch" ... It really distorted the facts and spread false advertisements. Anyway, now everyone knows that I knocked a hole in the hall. So many people know that I have their strange things.
"Ha ha, you call me a liar?" The old Taoist Zall looked at him carefully with a smile. "I know that you are wearing a watch and a Rolex on your wrist!" "
Fisher said that she knew that her sister didn't like watches, and she always caught a cold about them. In and out, she has a cell phone around her neck. Is this old Taoist from her own time?
The old Taoist priest seemed to see his doubts and said with a smile, "I am not your man." If there are two people in different time and space at the same time, one of them will die within one month. " The old Taoist patted him on the shoulder and left.
Fei Xiyan was suddenly cheated. Doesn't the old Taoist mean that only one of himself and his sister can survive? He involuntarily put down his things and began to count the days when he came here.
He squatted there, counting over and over again, for fear of making a mistake. It's only been two days. There are only three days left today. It's almost evening. When he remembered what to ask the old man, he turned around and the man had disappeared.
Fisher walked home in a daze, and just arrived at the door, a man and a woman came face to face.
The woman wore this long goose yellow dress with a low-necked sleeveless top of the same color on her upper body, which added a lot of lively and pretty feelings to her already beautiful face.
The man next to him is also handsome and extraordinary, looking at the woman walking beside him with deep affection. What a pair of jade carving people.
That man and woman were none other than his sister Liu Qiner and his future brother-in-law, Jin. Unconsciously, he hid aside and watched them walking in the garden.
They are so well matched, how can he tell them such bad news!
As soon as he got back to his room, he went to bed and tried to forget it by sleeping, but the old man's words kept ringing in his ears. He watched his sister and future brother-in-law kiss in front of him for two days, but he still didn't have the courage to say it, so he left a book and committed suicide.
So there was the scene at the beginning of the story.
Chapter 2 Picking up a Wife
On an unknown mountain in the lower reaches of Qinghe River, a small earth grave was built with a small Kobanawa and a blank piece of wood inserted on it. There are four things around the earth grave, and it can be clearly seen that one of the creatures is a human being, wearing the fur of a long-haired animal, and the skin that is not wrapped with animal skins is tanned by the sun, a whole uncivilized primitive man.
There are three lovely white meatballs beside that man. Don't try to rush up and hug them, because if you look carefully, you will find that they are not just dogs, they are real wolves.
Ye Ye patted the pet on the back and looked at the newly built grave. "Dabai, why do you think my mother-in-law wants me to go down the mountain to find someone to be a wife?"
"Blare ..." Dabai stared at his green eyes, as if he understood what he said. He cocked his head and thought about it.
So one man and three wolves squatted in front of the grave to think about this problem.
Suddenly, the smallest wolf roared excitedly at the nearby stream.
"Xiaomei?" Ye Ye looked at his wolf, puzzled to see a green thing floating in the stream, and the other two wolves also saw it, rushed to the stream to salvage it and dragged it to Ye Ye.
"Cough ~ cough ~" Fisher was flat on the ground, coughing painfully, and he didn't know what supported him, trying to squeeze out all the internal organs. I have no strength to open my eyes when I am dizzy. Anyway, I'm dying. Press it if you want.
"It seems to be a person." Ye Ye looked at the people who had piled water, and happily made a small abacus: "Right, I'll look at the foot of the mountain. Dabai took him home. "
Dabai? White impermanence won't lock your life! One of our own is good enough to go to hell! Saixixi is in a daze.
Dabai shouted in protest and stared at Xiaobai with golden eyes. The latter demonstratively rubbed her head against Xiaomei's neck, and the two wolves went to the front, completely ignoring their big white eyes and starting to talk in wolf language that only they could understand. Dabai glared at his master again and found that he completely ignored his protest and urged him. He can only pick up the man, carry him on his back and follow them.
When I got home, I put Saixixi in bed, and foliage began to check his injuries. Fortunately, my mother-in-law and I have studied medical skills for several years, and now we can come in handy. He took out all the bottles and jars left by his mother-in-law and lined them up on the table, and carefully prescribed the right medicine.
The big white wolf and the little white wolf seldom see the foliage busy, because their sweetheart Xiaomei, the little female wolf, went to the mountains to play and was not allowed to follow them. Two rivals in love can only look at their masters with great boredom.
Ye Ye took all the medicine and went to the back room. He accidentally bumped into the table where the medicine was put. He looked back and found nothing. He continued to go to the back room to give medicine to the people lying in bed. He didn't find a bottle of medicine missing on the table.
When two wolves saw their master leave, they began to stare at each other. A pair of green eyes and a pair of gold eyes looked at each other without blinking until one of them gave up the boring game.
Xiaobai walked gracefully to the table, put the head of the barrel on the table a little lower and leaned against the side of the barrel. When the barrel tilted downward, the clear spring water reached its wolf's mouth, and it drank half a barrel. Finally, it was squeezed out by Dabai and replaced.
After drinking the water, the two men squatted at the door of the back room and began to stare at each other, but this time it didn't take long for the two wolves to start panting with their mouths as big as dogs.
Foliage carefully coated with medicine, looking at the person in front of her with white meat, which is completely different from her dark complexion. It feels comfortable and slippery. No wonder her mother-in-law always said that she likes to hold her daughter-in-law when she is older, but she doesn't like to hold her mother-in-law. Can she be so cool, so slippery and so comfortable?
He tucked Saixixi in and went out of the back room to prepare dinner.
But whoever wants Dabai and Xiaobai won't let them live or die at the door. He can only sit down and be forced to watch their new game.
I saw Dabai's front foot resting on Xiaobai's back. He had been standing against Xiaobai's backyard urinating under himself, panting excitedly. Xiaobai, who was under the pressure of Dabai, changed his hatred of Dabai in the past, not only did he not fight with Dabai, but even twisted his body to cater to Dabai's backyard. His expression was indescribable, and the wolf's mouth was still humming.
Foliage looked at the two of them. As soon as they saw their master looking at them, they didn't mean to make way for their master. Dabai accelerated the speed instead, and Xiaobai had to twist his body to cooperate with it.
Before long, the two wolves suddenly screamed at the same time, and Dabai fell panting on Xiaobai's back, and his nose kept rubbing the hair on Xiaobai's neck. Xiaobai can't lie on his side, and the place where he urinates is facing the night when white liquid flows out. He raised his head and let Dabai rub it around his neck.
Ye Ye just looked at the appearance of Xiao Bai urinating on the ground, and thought, it won't be sick, even the urine has changed color. No wonder Dabai is willing to bully himself like this. He looked up and tried to pull them away, intending to give Xiaobai a full-body examination, but when he looked up, they returned to the kind of action you twisted when he first came out.
Ye Ye patted his ass and stood up, thinking: Forget it, I won't look at you. I'll go back to the back room to eat dry food, so you can toss it.
Ye Ye is waiting in the back room for when they will finish the new game. Who knows they didn't stop at midnight. Ye Ye thought helplessly: I can't go out, I can only go to bed early with my daughter-in-law. So for the first time, he didn't even take a shower, afraid to go to bed, afraid to sleep beside Saixixi.
Outside, there are white gasps and white grunts.
Under the thought, they played too crazy this time, and Xiaomei didn't know where she went. Come back and take care of them.
He learned to kiss the lips of the person in his arms, just as he was happy to see Xiao Bai kissing Xiao Mei before, and then closed his eyes happily and fell asleep.