So there is the following dialogue.
A flower: Well, which finger is it?
Opposite party: Thumb.
A flower: Is it red?
Recipient: Yes, have you seen it?
A flower: Yes, in a costume film.
Recipient: Huh?
A flower on a girl's contract. ……
"two"
In a company holiday, Huahua flew to China to visit Gengbao's parents. In the evening, Huahua stayed in a hotel near Gengbao's house. In the morning, Geng Bao went to see him. He told Geng Bao that a woman called him in the middle of the night, but it was all in Chinese, and he couldn't understand it. Geng Bao had a big head at that time, guessing that it was probably those escort girls and so on, so he called flowers to be collected later, as long as he said a word in Chinese.
That is ...: get out!
However, Geng Bao didn't make it clear to Huahua at that time, just told him that it meant walking or something. As a result, Huahua learned the word smoothly. Later, when Huahua was having tea with Geng's father, Geng's father went out to go to the toilet. As a result, the flowers burst out: Dad is gone?
Geng Bao fainted on the spot, but fortunately Geng's father didn't hear him. ……
"three"
Huahua seems to like this word especially since Geng Bao taught it. He likes to talk about it all the time. He thinks it's very cool. It's really scary. Fortunately, people here don't understand Chinese.
At that time, when Geng Bao taught him this sentence, he also had a brain with Geng Bao, saying why cat fart, rabbit fart and pig fart were not swearing words.
Alas, Geng Bao was asked about the spasm of his mouth. ...
The biggest headache for Geng Bao is that when they have a dispute, Huahua occasionally bursts out with a sentence: retrogression! Geng Bao said regretfully. Is this shooting yourself in the foot?
On this day, Dou Bao bought a bunch of toothbrushes. On the issue of choosing a toothbrush, Huahua quarreled with Geng Bao again. As a result, Hua Hua didn't want to say the word shit, so Geng Bao said it several times first, digging Kaka, and Hua Hua stood there on the spot, not knowing what words to say to suppress each other. At this time, Huahua gave full play to her intelligence, reassembled the Chinese she had learned, and came up with an earth-shattering and ghostly new word ...: shit.
Geng Bao fell on the spot, and this power is indeed greater than shit. Wow, ha ha ha. ……
"four"
When Geng Ma came to Korea, Huahua always wanted to show off in front of Geng Ma, showing off some Chinese she had just learned, pointing to Geng Bao's five senses and saying, eyes, ears, nose and mouth. ...
Gengma nodded repeatedly. Finally, he pointed to Geng Bao's head and said a conclusion ...: pig head!
Geng's mother smiled from ear to ear and even boasted about how she learned to use flowers and flowers, which made Geng Bao angry to death. ……
"five"
Because of living together for a long time, influenced by Huahua's persistence in learning Chinese, the Chinese level of tofu brain has also made a qualitative leap.
At night, the balcony.
Halfway through the song, Huahua suddenly asked, Dear, do you love me? [It is normal for a flower to have this intermittent numbness]
A string of skilled Korean immediately flew out of a package.
Huahua glared at him crossly: I don't even feel whether the Chinese is good or not.
A bag (trembling): I love you!
Huahua continued to stare: That's it? In fact, I want him to say that I love you very much, and I love you very much, which gives people goose bumps.
A bag (continue to shake): I love you!
Huahua (twitching): What?
A bag (winking): I love you so much!
Huahua (angry); Hmm? ……
A bag (anxious): I love you so much! ……
Huahua: faint ...
"six"
During the business trip, Geng Bao sneaked out to play. It was a surprise that he saw stinky tofu on sale in a store in China. Geng Bao bought it back immediately. As soon as he opened it, Huahua jumped out from three feet away, covered her nose and asked in horror, Brother, do you eat poop?
Poop is Geng Bao's language for teaching flowers. He likes to use this word very much. Geng Bao also told him naughtily that we used this word when going to the toilet. It is a very elegant word, and hush is also commonly used.
Little fool takes it for granted. As a result, once in China, when everyone was chatting together, he suddenly said in Chinese ...: Excuse me, I have to pee.
Everyone fainted. …
Geng Bao naturally didn't dump him and continued to eat by himself. Suddenly Huahua smiled and said, When the bus comes back, I must tell him that I like to eat poop.
Geng Bao: ...
"seven"
Why does a flower feel so sad every time it writes a song? What I wrote at the beginning has caused Huahua a headache, and the chorus has made Huahua depressed and chest tightness. At the climax of writing a lyric song, a bag laughed at those boring soap operas in the living room. It's really tasteless ...
He shouted from time to time: honey, come and see, it's so fun!
Or: You see this girl has a big temper, just like you! Wow, hahahaha. ..... [He often calls a bad temper a big temper, but it's almost the same]
Seriously affect the creative mood of a flower!
So a flower had to meditate in Chinese in Geng Baojiao's way:
Your majesty, you are in a hurry,
The noise died down,
eliminate ...
retreat ...
Fired ...
Fired .............
[Repeat the stereo surround sound effect for n times]
"Eight"
Every time Geng Bao goes to MSN, when he leaves, Huahua especially likes to make trouble, which is not bad. He can type some very simple words and spell them completely.
As a result, Geng Bao once returned to the computer after urinating, only to see that the old classmate who had just chatted had a super surprised feeling: why are you so BT?
Geng Bao turned up, damn it, a row of Geng Bao big pig heads, Geng Bao poop, Geng Bao big ... needless to say, it must be another good thing that Hua Hua did. ……
"Nine"
Huahua caught a cold a few days ago, and the bean bag won the bid immediately, which is not enough. Worse than flowers.
I'm still the captain. I have such a slight illness and I am always moaning. I took the opportunity to get sick. I want to eat this for a while, eat that for a while, and kiss him with flowers for a while. It's terrible. ...
Most of the time, Huahua ignored him and continued to learn advanced Chinese.
Dou Bao began to talk to himself: Huahua is not gentle at all. You have such a bad temper. You have to ask me gently what I want to eat and what's wrong with you.
Before Huahua could strike up a conversation, he added, but Huahua is so cute that I have to endure my bad temper.
Hua snickered and ignored him ... [Everyone likes to hear good things, yeah]
After humming the bean bag for n times in a row and interrupting the flower's thoughts several times, the flower finally couldn't help it, slapped the table and said angrily, stop humming, is it a person, like a big fly! ……
Bean bag seems to be scared by Huahua's bad attitude, and there is no sound for a long time. Just when Huahua felt a little too much, a small voice sounded: However, flies will not praise you for being cute. …
Huahua's mouth twitched a few times, and then she interrupted the work on the spot. Haha, she is really a lovely fly. ……
"ten"
In fact, after quarreling with Geng Bao, Huahua felt that her Chinese level really needed to be improved. Basically every quarrel ends in his failure.
However, Geng Bao may have gone too far that time. He called Geng Bao's parents in a hurry, but his Chinese was poor.
I can only accuse Geng Bao of his sins in tears: bad brother, bad brother, bad brother, bad brother. ...
I was so scared that Geng Bao's family thought something was wrong. As a result, I told Geng Bao on the phone and told him not to bully Huahua in the future.
In their eyes, Huahua is a super obedient, super honest and super good-natured child. Every time we quarrel, Geng Bao must bully him. The boy learned to snitch on other people's parents.
Alas, it seems that Huahua still has a long way to go to learn Chinese. ……
"Eleventh"
I don't know why Doubao's Chinese level is always so poor, but I also blame Huahua, a super amateur, for being impatient or laughing at him every time he teaches him a few words.
That morning, Huahua was sleeping in, and the bean bag went to bed. She first stared at Huahua affectionately, and then touched Huahua's hair very gently.
A flower likes the feeling that Dou Bao touches his hair like this [was he a dog in his last life]. As soon as he touched it, Dou Bao suddenly burst out with a Chinese sentence: Take off your clothes.
Huahua turned her head in surprise. Well, this boy didn't learn anything else. He learned this obscene language quickly!
Before Huahua could speak, the bean bag suddenly took off Hello Kitty's headband from Huahua's hair and said it again: all the clothes in her hair were taken off.
Huahua twitched for a few seconds, pointed to the hair ring and said, send clothes?
Bean bag nodded innocently, a flower turned black on the spot, and then laughed again.
Wool clothes, bean bags, I said bean bags, so cute! ……
"Twelve"
I took huahua's towel by mistake when washing my feet. Looking at the contaminated towel, Huahua was so angry that she ignored people for several days.
On this day, Dou Bao forgot to do what Huahua told him to do, and just bumped into Huahua's muzzle. Huahua's fire came up again, and he began to lose control of his mouth and scold him in Chinese, Korean and English. [Horrible wow]
Bean bag just looked at huahua and didn't answer back. Huahua was tired. He suddenly smiled, hugged Huahua tightly and whispered in Huahua's ear: I love you, too.
Then there is a dialogue with a big idiot:
"Who said I love you!"
I love you too.
"Pig head!"
I love you too.
"mental derangement!"
I love you too.
I didn't expect bean curd to have the function of automatic language conversion. Anyway, whatever money you spend on swearing will become "I love you" to him.
You really have the spirit of China people.
However, this method for a flower or ...!
Huahua's mood seems to have suddenly improved, and swearing can no longer be said.
I also smiled and said: I love you.
Suddenly, tofu secretly smiled and replied in clear pronunciation and mellow voice in Chinese ...: I love you too, pig head.
Ah, lying, bean bag, you want to die! ……
Thirteen
In order to test Huahua's language level, Geng Bao arranged a composition for Huahua: the most unforgettable thing.
Huahua was quickly written, and the original text is as follows:
One of the most unforgettable things.
When I came home from work last Friday, I saw a lot of shit in front of my house. At that time, I ate a catty: Who is so wicked to shit in front of my house?
I quickly called out the bean bag, which ate a catty. I swear, what a heartless person! It's pathetic.
Bean buns let me take a broom and sweep them together. Cookies know, come out and see, too. She also ate a catty and cried, "Do evil!" .
Xiu Xiu and Mimi heard the sound of cookies and came out to have a look. They also ate a catty: Who did it?
Brother Geng, a neighbor, just came back from buying vegetables and ate a catty.
Cheche and Donghai ate a catty when they came out to see them. In a short time, a dozen people gathered and everyone ate a catty. Finally, they dialed 1 19. After eating a catty, the fireman finally cleaned up the shit. This is the most unforgettable thing.
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Geng Bao comments:
Pay attention to the typo, which means "taken aback" rather than "ate a catty"
Qiang Ren: Sometimes I forget to change my socks and eat with my friends in socks with our cartoon images printed on them. I feel ashamed.
Xu Li: Isn't the name written on it?
Qiang Ren: So?
Kui Xian: I'm showing off to my friends.
Qiang Ren: How to show off?
Kui Xian: Showing off that I usually wear this, hehe.
Qiang Ren: Really? What did friends say?
Kui Xian: Well, it's beautiful. What is this? Where did it come from? I said, Oh, we have many dorms, hehe.
Xu Li: Kui Xian never wears her own socks. She wears Donghai and Yin He, huh?
Kui Xian: Yes, I like to wear socks with other members.
Qiang Ren: Put in brothers you don't usually like. ..
Kui Xian: Step on the soles of your feet?
Qiang Ren: Step on it ... Huh? How can you say such a dangerous thing?
Kui Xian: No ... Isn't that what you mean? (panicking)
Qiang Ren: You don't mean that, do you? Are you doubting yourself?
Xu Li: Wear A Qiang?
Qiang Ren: No, I wore Park Jung-soo's today. I know, I've seen it.
Li Xu: Brother Garbage's?