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In short, the humor of fitness and sports.
With the increase of various diseases, people nowadays are more and more aware of the importance of exercise and fitness. Many people are too busy at work to take time for regular exercise, and fishing for three days and drying the net for two days are not good for their health. The most important thing in fitness is persistence. For the sake of your health, take some time to exercise every day!

1. I want to go to the gym happily every day, and my enthusiasm lasts until I have to go out.

2. Sleep is really important. I slept in the company for an hour and a half at noon today, and I didn't feel very tired. I even want to run in the gym downstairs.

I want to go to the gym next semester, but I can't.

Lying down is really comfortable. I don't want to go to the gym. I can wash my hair at home. How can I be so lazy? I didn't exercise this week. Lying down is really comfortable. I'm covered in fat.

I want to go to the gym to learn dancing. I hope to grasp my spare time and stop surfing the internet every day.

6. I feel sick when I read it, and the words are no longer in my mind. I want to go to the gym, buy clothes and go to the park.

7. The original intention of fitness is to make my back not hurt when I work overtime and sit for a long time. I think it still works. Even if I give up overtime and sit until tomorrow morning, I can't tell whether it's because I've been sitting for too long or because I'm hurting from fitness.

8. I don't want to go to the gym in the morning, but I will go to the gym for three hours in the afternoon. I don't know if I can hold on.

No matter how hot it is, I want to go to the gym for a while by myself. Running, rolling iron, everything else feels nothing.

10. So tired and sleepy! After the night shift, I feel dying. I can't. I want to go to the gym, the kind with a swimming pool!

1 1. I'm too sleepy to go to the gym. Was I Simmons in my previous life?

12. I want to practice my lines in the gym, but I really can't take the first step.

13. I'm so tired. I get off work at this time every day, it's still early. Whenever I want to go to the gym, I have to work overtime! Time wastes passion.

14. It's easy to argue with people and doubt life recently. I want to go to the gym and abuse myself all day. Because I don't have the courage to overeat, there seems to be no other way to adjust.

15. I slipped away. I'm full today and don't want to go to the gym. I can wash and sleep.

16. Not on the way to lose weight and gain muscle, but on the way to lose weight and lose muscle, I didn't insist on this statement, but it was difficult to persist. I'm too tired to go to the gym.

17. The hotter you get, the more you want to run! exercise I like this filter so much, it hides my black and fat. Move it.

18. I really want to go to the gym. Where are all the beautiful vest lines? Did I eat? I will practice hard when I go back to school.

19. I am under great pressure. I want to buy bottles and cans. I want to go to the gym to play sandbags. I want to shout. I'm so tired.

20. I don't want to go to the gym. You can sweat if you jump blindly every day. I should be thin.

2 1. What if I don't want to go to the gym today? My arm hurts, my leg hurts, and it hurts everywhere. Is there any way to lose weight lying down without exercise?

22. I want to swing, watch movies, go to exhibitions, go to the gym, put a book on my head and spread it on the sofa at home all day.

23. It seems that it's been almost three months since I punched out for fitness, and the meat on my stomach seems to have not changed. It's all wealth accumulated in 20 years.

24. I want to go to the gym, but my body is lying down playing with my mobile phone. This is the most difficult thing for me after work every day recently!

25. I want to stay in the gym while thinking, which makes me a frequent visitor to the gym all night.

26. I really thank myself for my fitness in the past two months, and I have made progress year by year. In fact, sometimes I don't want to go every day, but I feel guilty.

27. I want to give myself two days off, and the phone WeChat doesn't ring. I want to play basketball in the gym. I'm so tired.

28. I'm in a bad mood these days. I'm listless. I don't want to go to the gym. I just want to rest. I don't sleep well and I overeat. Seeing everyone is annoying, and negative energy is bursting!

29. I really want to go to the gym, run, climb mountains and play badminton. There are many interesting things in life besides working, walking the dog, reading books and watching movies.

30. Every time I exercise, I leave home for a long time, which makes me have no desire to exercise.

3 1. I hurt my foot recently, and then I want to run for fitness or dance every day, but I just want to lie down when I walk like a fly.

When there is enough love and awakening, the pain will disappear automatically. Suffering is not the devil, but the alarm clock of awakening. I hope my cold will get better soon. I want to go to class, exercise and jump on the trampoline.

In short, humorous. Tell me about 202 1.

1, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are worse than an animal.

2. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

Summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

5. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

6. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

7. It was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

8. Don't tell anyone who is the sexiest. It's all sockets looking for pins.

9. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

10, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

1 1. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

12. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

13, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

14, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

15, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.

16, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

17, I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

18. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

19. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, it records our good memories.

Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

2 1. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

23. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

24, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

25. Put you in your mouth and shut up. I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

26. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

27. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

28. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

30. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

3 1, there are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

32. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, and I felt particularly dazzling.

33. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

34. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, one person says "transformation"

35, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

36. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

37. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

38. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

39. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

4 1. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

42. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

43. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

44. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

46. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

47. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

48. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

49. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

50. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

Talk about persisting in exercise.

Talk about persisting in exercise.

1, keep exercising! The ultimate goal is to dress thin ~ strip and have meat, come on

2, 20xx, improve yourself, exercise, and be with the baby. Stick to it and you will be rewarded.

3. Continue to exercise in the new year! I caught a cold, took a bath and took a nap! A Mu! Punch in on the first day of the new year!

Exercise also needs persistence and perseverance.

5, 20xx, learn a language, start practicing calligraphy, keep practicing piano, learn guitar, start fitness and travel. Cherish the time you can spend with your family, work hard with Mr. Zhao to create the future, and have a friendship that will not be killed by time. Brave, bright, close to the sun.

6. Now I want to start a new life after I go back. With new expectations and wishes, I suddenly have the motivation. I just don't know how long this momentum will last. I really hope that whenever I have no motivation, I can find the motivation to make myself full of fighting spirit again! Exercise, work hard and get along well with others is enough! I just need to get used to the outside world for a while.

7. I will go to work soon after the Spring Festival. In the new year, I hope I can keep exercising, not to lose weight but to be healthy; I hope I can read more books and strive to improve myself; I hope I can work harder and make continuous progress in my work! 20xx be hard on yourself! 20xx be the best you can be!

Thank you for your care and help in the past. I want 20xx 1. Study hard and strive to finish six books a year; 2。 Keep exercising and try to run 5 kilometers; 3。 Cultivate hobbies and study three special dishes hard. Be happy every day in the new year and be a better person.

9, continue to insist, even if you are fat, when the baby exercises, the 23rd day.

10, New Year's resolution, I can lose 100 Jin, and then I can keep exercising, so I have enough money.

1 1. We should get a dog this year, then learn to cook well, and finally keep exercising.

12, new year's goal, diligence, persistence, diligence, exercise and calmness. Get something every year. There is no desire, because everything is realized by yourself. Everything depends on people.

From 13 and 20xx, every year, no matter whether you are poor or rich, you should reward yourself with a long-cherished gift. Learn to smile! Let go of the unbearable emotional or material life! Rest assured! Live a heartless life! Keep exercising and build a waist!

14. In the new year, I want to thank a book, Prisoner's Fitness, which makes me want to exercise. Now I must insist on 2 hours of rehabilitation exercise every day, and I will definitely go back to the past.

15. When you insist on climbing Su Xianling again, the night view of Chenzhou is really the best enjoyment here. Prayer, killing time and exercise all seem less important. Time seems to slip away unconsciously. This is a learning process. In some ways, he is really a good teacher.

16, the plan to be completed this year, 1 driving test, 2 practice conducting, 3 practice steel companions every night, and 4 exercise every day. Come on!

17, the baby just went out for exercise and almost fainted. In the new year, I must keep exercising.

The goals of 18 and 20xx are to learn swimming, practice vest line, have a love, travel once, read ten books, keep practicing calligraphy, try to be vegetarian and refuse junk food.

19, senior one, write several plans. First of all, do a good job of top-level design. Build a platform. Second, insist on scientific exercise. Third, self-cultivation, patience and mind. Fourth, let others admire you.

20, starting fitness today is no longer for anyone, just to better show yourself! Come on! Hold on!

2 1, there are young people now. Climbing a mountain is like eating an old man to death. Everyone really wants to kick you in the middle of the year, which also reminds us that we must persist in doing good exercise, and exercise is endless.

Looking back on the past two or three years, I have been surrounded by inferiority and negative emotions. I lack motivation and patience in everything, but I also have something positive, that is, exercise. Although it is only an introduction, it has brought me some changes. I hope I can keep it up. My expectation for the new year is to live every day hard, seriously and happily.

23. Keep exercising! Learn more knowledge and skills! Fight for what you want! Will be impossible to become possible!

25. The sun is warm. I hope that in the new year, I can keep exercising and keep a diary every day. As long as I think, I will do it. I will be independent, healthy, more free and free.

26. 18 days holiday really flies. The more you rest, the more you continue to exercise, the more tired you seem to be. You are healthy and thin.

27, stick to the end, healthy and happy! Join our sports and exercise together!

28. I was scared by myself yesterday. I cooked porridge for myself and put a glass of water on the bed. At that time, I thought, my roommate went out for a wave, even if he died, no one would know! So I went to my colleague for a doctor, and the injection and fever completely disappeared, because I didn't have the strength to lie in bed for two days, which was a waste. Fortunately, I survived ~ my heart and lungs didn't explode ~ I have to keep exercising this year and I can't be easily put down by the virus!

29. Don't stay up late in the future. Get into the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Keep exercising every day to prevent yourself from getting sick easily. Don't listen to sad songs when you are unhappy. Keep learning to take everything seriously. Is everyone okay?

30. Come on! Try not to stay up late, try to exercise, try to stick to it, and you will be very lucky. Come on!

3 1, hiking in Moganshan, sweating and refreshed, insisting on climbing the second mountain every year to exercise.

32, because of faith, so we must persist in exercise!

33. I love dancing very much, but I have no sense of dance and no talent, but I still insist on dancing until I am old. At least you can exercise your coordination ability. Let's go Relax yourself. Dance your soul!

I finished reading this book in a day and a half. 28 years old, I feel that I have wasted a lot of time. But compared with a lifetime, it's not too late. Exercise and keep working hard.

35. I want to go back to work. I hope I can follow my feelings and follow the trend. The most important thing is to do it, don't lose sleep and don't exercise; Don't stay up late or lose sleep. I can keep going to sleep at about ten o'clock every day these days, hoping to continue in the past. Exercise. Because I often get sick and don't exercise, I have to force myself to walk to and from work every day and try not to take a taxi.

36. Keep running tomorrow without working overtime! Exercise!

37. I struggled from 6: 20 to 7: 00 and finally got up to run. The whole process is too painful, but there is also a saying that comfort is reserved for the dead. It is inevitable to gain weight in the new year. When you go back to school after the Chinese New Year, you must insist on getting up early to exercise. This time, I'm not talking about it. I'll take off my flesh and keep it just to be around the unknown one!

38. Keep exercising and eat healthily, and your body will give you a long-term surprise.

39. Keep running for half an hour every day at 6,006,30 to exercise. I hope it's not anticlimactic.

40. I have been doing squats and aerobic exercise for the past two days. My legs are sore and weak now, but I will keep exercising and come on.

4 1, away from home for more than ten days, they are all ready to surprise me when I get home. This is a good sign. In the new year, I hope this sewing worker is healthy. Of course, we should keep exercising and calm our mind this year.

42. The New Year's resolution is to go to bed early, get up early, eat breakfast, keep exercising and live a long and healthy life, and form such a good habit. Okay, I'm going to bed.

43. Exercise really persists and the consequences of relaxation.

44, I also believe this sentence, as long as you become excellent, other things will naturally get better! We must change this bad habit this year. Keep exercising.

45. In order to exercise in the future, I decided not to drive to work today, but to run to work. I don't know how long can people who don't even walk go to work without driving or running?

Tell me an interesting sentence.

1, it's quite comfortable to be a man! 2. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

6. Once the ocean dries up and the rocks rot, it is not enough.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. When love becomes affection, it is eternal love.

9. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

10, you are so dark that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

1 1. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

12, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

13, women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

14, don't pull a long face all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.

15, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!

16, if there were no perverts in the world, would beauty still be valuable?

17, I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.

18, you know I can't live without it, so you hurt yourself.

19, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

20. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

2 1, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

22, life is only beautiful, no glory!

23. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

24. I envy you for knowing me at a young age.

25, seriously anti-Italian Phoenix Satellite TV inserted TV series when playing advertisements!

26. I still have a short message in my mobile phone that I like you.

27, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

28.do you belong to me? You can have it alive and take it with you when you die.

29. Youth is like toilet paper. You look at it a lot, use it, but it is not enough.

30. Fahai should not use this tower to contain Mrs White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.

3 1. Just one more look at you in the crowd, and you think I want to take a taxi.

32. There are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

34. I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

35, let's break up, I don't deserve you because you are a QQ member.

36. I hope all the money in my pocket loves each other and has more children.

37. My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.

38. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

39. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

40. I save myself three times a day, is it high? Handsome? Rich or not? No, go and study!

4 1. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to answer the questions on the blackboard.

42. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

44. The gourd dolls in our mountains will never beat the Altman in your city.

45. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier to try.

46. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. Just move, everything is burnt.

47, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

48. When you see that 1 tree has become 1 exercise book, do you still have the mind to do your homework?

49. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you use Unicom and I use mobile.

50. I am not the interesting guy last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.

5 1, I don't know what love is, but I will spoil you, care about you, care about you and tolerate you for a long time.

52. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's all dark.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

54. William Feng: If I leave you in the future, my name will be written backwards. Nini: Me too.

55. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

Brother, bring me my headphones. I think you should say please. Please bring me my headphones.

57. Doctor, I am nearsighted! Tell me about the specific situation. You can't see the money when you open your wallet!

58. I want to buy things when I get angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I spend less. I get angry when I have little money.

59. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.

60. I bought a pair of beggar pants, which cost more than 500 yuan. As a result, my grandmother mended my pants when she washed them for me.

6 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

62. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

63. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

64. I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue.

65. My wife was arrested for using counterfeit money. It's all my fault. In order to show my retouching skills, I watermarked all my money at home.

66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

67. I find that ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say: I will say my ugly words first.

68. I pushed you down on the bed crazily that day, turned off the light, covered myself with a quilt, opened my arms and said, Look, my watch will glow.

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

70. Every dynasty misses you, misses you every night, misses you badly, and doesn't want to hurt himself. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, makes me happy and makes me sad!

7 1, when the fan blows in hot weather, mosquitoes are annoyed; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun, grab a full stomach!

72. Of course, you have to buy a house before you get married. It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!

73. My family name is me, my name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I understand you, my scientific name is I love you, my childhood name is I miss you, my book title is I dream of you, and my pen name is I love you. Actually, my real name is teasing you.

74. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

75. Don't wait for my tears before you know I'm sad. Don't wait for me to say that I am cold before you know that I am lonely. I don't want to walk around in front of you with cucumbers every day before you know it's time for XXOO.

76. An English teacher in a school likes to push the queue and play all night. The next day in class, I was a little in a trance. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw that the blackboard was not wiped. I am furious: Who is the farmer today? The blackboard hasn't been wiped!

77. There is a child downstairs in my house who always likes to sing Lu's songs recently. One day it stopped singing: stars in the sky, I shouted in time: join Beidou! That boy hasn't found a second interview yet!

78. When winter comes, I'll teach you a life trick: coats are easy to get greasy, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off, which makes many people have a headache. In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine when washing, and your head will not hurt so much.

79. Lu Xun was criticized by the teacher for being late for class and angrily carved an early word on the table. When I was late for the third grade, I was punished for sweeping the floor and carved an early word on the table like Lu Xun. Last time I went back to my alma mater, I found a grass carved ~