1, men really know that women are scheming animals, but they don't know where women's tricks are strange, so it is difficult for ordinary men to touch women's pain. 2. Women always see a man's indifference, but they don't know that it is that kind of supercilious indifference that makes many arrogant women look up at him and even kneel at his knees. Men who lie at women's feet like pugs, even if they have seventy-two kinds of martial arts, are hard for women to pay attention to, just because men lack a key thing-masculinity. If men are too kind to women, they can only cultivate more and more old women who are greedy for goldfish and women who take it for granted. When men really can't stand it and escape, women will find themselves nothing. Men obviously can't give women everything, but women always think that men can bring them a planet. The woman turned the man into a rocket and roared to another planet-the arms of another beautiful woman. It turned out that the woman would still call the man bin Laden, which was so absurd that the global detection system could not find his trace. Men often feel inferior and women often feel sorry for themselves. Men use alcohol and tobacco to spread masculinity, while women use cosmetics to show fictional beauty. 6. Women will think they are Chinese fir after reading Meteor Garden, because Chinese fir is cute, but not very beautiful, and few men will think they are Doumyouji Tsukasa after reading Meteor Garden. After all, it is really difficult for a man who is so rich, handsome, muscular and, most importantly, has only a fish brain. 7. Women may be moved to tears by Louis Koo's belated loyalty after watching The Roar of Lions, but there must be a few people who think they are Cecilia Cheung. After all, unless you are a hybrid, it is not easy to have such a beautiful face. 8. Men who like instant noodles may be regarded as paying attention to their careers and being slovenly, while women who like instant noodles are easily associated with a neutral trend. In fact, instant noodles are not delicious? 9. Men should take care of women, but don't be too annoyed. For example, plant a melon, sprinkle water and fertilize it occasionally, and grow naturally. When harvesting, you must bring a big melon, and there may be a host to accompany you to plant a large piece of Gua Tian. When a woman manages a man, she must manage everything about him. Besides making friends, spending money on drinks and going to clubs, she has to be careful about all the odds and ends. The birthright of half a servant is his wife. 10, women love men, but love is wrong. They always like to ride on men's wings, so men always feel like cocks carrying a hen, so they are eager to get rid of women's burden. Men love women, love is not a place. They always love skins and seldom consider whether they have diamonds in their hearts. 1 1. Few men don't pay attention to appearance. Even if he is as ugly as death, he demands only half of Li Zekai's mate selection. For women, it is ok not to pay attention to appearance. After all, women's lewdness is relatively simple, but few women don't pay attention to men's talents. However, in today's society, talents are framed by men's professional titles, RV and other conditions. Therefore, the goal of men and women pursuing the opposite sex is clear and will not be too confused. 12, mature men think more about women's minds. Of course, the most basic condition is to have a decent appearance. Mature women began to think about whether men can support the elderly for life. As the saying goes, it's no problem to raise a child to prevent old age, find a good man, and raise an ex-husband's son to support the elderly. 13, if there is no man, women will not work hard to lose weight, because the stimulation from the same sex and elders is not so great after all. It is difficult to grow into such a reunion, and it is not easy to lose weight. But the beloved man gave the order and immediately rushed out of the house to jump rope. One reason is fear of being abandoned by men, and the other is to please men. 14, women are sometimes like pets. But sometimes it can be compared with the lioness in the zoo. 15, when a woman is lonely, she will cry, as if the imaginary prince would hear her sad voice and cast pity eyes from the clouds. When a man is lonely, he usually just sits, lights a cigarette, drinks a cup of tea and stares at the window sill in a daze, which vaguely makes people feel that he is a frustrated warrior. Men shed blood without tears, while women shed tears as a physiological vent. 16, the limit of men's and women's haggard is that women will feel completely defeated, with nothing and nothing, while men feel that although the ending is so tragic, they have never lost, and there is still hope for a comeback. 17, a friend's words: A person's greatest sorrow is that he must bear the pressure from all the people he can't bear. The biggest sorrow of a woman is to hang herself on a man, which has become the last hurdle for a man. 18, if a man doesn't love you, he won't tell you the real reason, but will cover it up with various excuses so that you can't guess why he dumped you in the end. When a woman doesn't love you, she usually wants to tell you the real reason, because she doesn't want to add a burden to her psychology. But if the facts are too cruel, such as the reason why she loves others, in order to take care of your face, she still wants to say that they are incompatible. From this section, I don't know whether men are cruel or women are poisonous. 19, 80% of women will shed bitter tears when they see the music played when Cecilia Cheung drinks the water of forgetting in The Roar of the Lion. Women always feel that men don't cherish her enough, so they always hope that God can punish men and let him know how difficult it is to regret losing her. Seventy percent of the men watched the ending of Titanic, and the old rose threw a sapphire necklace that recorded the relationship between life and death into the vast deep sea, without much noise on her face. It's my girlfriend crying next to me, nose, tears, tears. Men are realistic and women are romantic. Men don't believe in shadowless stories, and there is not even a river in their hometown. How can that kind of life-and-death love happen in the water? Women stretch their arms and kick at the edge of the bathtub, similar to the classic shot of Jack and Ross spreading their wings and flying at the bow. It is very likely that not only did they not get closer to each other because of this beautiful story, but they also had a big fight because of their different views. 20. Men who love to hit people are not real men, but cowards who vent their inner anguish by hitting people. Women who love to hit people are mostly rebellious women, which has a lot to do with the harsh family education when they were young. So it's fair to fight men and women. 2 1, if a man can't do anything about a woman, he is either trembling with anger or in love to death. or vice versa, Dallas to the auditorium Therefore, if a woman wants to master a man's heart, it is better to adopt a policy of appeasement. Instead of leading him by the nose, it is better to call him attached. If a man wants a woman to be dead set on him, he might as well give her a cold shoulder and seduce her curiosity to see what he really has. There is hope. Otherwise, if you chase after her, a woman's hind feet will jump faster than a plane. You know, a man's wisdom can design an amazing love scam, but if you are not sure, a woman's lightness skill is better than a rocket. 22. If you really love a man, a woman can die. Sometimes, husbands seem to be more important than parents, brothers and sisters. Can really fall in love with a woman, a man can be fatal, but his sense of responsibility always reminds him to leave his life to his parents and society and continue to make endless contributions, just like Li Shengnan and Jin Shiyi in the Jade Bow in the Sea of Clouds. Therefore, women are often less responsible than men, but men are often more burdened than women. 23. Generally speaking, women don't think too much. All ideas are straight, and all roads lead to Rome. If anything is certain, it is that a trajectory will not change. The human mind is like a huge network with too many terminals. Although extremely comprehensive, there are not necessarily women who are closer to the theme. Just like love, men often have to consider all aspects of their past and future lives, so they are very tedious and tired, while women are very relaxed and stupid. There is only one sentence: "No matter what happens in the future, I will follow you." No, it adds a burden to a man's already tired body. 24. The IQ of a woman who is in love really drops rapidly, and the most obvious performance is the extraordinary loss of attention, memory and judgment. If you see a woman out of her mind, absent-minded, talking upside down, walking crooked and embarrassed to fall down in the street, it's not love or lovelorn. Men who fall in love perform better, probably because they are better at pretending. So, there are hypocrites but no fake women. 25. People who write poems are always suspected of being mentally ill. But a real psychopath can't write a good poem. Women write poems too delicately, probably because their hair is too long, and there are 3,000 troubled hearts like a beautiful heart. A poem is just a wisp of silk scraped out. Men tend to be masculine when writing poems, but there is always a little feminine self-pity in masculinity. Writing a poem by a man is like pouring wine. No matter how good or bad it is, first pour a whole cup and drink enough, so what is revealed in the wine is the wanton feelings that men escape through drunkenness. 26. The essence of men's love for women lies in the word "drowning". The passion of the river is that when a woman doesn't understand what's going on, she gets a drowned rat, which is equivalent to putting a big enough parallel seal on this woman. "The waves washed away in the great river east", and a half-drowned girl was found. The cleverness of women's love for men lies in the word "entanglement". The transparent silk thread all over the sky loosely and firmly tied a man in a daze. Isn't it just a woman who can take pictures online? "The endless rain is as thin as sorrow". How can a man get a sad word? Men are water gods and women are spider spirits.