Xiaohong walks the zebra crossing, which means a blind man is waiting for the traffic lights at school. )

Xiaohong: Hello, Grandma. Can I help you?

Grandma: Oh, ok, thank you, little friend.

Xiao Qiang, Xiao Xin came running from behind and looked at Xiaohong with a smile.

Xiao Qiang: Red scarf, you are great!

Xiao Xin: You are great!

Grandma: What's your name?

Voiceover: We are Young Pioneers! ?

In class. . . Very quiet

Teacher: The pinyin of this word is like this.

Xiao Qiang: Poof. . . . Poof. . . . Poof (fart)

Quiet class

Xiao Qiang seems a little nervous and embarrassed.

The teacher paused and smiled.

Class: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The teacher teased and pretended to ask deeply: Who farted?

Xiaohong: It's Xiao Xin!

Xiao Xin: It's Xiao Qiang!

Xiao Qiang: It's me!

Teacher: I dare to admit that I am a good boy. Honesty is a virtue. A person can't admit his mistakes unless he makes them. Besides, farting is normal. Let's hear it for Xiao Qiang.

Students: Applause

Extended data:

Sketch creation:

1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme.

Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.

Dong Qing and Cai Guoqing performed the sketch Super Guerrilla.

2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story.

Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's A White Front Teeth Was Laid off Last Year with Glory, and Zhao Benshan's The Sound of the Waves When he was reunited with his wife are superb examples of language borrowing.

4. Don't write the sketch as a cross talk or a small play, but highlight the characteristics of the sketch. Some sketch writers have good intentions and good ideas, and always want to write thoughtful and educational sketches. But performances are counterproductive, because they don't really distinguish between drama and sketch.