That spring, I was poisoned and left a prince behind. In autumn, my children are in pairs!

The child was born toxic and broke his heart and intestines!

Steal the antidote into the palace, get caught, pay off the debt!

The regent said again and again that this debt should be calculated well!

Playing coquettish and selling cute together, let the regent be elated and walk sideways, no one dares to stop him!

Legend has it that Feng Qingcheng, the first daughter of Xiangfu, has a fierce character. She went to court, went out of the kitchen, killed a strong enemy, beat a scum father, and beat a baiwenhang!

A pair of cute babies behind them, debut!

plot

Some people say that Phoenix has an affair with long-term workers, corrupting the world and should be soaked in a pig cage!

The next day, the person who said this was either deaf or dumb, or his hands and feet were broken!

Who did this?

frame a case against sb

Said she was fierce as a tiger, not good for her sister.

Feng Qingcheng laughed, and the ordinary girl who was beaten by Yang's hand was full of peach blossoms, letting her know why the flowers are so red!

Who applauds!

negotiate

The regent asked, if there was only one living person between us, what would you choose?

Phoenix replied, happy, I'll do it! Go to hell, you go!

see a doctor

"Report, you this disease ..."

"Report, you this disease ..."

"Very serious?"

"hmm!"

"How serious is it?"

"Don't lift it!"

"Is there a doctor?"

"Nothing ..."

I don't think so!

"Report this ..."

"This king has great feelings for you!"

"But I am a man!"

"You are not a man, you are not a man or a woman at most, and this king is the happiest man or woman.

Quotations of cute baby

"My mother is the best mother in the world!"

"My mother is the most powerful and domineering mother in the world!"

"My mother is the most astringent mother in the world!"

A slap in the face made anonymous angry. "Wrong!"

Mengwa cocked her head and blinked. "Mom, but dad said so!"

"Your father also said that he was busy with government affairs and couldn't get away all day. As a result, he was still under the flower stand with your mother, combing her hair! "

This is the story of a woman pushing a frowsty man, and also the story of a cold man fighting back against a black woman. These days, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture! How many times has the man been caught ~ it's a bit funny ~

Genius son and black mother

After crossing, I found that I had a son with a mysterious and invincible beast pet beside him.

It doesn't matter, life just skips the part of having children, which saves trouble. As for who the father is, what does it have to do with her?

Take your son to the Jianghu, and let you be a monster, or a traitor and a bitch, mother and son Qi Xin, kill God when he meets God, and kill Buddha when he meets Buddha!

Poisonous tongue, heartless, hidden belly black woman+pure belly black, gifted baby with invincible beast pet+overbearing master who dotes on his wife and children, this is a humorous and witty cute pet article, not abusive, one-on-one hit! Introduction to Xiao Bai, the content is not white!

Xiao Mo: Mom, what should I do if a bad uncle gets in the way?

Yunxi: Do it yourself! Don't bother your mother about such a trifle!

Xiao Mo: Mom, this uncle is handsome, kind and rich. Can I make him my father?

Yunxi: Although he is a short-lived ghost, when his feet go west, all his property will belong to our mother and son!

Xiao Mo: Mom, this man looks like me. Is he my father?

Yunxi: Deny dad! If you are poor, will you support him for life?

Mystery Man: Open your eyes and see clearly. Your deity is all famous brands. This sword in my hand is priceless!

In a rookie contest, Yunxi, who was spurned by unmarried children, shone brilliantly and became a lighthouse. The man who came to propose almost broke the threshold of the general's office.

Xiao Mo is very busy, waving the "Pass" sign in his left hand and holding the "Out" sign in his right hand.

"Those who are not among the top ten beautiful men in the world have been eliminated!"

"If you can't beat my mother and me, you will be eliminated!"

"If the value is not one million taels of gold, it will be eliminated!"

"..." The audition in full swing was coming to an end when a group of mysterious people suddenly broke in.

"What do you do?"

"Hey, sign up for my grandfather."

"I will be eliminated directly if I don't participate!"

"The master will come soon, for fear that you don't believe that he has money, so you will go back and move to Jinshan."

This is an era of warriors and swordsman. There are five countries in the whole proud continent. Ranked by the strength of each country, there are Nanxi, Dongling, Beixiang, Ximu and Aoguo among them. Every country advocates the use of force and is arrogant.

Yunxi, who was the master of Gu Wu's family in his previous life, was pregnant with peerless martial arts and inadvertently crossed over to Miss Jia Yun who was pregnant before marriage. Confusion, love of money and meddling are the protective colors of Yunxi. Once someone touches her bottom line and hurts someone she cares about, she will do whatever it takes, be vicious and die! I am inarticulate and heartless. I just want to take my son to eat, drink and have a happy life.

Yun Xiao Mo, the son of the hostess, is a five-year-old genius baby. His innocent and lovely appearance is his protective color. He is very close to those who are good to him, and those who are not good to him will be miserable by him. Everything his mother said, he regarded it as an imperial edict and carried it out until his black-bellied father appeared. ...

There is no god in the world

Women disguised as men, women are strong and men are weak, strong and strong, cool and not abusive.

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She is a Shura ghost doctor, and everyone is scared.

He is the prince of Luo Cha, and ghosts and gods stay away from him.

Shura against Luo Cha, I am the only king of PK, Lao Tzu. Do I appreciate each other or hate each other?

◆◆◆◆ Who lost? ◆◆

-Ye, the queen mother sent another beauty.

Men hate frowning.

-Ye, the beauty has entered the Crown Princess Hospital again.

A man looked up and said, "Which one?"

Ten, thirteen.

Boom!

The brush in my hand is broken.

You Qiao Qing, you married Lao Zi for three days and abducted Lao Zi's thirteen concubines!

◆◆◆◆ Woman? ◆◆

Passerby A: "Bullshit!"

Passerby B: "Lord of Pinellia Valley, four worships, seven countries surrender, ten thousand people worship ..."

Passerby C: "Absolutely pure men!"

Passerby Ding: "After Joe, there is no grandfather in the world!" " "

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A medical genius in my last life, I ruined the jstars in my life.

Clashes between clans, a profound conspiracy. Power dispute, the Seven Kingdoms War.

When hatred and provocation hit ...

I want to be better, and you're driving me crazy.

You ruined my heaven, and I will give you hell!

Phoenix has no end: "splendor, I accompany, mountains and seas, I follow!" " "

Look at the rise of losers, husband and wife side by side.

From the mire to the cloud, from ridicule to worship, from being held by others to life and death in your own hands, from abandoning Joe nine to …

-There is no Lord!

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In short:

This is the warm favorite of Tell the Truth from mutual hatred and killing to interdependence.

This is a super cool story about some great couples crossing different continents hand in hand.

This is a history of the struggle of the losers to turn over and train the heavenly king Lao Tzu into a wife and slave.

In short:

This is an inspirational article to promote sadistic pets.

Pierce: This man is clean both physically and mentally.

The hostess is mean, black-bellied, arrogant and arrogant.

Unscrupulous to friends, merciless to enemies, thoughtful, disguised as women to impress the world!

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Warm tone, tortuous process and perfect ending. Men have love, and women are completely different.

The crazy princess is strong

Once through, the soul changes, the weak girl is reborn, and the king comes!

She is his wife who doesn't even bother to attend the meeting, and he is her husband who doesn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

She is arrogant and tough, he is cold and overbearing,

She doesn't need love. He doesn't know what love is.

At the moment they met. ...

◆◆◆◆ Her resilience ◆◆◆◆

The first day: I grabbed the man's skirt and was extremely arrogant: "I don't like being looked down upon, it won't happen again!" "

The next day: A morning run made Wang Fu jump up and even beat the husband of God of War … 3 times!

The third day: I drove a car full of dead bodies to smash a venue in a casino with the prime minister of the dynasty as the background, and Geng Ying took it for himself!

◆◆◆◆◆ Her love ◆◆◆◆

"Grandpa, the princess ran in the palace dressed like that again."

"hmm." Men are not surprised and concentrate on the art of war.

"The princess went to the palace to have a drink with the queen."

"Nothing, she is not drunk." A man looked up slightly, frowning and worried.

"Ye, the little prince is also in ..."

After talking, where is the figure of the prince in front of him? Look up at the sky and sigh, my Lord, the little prince is only five years old!

◆◆◆◆◆ Her baby ◆◆◆◆

A little boy carved with jade powder looked up and asked, "Mom, is the baby cute or is he cute?"

Anonymous blinked, thought for a moment and said affirmatively, "Baby!" "

A child shyly pointed to his finger and whispered, "Mom, is he cute?"

Anonymous continued to think: "Not cute!"

A child with a serious face suggested, "Mom, he is not cute. Why don't you have a rest? "

John doe is still thinking. ...

A violent hurricane suddenly struck, accompanied by a child's loud scream, flying out like a parabola!

A man glared at an innocent woman and held out his arm. Well, let's discuss it in bed. ...

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The hostess is absolutely tough, her hands are covered with blood, and she is arrogant, heartless and heartless, which is well known to the world.

Revenge must be repaid, kindness must be repaid, cherish opponents, let friends go, and treat enemies mercilessly.

He entered the court, went to the battlefield, entered the brothel, won the gambling house, wrote poems and songs, was brave and thoughtful, and could do anything for Sivir.

The first ordinary girl

◆ Nangong Li Yue: the seventh lady of Nangong family and the first beauty in Hao Yun.

Is a weak, ink-free, crazy, stupid, bad karma lady.

The Nangong family is ashamed of her because her father doesn't love her.

He was also abandoned by his fiance and became the biggest laughing stock in the world.

Unable to stand the ridicule and ridicule of her fiance, she was ashamed and chose to grind her head.

Unexpectedly, the fiance not only has no compassion, but also laughs with the beautiful woman, treating life like dirt.

◆ This ruined my life! Cold and strong, killed by her boyfriend's mistress, and crossed into a stupid lady who was incompetent and bullied?

Everyone shuns it and despises it. What a pity! She is not who she used to be.

A girl of 15 years old, with a mature soul of 29 years old, was reborn.

I'm tired of letting bygones be bygones, so I'd rather be a stupid and harmless Mi Chong than live in the struggle of cheating.

I thought I would spend my whole life in the sun and sleep late, but someone always touched her bottom line.

Facing the wave of conspiracy and frame-up. How can she be indifferent? Is she a weak woman who is at the mercy of others and controls herself?

Soon after, she was reborn and shined, and those who once looked down on her were blindsided. ...

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Fragment 1

"What are you doing? If you want to continue pestering this king, this king tells you that it is impossible! This king will never accept a fool as my princess. " If a man's self-esteem is too strong to understand, he knows that she can't stand it for a few days and comes to beg him.

The breeze slowly, the petals fall lightly, crystal clear as snow, and fall on the elegant woman. "I know Xuan Wang's mind. I'll help you, and I'll cancel the engagement!"

At this point, the arrogant man suddenly fell into an embarrassing situation.

the second part

Looking at her cold face and ignoring herself, he suddenly became interested. "Don't you love this king to death?" The king now gives you a chance. "

Women look lazy, faint, and there is laziness in their warm voices. "I didn't know what narcissism was before, but now I finally know!"

Past life: She is the most outstanding medical genius and business woman in modern times. Good at camouflage, cold and tough, cunning and vicious, black and white, turning hands into clouds, covering hands for rain.

◆ This life: calm, smart, cautious and mature. Calm and easy-going is her disguise, and black and tough is the truth.

Concealed, seemingly harmless, but she will die miserably. Staring for three seconds can accurately plan how to let her opponent voluntarily fall into the cesspit three meters away. ...

◆ This article has a strong style, one to one.

The gold medal of the cold emperor queen

Once passed, the famous weapons expert was reborn in the timid prime minister's office.

Premarital pregnancy is immoral? Cold-blooded and heartless dad kicked her out of the house regardless of kinship?

Kick out of the house, but don't worry about relatives who agree with this situation.

The most beloved ordinary sister stole her fiance who had been married since childhood?

Grab it. Grab it. She is not interested in marrying a blind and dumb person.

A cruel father will keep his mother's rich dowry for himself! A bowl of abortion pills, trying to ruin her child's life?

Damn it! Tigers are not arrogant. You think I'm a sick cat, don't you?

A piece of paper stabbed the emperor and humiliated you. Give up all your mother's dowry.

An imperial decree severed the relationship with everyone in the prime minister's office. Since then, she has nothing to do with those cold-blooded relatives.

The future crown princess, envied by everyone in the past, suddenly became the laughing stock of Beijing, and everyone spurned her.

Five years later, she came back with her son. With extraordinary courage and wisdom, she opened a dyehouse, built weapons and mined salt mines, firmly grasping the economic lifeline of the whole cloud country. So it turned upside down, and those who laughed at her were dumbfounded at once.

Highlight 1:

"Mom, this uncle is so handsome. Can I make him my father? "

The lovely pink shota put her hands around her waist, and her bright eyes went round and round, pointing to the cold man and shouting excitedly.

A beautiful one like you took a leisurely glance at the facial paralysis man, irritating words don't want to spill out from the beautiful red lips, "Shuai Neng when food? Is Shuai Neng a silver flower? "

Shota shook his head blankly.

Firmly holding her son's fleshy cheek, women hate the brainwashing work of iron not to produce. "Do you still want him to be your father? You are so tall, you will eat a lot and spend a lot of money. Aren't you distressed? "

"Of course it hurts, then I don't want him to be my dad."

The deadpan man turned black and almost spit out bright red blood.

Highlight 2:

"The emperor, would you please make decision for the female minister? Empress was ruthless, and a female minister's family of 298 people was burned to death overnight. She is not qualified to do this and asks the emperor to dispose of the Empress in accordance with the laws of Guo Yun and seek justice for my daughter's innocent relatives. "

Feminine and beautiful girls cry like pears with rain, and hate staring at absolutely beautiful women. There is a vicious light surging in the depths of their eyes, and the voice touches their hearts. I am particularly pitiful.

"What do you think Miss Qian should do?"

Deep and mysterious eyes reflected a faint cold light, and the sound without waves seemed to be talking irrelevant words.

"Since ancient times, the harem shall not interfere, and the empress violates the imperial power. According to Guo Yun's court rules, three feet of white silk should be rewarded to death. But she is the emperor's favorite woman, so let go of the net and hit another 30 boards. "

The girl timidly glanced at the expressionless emperor and said cautiously.

"Everything is as you wish, someone, pull her down!"

The young emperor rapped out, and the girl's drooping eyes flashed a trace of joy. Before her smug smile could bloom, her aggressive mother rushed up and kicked her to the ground without hesitation. The heavy boards greeted her, and the cries of pain like killing pigs resounded through the imperial garden.

"The queen will never make mistakes, even if the queen made a mistake, and you made a mistake will make the queen make mistakes. Somebody, pass the news on. If anyone dares to slander the empress, I will punish her Jiuzu! "

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