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Couples read the copy with a smile.
1. Lovers eventually become house slaves, and those who have houses are well off.

2. Those hurdles that you can't get through. Just because your legs are short!

3. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

4. The so-called growth means that a person constantly discovers that his past is a

The bipolar process.

Many people often say that you don't have to earn enough money. But now it's not even enough.

Today is the time to announce the cancellation, because winter has come and summer clothes are gone.

7. In fact, in a relationship, having a car and a house is really not that important, as long as the feelings are in place, even if it is just money.

8. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

Nine. Living so big seems to be for

Practice three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper.

Whenever a boy says that he has cleaned up his room, the standard usually means that the road from the door to the bed has been opened.

Eleven. The boy took out his ring and proposed to the girl. The girl took the ring and threw it into the lake, saying, "If you can take it out, I will promise you!" " "The boy smiled confidently, and then the ring floated to the surface.

Walking and chatting with a friend, he suddenly asked: What would you do for?

Bend your knees for 50 dollars? I said angrily, how can I do this? ! At this time, he took a few quick steps, and then bent down to pick up things on the ground.

50 yuan.

Thirteen. Don't envy others for their long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded, and no one else has.

14. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich. The reality is cruel, you have to live with temperature.

No matter what you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, damn it. Of course, if you pursue a fucking baby, you should also smile at his mother.

16. No matter how much makeup you wear, you can't hide it.

Weighing 200 Jin; No amount of hair can change your appearance at the scene of the car accident.

17. Teacher: "Whoever comes up to solve the problem will be dismissed early!" The student stepped onto the podium table: "Sister, I beg you."

18. The boy didn't apologize. The girl said, "Not even an apology?" The boy apologized, and the girl said, "What's the use of being sorry?"

19. Someone asked me: How can I live alone in this society where materials are constantly flowing? I answered "poor".

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When you are unhappy, take a deep breath. It was just a bad day. Maybe tomorrow will be worse.

2 1. My mother dug a spoonful of watermelon and didn't hold it steady. She dropped it. She picked it up and was about to put it in my mouth. Seeing me looking at her in surprise, she suddenly reacted and said with a smile, I'm sorry, I thought you were still a child! Suddenly I feel a little pain in my chest!

22. Examinations are like doctors. The first thing that came out was that I tried my best.

Twenty-three No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat anywhere all your life.