Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick. Suddenly I saw a sickle in the sky, and I suspected that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick. If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a fire sickle?

Daming Lake Tour Penglai Pavilion

There is a great Penglai Pavilion in Huming, Daming Lake, which is really fucking good.

There is a lotus fairy in Daming Lake, so I'll sit down.

On the lotus, a toad put the wine in front of the window and sang to the sea.

Poke and guess a few punches, brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

Xue Bao tu quan

What is the sudden spring flying in the sky, the sudden spring, a pile of water from east to west, gently gurgling,

Could it be that the Jade Emperor covered the Golden Hall with glug light?

Sift lime. screen lime

Sleepwalking in western illegitimate poems has no title.

Just listen to the west early. You ask me to do this, and I have to ask women geometry.

What a bitch. He told me to do it. I don't know how many.

I want to play more. What a bunch of big bastards. Yesterday, a child called my father.

I opened my eyes and it was gone. Fuck you. I wonder who his mother is.

Zhang Zongchang's anecdote

new life movement

"Chiang Kai-shek proposed a new life movement, and pedestrians should walk on the right side. Damn it, who is on the left side of the road? "

Chinese embassy

"I heard that many foreign embassies have been built in Dongjiaominxiang, Beijing, including Russia, Japan, Britain, the United States and the Netherlands. Damn it, isn't this bullying China people? Why not build an China embassy in Dongjiaomin Lane?

Investigation on cheeloo university

Seeing the students playing basketball, I angrily denounced the headmaster: "Education funds have corrupted you. How can a dozen people play with guns and balls? Give my family some money, sell more balls, one for each person, and let them play.