1. This society is too realistic, I am too ugly, and people's first impression of me is still poor.

You said you loved me, you were willing to commit crimes for me, and you got remarried.

Weld your hook in my mouth, romantic fisherman.

4. What kind of money can't buy an inch of time? Give me 20, buy a cup of milk tea, and I'll give you ten minutes to say I love you.

5. Share a 100% successful trick of teasing Korea: when we meet a boy we like, we kiss directly, and he will definitely say "shameless #". Let's just kiss at this time.

6. When I was 90 years old, I lay dying in a hospital bed. My grandson shouted in my ear: the glory of the king face recognition! Keep your eyes open!

There are many people in the world who don't have boyfriends, and I think I should have one, too.

8. I really don't understand where the male virtue of wearing a tie to expose abdominal muscles is now. Where is the dignity? Where is the address? Where is the contact information?

9. Me: "It's time to save, some money can't be wasted like this. Or I: "I have difficulty breathing today, so I have to buy something to treat myself." "

10. I really don't understand why people like to escape from the secret room so much nowadays. Come to my house tonight, I don't think you can escape.

1 1. As long as I work hard enough, the boss will soon be able to live the life he wants.

12. I have no money and no right. What should I do to chase you and pat my face? Really? The order is too simple.