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1, the next life will probably be resistance and desperation.

Village director, I admit that I am a lamb without perseverance.

3. Bao Juan, why is my voice hoarse!

4, I wish Yang a speedy recovery, and I will stick to it without Yang!

In this world full of young people, I can only say to you in front of the screen, "Drink more hot water".

6. My mother said that she kept saying that she was fine. Although she is psychologically prepared, she is still very uncomfortable. My mother always said I couldn't stand suffering. She is a standard hardworking woman. Now she says it hurts. How painful it should be.

7. The temperature has dropped, um ... I mean I have given up.

8. I don't like looking for COVID-19. He gave me the crown.

9. It is said that after the sun be the spirit, different strains have different symptoms. What strain is it that I eat five times a day? Hungry? Sick and nervous?

10, today I finally feel that xx is a city with temperature.

1 1, "I was probably Yang, but I couldn't sleep anyway. I sat up and smoked a cigarette on the windowsill. There is no reason for this sadness. I looked at the two women by the bed gloomily. One is not my wife and the other is not. "

12 and 42 degrees are the limits of the thermometer, but they are not mine.

13, Xiaoyang people who opened their eyes and filled their circle of friends, it seems that everyone still enjoys sharing various experiences.

14. There are two bars for antigen detection, one is mine and the other is mine.

15, Tianyin, it's Yang.

16, I suspect that I am Yang, and I have a splitting headache. I feel uncomfortable everywhere, and my psychological effect is quite strong.

17, the sun is not terrible, what is terrible is the illusion of life destruction.

18, I can't make any money in the future, so I can't blame COVID-19.

19, I am now in Yang Kang, so I can go shopping and buy clothes with confidence.

20. The head is not a head, but a rotating earth.

2 1, it feels like Yang. I don't know if this is paranoia or true. My throat is starting to hurt a little. This is probably because I scared myself into thinking too much.

22. At last, it's time for a man to take a test paper and see if he is two parallel bars.

23. This is the case. It depends on the situation.

24. Open a circle of friends and find many sheep.

25. We are Yang Kang.

26. Here are two bars, one is mine and the other is mine.

27. Others have sheep, and I have sheep.

28. Netizen: What are the positive symptoms now? Doctor: The first symptom is a trembling voice.

29. At this time, if you are Yang, take time to rest and get well soon. If you have nothing to do, take the time to review. What are you fighting for?

30. After my colleagues and friends around me were tortured by Yang one after another, I was always complacent, thinking that I had good resistance and could avoid bullets. Who ever thought I would start to feel cold at noon on Friday and start to have a fever, cough, nausea and vomiting at night?

3 1, perhaps this wave of "yang" has deeply affected your life, and perhaps this wave of "yang" has made you more aware of the value of life.

32. The best scene in the world is a family sitting together, with lovely lights and plain life.

33, Yang Guo! Yang Kang! Wang Zhongyang! Ouyang Feng.

34. I tried it for everyone, and Yang didn't feel very uncomfortable ... ahem, ahem, ahem.

35, I asked the doctor, what symptoms do you usually have when you are yang? He said that you usually start a circle of friends.

36. "I heard that the next step is to dynamically clear the negative. If there is no positive, please review your social skills. "

37. What feels more painful than being positive now is the phantom yang syndrome, that is, everyone around you has fallen. As a super secret, you wait for the sun to come every day, but it doesn't come ... and you feel that you can't be so lucky to escape this wave, fearing that it will suddenly come one day.

38. Yang Cun, I'm coming.

39. There are more and more sunny people around us. It will take four days to get well, and ten days to get well. Everyone's physique is different, so we should enhance our immunity and do a good job of protection. Now we try not to go out.

40, the wife is not at home, a person gets angry, the heat can't stand 39.6, and a person steals ibuprofen.

4 1 .10 and a half months, the streets are full of condor heroes.

42. The sun is as hot as mine today.

43, pain also don't take medicine, I want to let COVID-19 know who is the master of the body.

44. A brand-new week has begun. When the first batch of fallen people have almost recovered, I feel full of energy.

45. "All kinds of directors, come on, I respect you, I respect you first, and you are free."

Baojuan, why is my voice hoarse?

47, immune system: this is a high-end bureau!

48. To be Guo Xiang, I hope I will never be Yang.

Recently, there are fewer and fewer people outside, and there are more and more Xiaoyang people in the circle of friends.

50. I wonder if the sun is shining. Anyway, the cold dragged on for a long time, and it was even worse. This time, I fainted for one day, and my body ached for two days, and my throat ached for several days. Even my temperature didn't reach 37 degrees.